Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=3mX_9ths7t4
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youtu.be/61TQB3DFGH0
4archive.org/board/b/thread/684124992
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

youtube.com/watch?v=3mX_9ths7t4

Alice2 claimed.

THERE IS BUT ONE TRUE WAIFU

ALL OTHER WAIFUS ARE FALSE

vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread

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I love you Alice2.

Nobody will take you away from me.

Sameji claim'd

Sonokawa Momoka is now claimed ^^

Claim

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Rolling for trips to steal

Hah!
Good luck, mongol.

None of you have ever felt a vagina before

You'll have to sleep sometime.

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I have and I didn't like it and that's why I'm gay now.

Claimu!

a cute

Feels good hanging out with my gf while you virgin man babies pretend to be anime characters and masturbate to cartoons

15 year old liar detected

Love sleeps for noone!

a shit

well, at least i'm not friends with a nigger and drive a shit car

are you neet?

She looks like that ugly girl from TYT

Who are you anyway?

/thread

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I'm Nobody! Who are you?

I forgot this thread is filled with new meat these days.

Iris. Old poster.

Not by Wikipedia's definition

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I don't know who you are.
That name means little to me.
Regardless, Iris. If you dare challenge me in claiming Alice2, I will make you regret it.
My love for Alice2 burns a fiery red.
It's a flame more powerful than the sun!

i forgot what an abominable piece of shit you are
thank god you reek from a mile away and I can avoid it

youtu.be/61TQB3DFGH0

are you in cmployment currently?

Oh yeah? Well, I'll behead my child just to have a chance to hold her hand.

What's a cmployment?

who this? anime?

>When he gets that mad over something on the internet so he starts to be offensive and call you names.

Is okay.
You'll grow up of it, hopefully.

Nice.

Kek, you know your fat ass wouldn't say racist shit in public. I drive a truck you couldn't afford with your good boy points

Hah! Pathetic!
I'd poison an entire kidergarten class just to get close to her!

employment

You could just share

>When he insults everyone he doesn't in a thread just because he is bored

Is okay.
I deal with trash like you every day

Yes

Poison them to death?

I saw your shitty rav4 earlier dude, that's not a truck

>When he insults everyone he doesn't

If that's what it took, then yes.

only fags share -_-
what do you do? :o

>share

When I post music, I don't.

Its a goid example of an Australian band.

When you guys are intresting, you aren't.

>just noticed the black dude

Wow i think i'm racist, didn't even see him at first, so black

>share
>Alice2
I t-think you're a l-little bit new here, b-buddy..

To put it simply
NO
SHE
IS
MINE.

It's a Tacoma you neckbeard, what does mommy drive you around in? That guys like my best friend lol

Would you rape a little girl for Alice too?

hey you wanna stop being a little bitch and try contribuutun?

Well, I need to finish this album first and maybe I'll listen to more songs from them, afterwards.

How is your day going?

Trick question.
I would never touch a girl who isn't Alice2
RETARDDDDD!

How does it feel to fantasize about meeting a cartoon character instead of just getting real pussy? I really wanna know lol

What's this then?
4archive.org/board/b/thread/684124992

Why do you keep asking questions? -_-

Fuck you, I'll claim her next thread. So long.

that makes it worse on both accounts

Forehead claimed.

Kek, found that pic on google in 5 secs but even if that was your car. You still can't get pussy so you have a cartoon wife? How fuckin ugly are you lol

>only girls or faggy city boys drive cars

that is a waifu thread from may

i'm curious -_-

>Subaru
Dude that's a notorious lesbian car

Its one of their better albums.
My day was long. Full of things to do, had a doctors appointment and lost some blood.

Your dedication just now was very weak.
We'll see what happens next thread.

Du mich auch.

this level of shit posting hurts my brain

>doesn't answer the question
Kek you're older than me and I get more pussy, not hard considering the only thing you get is a body pillow

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Stop being curious :o

g2b, alice-chan

did i ever say i wasn't a fag?
but im curious -_-

Yes you did. I called you a fag and you said you weren't a fag

Ok, be curious somewhere else :o

im half a fag -_-

no -_-

No you're full :o

Yes :o

i have a wife -_-

no you -_-

Why are you here then? :o

I'm not being curious :o

I have to go now

my wife is 2d -_-

ok buhbye _-_

Threads dead

Can you guys be more interesting than my class?

no

hug me yuno

indeed so

apparently not

Why do you love someone like Yuno?

*Hugs*
Why so down on yourself
Why don't you think so
I love her yandere personality and she is cute

Do you 'really' want a Yandere gf?

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I do
Why are you questioning me user

I always find it fascinating when someone wants a murderer as a wife or husband. I'm not trolling you or anything, I'm just genuinely curious.

Oh alright
Well then let me try to explain
It's just a nice feeling to have skmronr obsess over me like that
They'll go to no ends to care for me and have me for themselves

>skmronr
Someone

Kek