Why aren't you bisexual, Sup Forums?

Why aren't you bisexual, Sup Forums?

Cuz a hole is a hole

Dicks that aren't my own are unpleasant to look at.

>trap threads every hour.
>gay fur threads every 30 mins.
>shota threads 5 times a day.

Sup Forums is already bisexual

Why not?

Because I'm a fucking faggot

You just argued for bisexuality

nice feet

But I am user

It's the best.

I don't like any dick but my own.

Why not others?

Nice trips Satan. Also, bisexual master race checking in

But.... but I am, lord Satan.

Because I'm not and I'm no mouth rapist either. Get your mind right cuz I'm not forcing you on shit

...

dicks are gross. the only reason I don't hate mine is because it's mine.

I dunno, they just are generally. Once in a while ill see some dude in a porno with a dick that looks like it was crafted from the emperor's own gene-seed and get jelly. Mostly though that's like asking why someone doesn't like the taste of broccoli.

But vaginas look much more gross.

Surely dude

Because im not secretly gay and into dudes.
Seriously every "bisexual" guy or girl i have ever met is more homo/lesbian than they are straight.
They are basically all gay bit still occasionally crave straight sex.

The one and onky time i ever met truly "bi" people was two married couples. One was 2 gay guys the other was two lesbian women and every night for them was a big sweaty orgy. where everyone took turns fucking everyone.
They invited me to join in and i accepted thinking i was gonna get some pussy. They all knew i was straight. But the women both said they wanted to see me fuck one of thy gay guys before they fucked me.
I said nope not into that. And went home and jacked off instead. While inwas getting my clothes back on both women complained and said thsy reall did want to fuck me but they wantes to see me give another guy dick and slso tske it up the ass before they would let me in their pussys.
No. Nope. Nooooo. Its not worth it.

Agree.
Vaginas look like unholy sarlaac pits of unending doom and horror.

This isn't a discussion. I'm not bi I have no interest in being a bi whatever

But I am, OP.

Because vaginas are fucking disgusting
Though some dicks are also disgusting

Because I'm not a faggot.

Wonder Woman is bisexual. It's officially canon. Look it up.

I'm Wondersexual.

She is fucking hot.


>But Satan is literally hotter. Checked.