PUSSY EATING STORIES

PUSSY EATING STORIES
>never eaten pussy
Tell me about some experiences in detail, including the circumstances surrounding the encounter.
First time stories would be good

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How the fuck can I be a pussy eating champ if I've never done it? Should I go around the block and eat some other pussies for practice?

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how many times bro

>met a girl through my parents friends
>started hanging out, making out
>eventually sext, talking about giving eachother head
>the day comes
>she sits on my face
>shit's good man, pleasant smell (it takes a lot for a girl to smell bad down there trust a brother. If she does, get rid of her ASAP)
>taste was kind of sour, like most pussies
>Overall good experience, have never had a bad pussy eating experience ever since then, only even better
After a while you get hooked on the taste/smell. Hope that helped out

protip : Do not lick pussy under blanket or else you're going to have a bad time

i do this. sometimes. i don't know what you mean,.

Duh

Nah its all gross, you just get off on the pheromones.

>dating a 5/10
>wants me to eat her out
>never eaten pussy before
>fuck it why not
>pussy doesn't smell bad, but not good
>1 lick
>visibly gag hard
>worst tasting pussy on the planet
>get into fight, break up next day
>still use dental dams to this day because of one bad experience

Nice feet

i read some articles about it and watched a tutorial porn about it
tried it 2 weeks ago for the first time. She couldnt react afterwards for 5 minutes. after i asked her whats wrong she said nothing, she would be right not kinda paralyzed and it would take her a monute to catch a normal thought again. i think i did it well

Basic rules:
• it's all about beeing soft and slowly
• don't hesitate to ask her
• if she pulls back her waist it's not good what you are doing
if she pushs her waist forward continue, but dont get faster!

in about 2 hours I'll be eating pussy in a motel.

I'll add my bit. Been eating pussy since high school, first time I had sex. Honestly, it might be a kink. When I see delicious looking cunt, I can't help but wanna shove my face I it. Especially if it's your gf/so. You can bend her over while she's doing the dishes and lick her clean. Bonus points if you get good with your fingers and get decent tongue stamina so you can bring her to orgasm.

(me)
Bro, eaten at least 100 beavers. Every woman is different. Gets off different. looks, smells, tastes...

I love it all.

Always had a kink for it, but always thought that it was just a fantasy; like it couldn't be as good as I hoped.

But now that I've done it enough to get good at it, I fucking *love* it. I'll do it for my gf literally any time she wants it, as long as she's had a shower at some point during the day.

Yeah I can only agree. At first I always thought of it as something like a fantasy. There's something really intimate about it. But damn, I've eaten around 5-6 pussies by now and they were all good. It's so fun, I'll wake my gf up with it at night and she'll get off really hard

Holy shit user that's hot af. My gf is somewhat interested in the idea of getting me off while I'm asleep. I've been woken up to her jerking me off or sucking my dick, which is pretty sweet.

Never thought of returning the favor like that though. I genuinely prefer it to being given head.
Only ever eaten out one girl, but she's the one, so I think I got lucky with that, kek.

>drunk at music festival
>see girl from highschool i used to have a thing with
>hook up
>go back to her
>go down to eat her out
>has grass on thigh/pussy from sitting down
>deal with it
>her room-mate comes home whilst im going down
>leave

>continue to fuck her for 6-7months after

its not that bad op just do it maybe you like it maybe you dont all girls are different, its just a turn on for me

He's just saying it gets hot as hell under there...

haha yeah. In that case, tell her that she tastes really good. My gf get's super turned on when I say that. that's the number one killer for sexual arousal in girls, insecurity. So the more you tell them they're sexy, beautiful, taste good or whatever, it'll get them off like a rocket

Its an acquired taste. First few times its kinda gross. After awhile you begin to enjoy it. The smell of a white pussy gets me hard.

never eat nignog pussy. only dip your tongue into white holes

I know lots of guys who dont do it, i know its kinda gross but i do it to every girl i fuck even if its a one night stand. The thing is, girls can't really get off to penetration so if you can stimulate them with your tongue and hands during foreplay they are basically in the palm of your hand.

It's late here and I can't sleep so why not...
>be me, 17
>dating 7/10 28 year old
>first time
>takes me to her shit apartment
>fuck, why not go down... we's having sex.
>go at it like a fat kid in the buffet line
>doing all sorts of stuff I saw in pornos
>she grabs my head and tells me to stop
>dummy, what are you doing
>she instructs me on the proper ways: slow down, tease with the tip of your tongue, feel her movements and listen to her sounds to find the areas that turn her on.
>once found, flatten tongue and work deeper or apply more pressure with tip of tongue.
>pay attention to the clitoris
>keep working for a while until the muscles in her legs clench tighter.
>either she wants to come with you and she's ready for sex or she came and she's ready for sex
>move on to fucking
Every woman I've ever been with has never been disappointed. All thanks to a broad that took the time to teach me how to do it right.

- a guy with a small dick

Don't do it unless you expect her to suck you off.

It's a lot of work and it can hurt your neck. Use the edge of the bed so you don't have a sore neck.

-a guy who never gets laid

You've obviously never talked to a girl about sex, i've never even spoke to a girl who said she can cum from penetration.

post that anubis image instead.

Ive talked to many girls about sex. And then i fuck them with my thick cock and they cum.

>*penetration alone
Would be slightly more accurate. Some grills do, some don't.

My gf cums from penetration most times we have sex. Every girl is different, but a nice cock does help.

I eat my friend's pussy a lot and honestly it took a while for me to get into it. I wasn't a huge fan at first, but now I like it. It probably varies from person to person, but she was pretty salty and that made it difficult. You get used to it.

The proest of tips: If the girl is getting more and more into it, DONT CHANGE WHAT YOURE DOING. Maintain speed, and the exact technique. You might want to ramp it up as she starts getting more and more hysterical but 100%, you just need to keep doing exactly what you're doing or they immediately lose it.

Good luck faggots.

ITT: a bunch of dudes who have never seen a pussy in real life giving tips to other dudes who have never seen a pussy in real life

ty for advice user.

Going in tonight, wish me luck!

Every girl I had enjoyed being eaten out. Some were pretty shy about it, even told me they never had a guy that did it and that they were afraid that it might be "dirty". But if she had a shower and did not sweat like crazy the whole day its fine (same goes for her sucking my dick, so being clean is just fair). Hell, one girl even let me eat her out from behind, so she could moan into the pillow, being embarassed but horny at the same time. shit was cash.

Some tricks I learned: Ease them up with your fingers first. Some enjoy being fingered while being eaten out, try that - my current gf likes that a lot. Experiment a little and be gentle - she'll show you if you can do it harder. Also a thing I learned: For some girls this is the best way to cum buckets, for others its just really really good, but they don't cum. Like my gf, she enjoys being eaten out a lot, but needs the cock in her to get off. But this is far easier if I fingered her or ate her out first.
Face sitting is not the best thing for me because I don't like being dominated. So instead I can recommend the following: Tie your girl down to the bed, blindfold her and tease her with your tongue. Will be worth it.

All chicks are different, mate. Not the guy you're talking to, but I've definitely fucked chicks who can come from penetration alone. Otherwise, angle your hips just right and you'll be able to hit her clit (and grind) with each thrust. Easy-peasy.

JUST WHIP OUT YOUR MIGHTY FLESH HAMMER AND TELL HER "SUCK MY COCK YOU FUCKING SLUT". she will melt.

post that tutorial porn and help a Sup Forumsrother out my good user

anybody have vids of kimberly kane getting her pussy eaten?

>projecting this much
I used to think I'd never get laid when I was your age, but it does happen to almost everybody in the end.
Chin up, kiddo.

lol. im in my 30s and drunk posting. pay me no mind Sup Forumsro, im just talking a bunch of shit on threads for kicks

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Just watch this:

youtu.be/QyViuXFyIE4

...and you're good to go

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Here's a story about my friend:
>Be my friend.
>Have a gf.
>Gf invites you to her house.
>You go to her house to do "homeworks".
>Gf enters to her room.
>You enter and see her nude.
>She asks for licking pussy.
>SmellsLikeFish.jpg
>Don't ever ask again that.
>Move to another city 'cause your family.
>his face when he licked

Is this a cringe thread

I also enjoy eating my gf out. As the other anons poster, be slow and gentle. Don't do it like in porn the freaking tornado ton guess they hate that most of the time. My gf likes if I start with gentle kisses on her cunt. Be sure that she is nice and fresh down there. My gf cleans her cunt with water before we start. What I don't like is when she sits on my face. Sure it's nice when she sucks your dick but if she gets too wet it will get too slimy and it flows right into your mouth. Hate that

