I'm in a bad mood

I'm in a bad mood.
Let's start a feels thread.I'll start.
My gf of 3 years dumped me today. She just showed up without any warning with a bag full of all my stuff. She then told me it was over. Never stating why.
I later found out from one of her friends that she left me for someone else.

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>26 years old
>Balding
>Hate my job
>Skinny Fat
>Virgin
>never had a gf
>poor
>No friends
no family
>only person I care about lives on the other side of the world
>lazy
>porn addicted
>gaining weight

bump

why not >an hero?

I feel that feel

Honestly if you would give me a gun, I would go in front of an hospital and blow my brain out. So better people could get a second chance.

we went to the faroe islands (Where i'm from) to a wedding. efter we came home i bought an engagement ring. I was planning on proposing sometime before christmas...

Now it just sits here. And i can't throw it out

I just got a bj from my girlfriend a few minutes ago. Feeling pretty good right now.

Fuck you

My girl, said she loved me. Then things just kinda fell apart, she stopped talking to me and when I talked to her it was only one or two words from her

Ow. That sounds awful.

No thanks. I'll let my gf take care of that.

I have a better solution user.
From "The anrchist cookbook 2000":
"Nicotine is an abundant poison. Easily found in tobacco products, in concentrated form a few drops can quickly kill someone. Here is how to concentrate it:

First get a can of chewing tobacco or pipe tobacco. Remove the contents and soak in water overnight in a jar (about 2/3 cup of water will do...). In the morning, strain into another jar the mixture through a porous towel. Then wrap the towel around the ball of tobacco and squeeze it until all of the liquid is in the jar. Throw away the tobacco--you will not need it anymore.

Now you have two options. I recommend the first. It makes the nicotine more potent. 1.Allow to evaporate until a sticky syrup results in the jar. This is almost pure nicotine (hell, it is pure enough for sure!). 2.Heat over low flame until water is evaporated and a thick sticky syrup results (I don't know how long it takes... shouldn't take too long, though.).

Now all you have to do, when you wish to use it, is to put a few drops in a medicine dropper or equivalent, and slip about 4 or 5 drops into the victim's coffee. Coffee is recommended since it will disguise the taste. Since nicotine is a drug, the victim should get quite a buzz before they turn their toes up to the daisies, so to speak.

Note: If the syrup is too sticky, dilute it with a few drops of water. And while you are at it, better add an extra drop to the coffee just to be sure!"

In this case the "victim" is you.

I love my girlfriend. But recently all I can think about is hoping for her to leave me. I want her to just break my heart so I wouldn't her no more. I hate how she's trying to control my life by forcing me to do jobs I don't like. She used to be a beautiful angel always there to help me with my problems and now she's some sort of controlling demon I don't want to look at sometimes.

You do realise she's cheating on you right

Then break up with her you omega

le cheating meme. Good one bro.

That's the trouble. I can't do it. There's always this hope that things will be fixed. Hope, as you know, can be horrible.

Well, I'm the exact same fucking boat.
>Gf of 3 years, living together
>We planned to move to another city, I had a 2 months warning for my job so I joined her 2 months late
>I quit everything to rejoin her (as planned)
>1 week after the move out, I started becoming suspicious (she was cold, distant, hiding shit)
>Asking her, she says everything is alright
>I look on her PC while she is at work
>I see a fucking discussion with a guy she met 2 months ago online
>Sweet discussion, kisses, sexual phrases, photos, snapchat
>She complains a lot about me (without saying me anything...)
>She never actually met him, just online ffs
>I confront her, she dumps me...
Fucking biatch, I'm now stuck in a city without knowing anyone, no job, no place to live

Have a serious discussion with her, let both of you say what you have in mind

talk to her. Tell her what your feelings are and you cant continue the Relationship with her that way. If she loves you she will understand and change herself. If not, welll she dont love you (anymore) so fuck her then.

Been in your Situation recently and i fucked up and didnt talk to her, so we broke up. Dont fuck up mate

I know the feeling...

Same thing, but there were no fucking signs.
See my post

What city

I'm in France, left Normandy for Toulouse...

cant stop the feels:
bam.bz/15U

My girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me then died 20 days later of natural causes. I get upset every single day of my life.

You'll get over it.

Fuck mate, the feels train is here

sad to hear, we were planning on living together. I think she broke up because i allowed her with my behavior. Dated her pretty long time as an i would say Alpha guy but lost my job und startet getting beta more and more. So she didnt had any Choice i guess. So Guys get your assses up and dont turn Beta...
All good for you Mate. Get a Hooker is a good idea i think, you will see there are other Grils around to fuck

You should use that story on your next girl just be like "remember the last bitch that broke up with me died days later"

If you wanna move to Russia I could set you up with a great room in this hotel I run called black dolphim

If only I learned russian...

What's worse is, before she moved out I cut my finger and we had a sad chat about how we would manage without looking after each other.

I feel like I'm growing colder. My girlfriend left me a few weeks back and now everything feels just worse. She was the only thing that made it tolerable. After all those years she won't even talk to me. I'm happy for her, she always deserved better anyway.

Hmm. Fall out with both best friends. End up having pshycotic episode which either resulted from repeated trauma and abuse growing up or constant marijuana use. Or both.

Basically try to killyself. Fuck it up and cripple myself. Attract someone who is into me but i can tell they are acting like someone they arent just to get me. I was right. He is beyond promiscuous. Maybe 3 or 4 partners per day. Threesomes, public, anything and everything you can imagine.

Even fucks someone in front of a group of people across the street from me just to rub it in. While im there in a cast. Wondering how my life got to this point.

Hes popular. Very popular. And powerful. Get called insults in public. Stared at. