you fucks still awake?
I'll start with a weak one since I'm not so bad guy:
>be me, camping outside where our camp is at
>leave the campsite where we are camped to take a pee
>take a pee at a tree
>massive cricket inches from my slipman sitting on the bark of the tree i am peeing on
>take out big knife and cut it in half
>force out a little more pee to hit it but i miss
>really unsatisfying
>go back and enjoy camping the rest of the weekend at the campsite we were at
can you really not top me for this story tonight??
...
edgelord
I once fantasized about kidnapping a young attractive, healthy model/cam girl, then keeping her in a locked room with a tv and no human contact. Her diet would only be crappy junk food so she gets fat and unhealthy. The lack of human interaction would affect her mentally. Once many years have passed, she is older, fat, sick and ugly, i'll release her into society and see what she makes of herself when she loses the one thing she relied on, being young and attractive. Sick, I know.
What I am sharing right now...
you might be a genius
I onced started jerking off over my cousin then they woke up and might have saw me. I played it off as something else but I dont think she bought it and told everyone
hah! im just a curious sorta sociopath
>be me
>be 10 or something
>kinda bullying a Kid
>Faggot nerd always laughs so I dont feel bad.
>Always disliked him
>He Always thinks he is smarter than everyone.
>We push to hard.
>He fights back like he should
>Faggot punches me
>I go into rage mode
>Grabs his Head
>Smash it multiple Times againts our skool fence.
>No spikes because it was fucking high.
>After that hit him multiple Times on his Head.
>I think he was knock out.
>Regret
>Not really because self defence
>Try to make up
>He will never forgive me
>My friend who also was bullying thinks Im cool
>He was populair Kid
>Now I too am populair
>Pretty worth it
Once had a room mate, slept until 4p-6p in the afternoon. He would get angry if we woke him up with normal every day activities.
>During a party, we decide we'll double decker his toilet
>We had 3 bathrooms, he had his own personal one
>We waited until he went outside to smoke
>Herewego.jpg
>Stay on watch as my friend enters his bathroom
>He has nasty shits from last night's party
>Foul...
>He shits right in the tank of the toilet
>Doesn't flush
>Wipes and puts that in the tank too
>Comes out
>"The Deed is Done" is all he says
>Fast forward 1 hour later
>Most of us have forgot about
>Shitty room mate (no pun intended) comes out
>Furious
>Yells and asks, "WHO THE FUCK SHIT IN THE TANK OF MY TOILET?!?! PARTY IS OVER, EVERYONE LEAVE"
We never told him who did it, but he stated it flushed shit for about two weeks and stank the whole time, no matter how much air freshener he used.
kek
Same room mate, he was royally bad
>Each week, each room mate had an assigned job
>Vacuum
>Dishes
>Trash
>Lawn mow
>Etc
>He was on Dishes that week
>Dishes weren't done
>On last day of 'chore rotation'
>Take all dirty dishes
>carefully stack them outside his room
>Know he won't wake up until 4 or 5
>We all do our things we need for the day
>5p rolls around
>He wakes and bakes (stoner)
>Comes out his room
>Doesn't pay attention
>Trips over all dirty dishes
>Cusses furiously
>We all laugh and no one takes ownership of putting the dishes outside room
>Continue laughing as he has to take every dirty dish to the kitchen and clean them all
Framed a guy for "hacking" a college and them losing like 400k in eoi tests. He has to pay like 250$ a month for 5 years
Same fag here
>Same room mate again...
>Doesn't like to take his clothes out of the dryer
>We have 5 room mates
>1 washer/dryer
>Fuck you room mate
>Its his week for dishes again
>Put dirty pots/pans into the dryer
>Turn it on
>He has to rewash all his clothes again
>He also has to wash all the pots with heated on crusty food
This is like what my roommates did to me but granted I was a piece of shit.
How do you get over the guilt even tho keks were had?
Nothing to get over. He was garbage. He smoked pot all day, barely went to school (college). Woke up in the late afternoon. Saw him sober once or twice and it blew my mind that I had never seen him NOT high. He was late on bills constantly and never cleaned.
We also use to steal his food when he would go home for the weekend of holiday. Never tell him who did it, just eat it all so he had to go shopping again when he got home.
No regrets, no guilt.
>be me
>someone told me to kill myself
>fuckyou.png
>buy some hot food from the canteen (britfag)
>throw it at him
>he gets serious burns and was allergic to something in it
>mfw he was in hospital for weeks after this incident
>mfw I get off scot-free
>be 16, in my first "real" relationship
>know this kid named Chris who's 15
>we have a mutual friend who's real tight with both of us, so we end up hanging out a lot
>I fucking despise Chris
>spoiled, arrogant, girls love him solely because he's the new kid at school
>used to having everything handed to him so he thinks he's top shit
>he gets a girlfriend named Hannah
>Hannah is cute as fuck but as dumb as a rock
>she and I dated briefly in 4th or 5th grade when people started realizing they could hold hands without getting cooties
>we ate lunch together and hung out at a park in town
>you could say we have history, in a junior high kind of way
>Chris doesn't know
>Chris brings Hannah around to our mutual friends house
>Chris starts egging me on saying they would throw a party if it weren't for a nerd like me being there(I was better at call of duty than he was even after his parents bought him a 300$ controller and he couldn stand it)
>gives me all of this shit about how girls wouldn't even show up if they knew I was there
>Hannah hasn't had the chance to see how good I've gotten at ignoring Chris' cunty behavior, starts to defend me
>Chris is fucking livid
>he thinks she's taking my side over his when really she's just taken aback by what a cunt her bf is being
>every time she looks at him, I start making all sorts of sexual gestures
>pointing at Hannah and then pretending I'm sucking a dick to imply that she wants to gargle my salty balls
>flipping Chris the bird
>stuff like that
>our mutual friend is laughing his ass off and adding further confusion and excitement to an already tense situation
>eventually Chris goes full sperg and says "Yea, well then why don't you give him your virginity instead since it's such a big fucking deal to you"
>Hannah is speechless
>she storms out of the room and goes outside
Cont
Broke up with my girlfriend in high school. That summer 2ish months after the breakup she texts me at like 3 AM to come over. So being a dumb shit i do. I sneak into her room, and lay on the bed with her. We make out a bit. Eventually get naked. A bit of fingering/oral stuff happens. I go to put it in and she stops me and says she cant since i didnt have a condom on. Kills the mood. Shes on top of me cowgirl after talking for a bit, and what not. She falls asleep. Still naked cowgirl on top of me. I get hard again (since ive got a naked chick on top of me) i put my cock right at the entrance to her pussy and jerk my self off into her. Then proceed to fall asleep as well. We wake up and i leave. Get home and text her things like "thank god you stopped me from putting it in, getting you pregnant would have been horrible" like two weeks later and shes "official" with some other dude and announces she pregnant like another week after that. Pretty good chance it was mine. Obviously. Never told her of course. She kept it. 5 years later now. Shes had 5-6 bfs in the time since that night. Always insisted the kid was the guy she went official with after that night.
TL;DR Came inside a chick without her knowing, might have gotten her pregnant.
Masturbated in a hot tub at a hotel.
I went on my sister's MySpace, and deleted every post on her profile, and almost everything else back in like 2006.
Also I sold all her NeoPoints for a Gmail invite.
Not the most evil thing I've done, but it's what comes to mind.
>grade 5
>some hotheaded dick is pissing me off
>acts untouchable because he had a medical condition where his blood doesn't clot properly
>fuck that
>tackle him making sure to hit him with my elbows
>he cries
>go to the office, his mother is called
>he goes to the hospital, I get off without punishment
No regrets. The next year, someone kicked him in the nuts super hard during track and field. That was the most entertainment anyone had that day. I never saw him again after that.
Yes
>Most evil thing you've ever done
>ever done
>done
Loser.
>Be me, heterosexual Aryan
>Visit San Francisco for the first time
>Buy telescopic mace. Stash in alley outside gay bar
>Enter leather bar
>Meet gay nigger
>Lure him to alley
>Bash his brains in
>Laugh as he dies at my feet
TL;DR: Killed a nigger faggot.
White power.
or a little bitch who want to believe he's a man
>grabbed autistic kids hand in jr year and forced him to touch chicks tits/ass
>chick giggles
>i get called to office
>play it off
>kid is apparently scarred or some shit
>also had this kid do my math homework
>get call in for that too
>tried to pay him $5 to do it
...
you finishing this or what fgt?
Literally the only reason why I'm still here
next time greentext
but still, fucking brutal lol
Something similar.
Be me, 14
Sleep over at cousins, 14 and 13
All the parents gone to halloween party
We all fall asleep on pullout couch in living room watching scary movies and eating junk food. Carb overdoes for us.
Wake up at 2 a.m.
Both cousins still passed out, one of them cuddled into my arms.
Have to pee badly... try to wake her but she doesn't budge.
her shirt had rode up to show midriff.
instant hard on
Shake her not so gently
Nothing
Start rubbing on her, moving my hand up to her chest
Decide this is it, unbutton pants and get a handful.
Finger bang her in sleep.
other arm still stuck under her from cuddling me...
use free arm to move her hand to my dick
jackpot
after a few minutes of this I rub my precum on her slit
want to fuck so bad
i start feeling her breasts again
She jolts up and storms to her room....
Think its game over...
dont hear a phone dialing...
fuck it, have to pee still.
get back to living room other cousin still asleep...
hurry up nigger
I'm getting tired of waiting senpai
Even for a 10 year old kid you're a fucking loser.
>mutual friend and I both tell him to go after her
>he'd rather walk into the living room, sit down on the couch, and sulk
>mfw fuck it
>I go outside to talk to Hannah because she got a ride there with us and there was no way she was walking home
>she's crying on mutual friends porch swing
>I tell her this is what he's always like when I'm around
>she cries more and says some stuff about how her older sister was right about Chris and how she's stupid for trusting him
>I'm only out there to piss Chris off so I just kinda agree with everything she says and pull her in to cry on my shoulder
>mfw I can hear them at the widow behind us trying to figure out what's going on
>"Well I've gotten pretty good at avoiding him and I'm not the only one who does it; you can hang out with us if you still want to stay for the party"
>mfw Hannah just nods
>mfw I hear loud footsteps leading away from the window and the mutual friend whispering in a panicked sounding voice
>ffw to the last few hours the party
> I've been playing 2v2 beer pong with Hannah as my wingman all night
>enjoying every cunty glance from Chris as he avoids whichever room we're in
>sneak Hannah outside when things start to quiet down
>make sure to walk her right by Chris as we tell people we're leaving
>get Hannah into my car and she tells me that he already took her virginity and that she doesn't know why he said it like that
>tell her some cheesy shit about how she could've done a lot better
>she says she isn't sure, but she thinks his dick might be small
>mfw I have a slightly above average cock
>in that moment, I decide to go for it
>we fuck in my car right outside the living rooom window
>before the windows fog up too bad, I see at least 3 people look out the window at us with a shocked look on their face
>fuck like my life depends on it
>use what little knowledge I have of the female anatomy to it's fullest to make her cum a whole two times
Cont
yes yes yes type faster this time though
Ehh. On my phone. Had it typed out already. But yeah. Lol. Hadnt came in like 3 days and blasted it all inside her. Sorta held my dick there so none leaked out until i fell asleep as well.
>she's drunk and she's only ever had sex with tiny dick Chris so she overexaggerates both orgasms like crazy
>moaning like a sloppy drunk banshee in heat
>we snuggle for a good hour before leaving
>I keep needing to distract her to keep her from trying to look out the windows and realizing how close we really are to the house
Instantly ruined the relationship I had with the girl I was dating at the time and it fucked up my reputation with girls for a while, but it was so worth it. Chris never said another word to me. Hannah and I are still bros
Good story. I don't think I would've done anything different if I was in your shoes.
Well played OP
Get me a phone phaggit
mfw I'm not a cunt like chris but i have a small dick and life is a terrible tragedy and i want to die
Great story OP.
Another school thing I remembered.
>grade 7
>out biking and climbing trees with 2 friends
>me and one of them take turns carrying climbing equipment
>the other "friend" refused to carry anything, and was being an asshole in general.
>tensions were already high between us, he had stolen shit and tried to frame us
>continue deep into a forest
>running out of time for the day, it's getting dark
>asshole still not cooperating
>we've had enough
>I toss rope into his back tire, it gets really tangled
>while he's steaming over it and demanding I fix it, the other guy gestures to me "let's get out of here"
>we abruptly leave, riding out as fast as possible
>make it to the edge of the forest, we can hear him screaming "WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS!"
>we have a laugh, and part there for our homes.
>the next day, good guy comes and drops off my rope
>from then on, we didn't let the douche come along with us while biking.
The ass had previously ditched me in the woods before, so this was good fun for me.
I have quite a few stories from school. Getting a desk thrown at me, perving on and molesting a few classmates, getting the same guy suspended for up to a month multiple times in one year, and stories of other people like the attempts to paralyze and murder people at my middle school. Good times.
kys
I once had sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation
So yesterday was great, huh?
I strangled my little brother when we were both very young, I can barely make out memories of it. All I remember is him being annoyingand my mothers reaction to the bruises on his neck
I once hit play on a RWJ video
I disappointed my whole family by being gay.
not me but a good friend of me:
>he is a computer genie
>is and was always
>when he was ten he hacked a bunch of credit cards
>he ordered random stuff to random adresses
>he had only one false name and it was Mr. Kaiser
>after a few years news started to track this Mr. Kaiser, he is in charge for making millions of economic harm
>He realizes that he needs to stop
>He didnt quit completely yet, Mr. Kaiser became his live.
>be me
>be sophomore year of hs
>In math class
>Teacher passes a test back
>Bro gets higher grade than me
>Calls me dumb
>Nuh uh nigga
>Next day
>Gym class
>We're swimming
>During class, I go back into the locker room
>Grab cayenne pepper from my bag
>Sprinkle some in bro's boxers
>Chuckle and leave
>Notice him bitching about how his nuts burn, blames it on chlorine
>Laugh and leave
I did this for several weeks, until we stopped swimming in gym. I told him while we were drunk around a campfire
shit thats an old meme. Havent seen that one since highschool
>Be 22 meet girl at a social dancing event
>she is 17 but I don't care, great body and can move hips
>get her to go out on a date with me
>take her to dinner and a movie
>It's a one time showing of "it's a wonderful life"
>dress up to make her feel special...dress is hot AF
>take her home afterwards start making out
>She pulls out my dick and starts rubbing her clit on my dick
>dick slides into the wettest pussy I've ever felt
>fuck on the first date
cont..
microwaved a dog
I looked at naughty pictures on the internet after bedtime once.
>Her 18th birthday is a month later
>she is sick as shit and only her best friend and I show up
>She goes to bed early so take her best friend out
>buy some shitty alcohol and her friend tells me how I am too smart for her
>friend wants me to be with her instead
>GG EZ
>Make out with her best friend
>her friend tells gf that I made out with her
>use personal info to drive a divide between the two and tell gf that her friend came on to me
>break up a pair of best friends for the lawlz
>continue dating the girl for 7 more months
cont
>go to party
>friends ex-gf is hosting the party
>myself and 4 others come along
>they have a keg
>proceed to drink
>float keg in under two hours
>the 5 of us decide to leave
>not before
>all 5 going into the bathroom
>piss on everything that is not a toilet
>looks like a garden hose went off
>we leave
>never see girl again.
came on my sleeping sister
continue dammit
don't recall what age I was (somewhere between 8 and 12, but the most evil thing I did was punish a puppy by placing it in a time out box, and then forgetting about it, the next day the pup was discovered dead. Has weighed on my conscious ever since.
>Get gf to restore relationship with best friend
>best friend still heavily into me (more lawlz inbound)
>gf goes out so I hang out with her friend
>watching doctor who on the couch while she let's me massage her
>test the boundaries and start to massage her tits and kiss her neck
>moans and wants more
>not feeling it, save this for another time
>a month later we all drink together and gf gets jealous at attention to her friend
>we drive to get some food, gf passes out in front seat
>fuck her best friend in the back seat as gf lays passed out in the front
>next day text her friend and we're down to do this more
cont
It didn't make any noise?
>be me at 17
>walking home in the dark
>old lady walking same direction as me slowly
>walk faster
>grab her from behind
>start choking her and feeling her breasts
>run home
>fap furiously
>come home after long day of work to gf and I'd apartment
>generally give her money to pay bills
>find out she is horrible with finances
>lights are off and candles lit when I come in late
>ohshitmydicksgonnagerwet.png
>actually click light, doesn't work
>this cunt didnt pay the bills
>start arguing with her
>eventually spank her with a belt until serious bruising
>fuck her asshole two times until cum
>tell her I'm getting a hotel for the night and leave
Came in my sisters mouth when she was 12. Damaged our relationship into adulthood. Only realized the full guilt these last couple years. Remember throwing her a towel to spit into.
Still regret. Can't forget that first real blowjob though
I wouldn't have known, it was a neighbors puppy, they had a litter at the time, and it was punishment for a misbehaving one, over at their house, and apparently no one else was aware of what happened
yolo
A time out box?
Was it airtight or something?
How old were ou?
Damn, well you live and you learn I guess.
was like a kids toy box or kids tool box or something, not well constructed just plastic or something. I really didn't think it would have hurt the pup or anything at the time.
That poor puppy
Nobody cared about what had happened?
what were the reactions
>felt bad, told gf we cheated, kinda wanted it to be over
>She cries
>don't care
>blame it all on the friend and then leave the state
>she wants to make it work |
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.org
>she comes out to visit we fuck most of the time
>Never use condoms because fuck them
>she gets pregnant
>shit just got real
>currently hooking up with local girl as well
>she gets pregnant too
>tell gf that I am currently hooking up with local talent
>she cries more
>still wants it to work
>wtf mate?
cont
It was discovered dead the next day, people cared, I cared, it was very sad, I was too guilty to fess up to it, the dog was buried.
I stole GTA 3 from my cousins game case when I was like 9.
I also stole a friends copy of FF 10.
Always felt real bad about it tbh
cant wait to hear more about the stupid cunts you've fucked
moar
Guess he should've behaved better lel
you were a kid tho, shit happens
I've done some pretty greasy shit in my day.
I spent a few months making a kid into a racist. I don't know why I felt the need to do it. I was a teenager and I guess I thought it was funny, or interesting, or whatever. Just kept filling his head with racist ideas and basically turned a 10-year-old into a Neo-nazi. It was a whole ordeal. He's not a nazi anymore and I cleared everything up (sort of), but I doubt his family will ever forgive me for it. (I wasn't even a racist myself at the time. Weird, I know.)
I also used to respond to m4m posts on Craigslist pretty often - once I got responses from middle-aged weirdos, I'd use their email addresses and whatnot to figure out who they were, where they lived, where they worked...many of them were married to women, had children, etc,. I never did anything with this information, but I always kinda fantasized about blackmail plots, or just exposing them for the lulz.
I'm pretty manipulative. I've broken down relationships between people (friends, coworkers, relatives, whatever) just to see how it plays out and how much influence I can have without being "detected."
I might be a bit of a sociopath, but I guess being able to acknowledge it in myself means I can't be all that bad, right?