Go home

Fucking Auto correction. I mean "tornado tounge

Few months ago.
>Wife and i werent planning on sex one night.
>Go to bed.
>Cant sleep
>finally sleep
>wake up its only been an hour.
>raging boner is raging and actually kinda painful
>balls feel swollen like theyve been pumped up and put in a vice
>wife dead asleep i need me some pussy.
>sneakily sneak her panties off.
>she still asleep game on
>start licking her pussy tastes sweet as usual
>she starts getting sloppy wet
>go to town on her clit
>she still asleep she hios start thrusting into my licking
>lick lick lick
>finally she startles and claps my head between her thighs and claws the bed and screams out a heavy moan as she orgasms awake
>she goes limp heavy breathing my face is soaked
>i sneak my way up her body
>a wild breast appears!
>Start suckling it was begging for a suckling
>Slide my raging cock into her sloppy wet pussy feels good man.
>strangely dont last long. >Thrusting gently for about a minute as i gently suckle her breast.
>suddenly cock goes painfully iron bar hard and feels like its gonna explode from the blood pressure.
>balls tighten harder and then empty forcefully inside of her
>so forcefully she yelps in slight pain and surprise as my jizz explodes into her at firehydrsnt pressures and speed.
I black out
>i come to dick going soft inside her snd cum drenching the bed with my head still on her tit snd me suckling like a baby.
>i lift my head and look at her she looks at me and smiles
"Feeling better?"
"Yes"
"Good."
>She kisses me and then olants my face back on her tit and thrusts her nipple into my mouth.
>I fall asleep suckling my wifes tit with my dick still inside her.
Next day she tells her friends i raped her in her sleep.
Fuck my life.

This is the best way to eat pussy. Pic related I mean

Rape is RAPE no matter WHAT!
Bad husband!

>Next day she tells her friends i raped her in her sleep.

Anybody ever eat the pussy of a girl who isn't paying attention to you? I don't mean catching her off guard. I mean where she just doesn't pay attention to you and maybe reads a book or uses her phone or converses with someone else

The girl a have had crush on for 3.5 years. Once in a while I would text her some drunk shit. One sunday morning I wake up with a hangover, open fb, oh no, I wrote to her yesterday again. She didn't ignore, responded something. While still having hangover text her "I wonder what your pussy is like innie or outie ?"
she says check it yourself
I say how ?
She says give me your phone number
After that she is offline.
Next day, already evening, she calls me, says lets hang out a bit. I said come to me, she said no I am not gonna come to your place, lets meet outside.
Come to an arranged plays, feel awkwards as fuck, she is so confident and alive, and I am here with my goddess.
We walk a bit, she says she doesn't have much time, in 20-30 minutes she is gonna leave me to see her friends. We keep going, I can't squeeze out any words from my mouth, she smiles and says "Didn't you want to check something ?"
I said "Here right at the streets ?"
She says "Yeah"
Okay
We went to an empty corner. I started awkwardly hug her waist, she said, no cmon, go down and do it. I stood on my knees and she pulled down her jeans and pants. Perfect, shaven, moist, hot teen pussy. I started licking it while grabbing her asscheecks with my palms, she took one of my hands and put it above her pussy in order me to masturbate her as well while licking. I kept on working on her puss with my tongue and shoved my fingers in her. She moaned and after a while she said, cmon, stop, it huts. I got my dick out, she stroked it a bit and said, her friends are waiting for her, pulled up her jeans. I accompanied her a bit, she smiled and said ain't I a bitch ? also said she would repeat this. There was her friends' car ahead and I said bye and turned to another street, not wanting to meet her friends.
pic related

I love bbws, but one thing I've found that even if they've showered that day, chances are they are quite fragrant down there and not in a good way. It's not all fattys but a higher proportion of them don't smell so fresh

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Yes! And it is fun as fuck!
Especially when she randomly orgasms. I do this to my wife all the time. Whenever she is reading a book and i am horny i sneak over pull off her pants and start going down on her.

And the one time my ex gf had me over to break up with me her mom called. And she had already broken up with me but told me she still needed rides to work and would trade sex for rides to work until she could get a car.
So when she was on the phone with her mom i pulled her pants and panties off shoved her shirt up and got her tits out and started fucking her.
She ignored me the whole time and came twice. She was on the phone with her mom for a full hour while i slow fucked her when my dick started to tense up to cum she gently and softly and almost absent mindedly wrapped her legs around me and hooked her ankles together almost as an afterthought and put her hand around my waist and pulled me in with her legs and free arm while talking to her mom as i quietly blasted my load in her. That made her smile. Then she looked at me and mouthed quietly "keep going fuck me some more!"
So i did. When the call was over she passionatly fucked me more lovingly than we ever had. That was some... I dont know what to call it kind of breakup sex. It was awesome even if it wasnt wild and crazy or angry it was. Calm but it was fucking amazing. Best sex ive ever had.

Don't you hate it when a pussy gets in the way!

Any pics?

Kek