I caught and beat a rat to death, spent a whole hour till I actually killed it.
>on holiday with family
>sister is 17, me a year younger
>sister, mom and aunt have been drinking cocktails all morning
>adults go out on some trip
>sister has passed out or fallen asleep by the pool
>I'm in the pool
>can see her camel toe
>boner.gif, start jacking it
>after 10 mins, she hasn't moved a muscle
>get out, go over and poke her on the cheek
>nothing
>poke her in the ribs
>nothing
>she's wearing one of those bikinis with the strings at the sides
>give one of the strings a tug
>pull front down, discover her bush
>harder than I've ever been before, start jacking again
>her lips are quite prominent
>about to cum, rub dick across her pubes
>cum buckets
>put her bikini back in place, tie it up
She woke up an hour later and then went for a swim and didn't seem to notice. Also, ever since then I've had a thing for unshaven women.
>have gf
>she has very low self-esteem
>is desperate to please me
>has hot older sister
>come to her place when everyone is out
>make her wear sisters clothing including unwashed underwear
>fuck her while calling her her sisters name
>cum on her face and tell her it feels better when i imagine its her sis
>Can't get over local talent
>solid 10/10
>visit back home and gf
>no lack of trust
>she fucks me silly
>talking to local talent non-stop while visiting
>convinced gf to get an abortion
>she is distraught over it
>I'm not, it's shit
>Local talent miscarries
>guardian angel killing babies
>keep fucking local talent until gf breaks down emotionally
>I break up with her because she is "too fat"
>married local talent
>remind ex gf how glad I am we didn't end up
>it's been 5 years and ex gf "suffers" from PTSD and can't date anyone
>But I still think raping that one girl and convincing her into an eating disorder is worse than this
Nice beets
I accidentaly killed a boy with my truck at work. Nobody saw it so I just burried him with his bike under cement. The mother came later to ask if we didn't saw him arround, I just told her it was private property and no kids or anyone are allowed. She said "Ok, thank you" ...
Laid a silent greasy warm diarrhea fart in a small portable classroom during a test where you couldn't leave.
Yea idk man, I mean pups are like kids, they don't know any better doing dumb shit. Putting it in solitary confinement with no food and no one else finding it. Dying alone in the dark. Knowing I inflicted that kind of death on another living creature. There's nothing I can feel about it but regret, it's darkness and evil.
>wants to be a sociopath
>Actual sociopath
You did the right thing. Give them hope!
>Be me at like 12
>Hate my 10 yr old step-brother
>At restaurant
>Mom tells us to go to the bathroom and wash our hands before we eat
>I wash my hands first while he waits
>Sink has hot and cold water temperatures
>Get idea
>When I finish washing, I turn the water all the way to hot and pretend to keep washing as it warms up
>When it starts to steam I turn it off
>As I walk out of the bathroom I hear him scream bloody murder
>Feel great about it
>Still do
>Fuck him
what does that say
>Be 16
>Have older sister (19)
>find her drinking with her friends
>let me join because I'm "funny"
>took off all their clothes and posted pictures on Sup Forums
>they found out, her friend lurks
>beat the shit out of me
>pure anger
>raped most of them and threatened them if they told
>filmed all the rapes and keep them on my external hard drive
Ben
I've killed shit before too, when I was younger - chopped up rats and squirrels, shot birds out of trees with BB guns, all that.
Tossed a Pomeranian in a metal dog kennel into a swimming pool one time. That one felt kinda bad.
I think I "grew out of" killing shit though.
"Paging Dr Freud - bring the "liar faget" net, we have a live one..."
>Driving home late at night from the casino in my new car
>stop at a red light.
>five niggers surround the car, two in front, two behind, one on the side
>taps on my window with a handgun
>Push gas pedal to the floor
>Go over a huge bump
>Screaming
>Didn't stop, didn't call 911, didn't do nothing.
>Never heard a thing about it.
Hamster in blender. I heard a scream when the blades started to rotate.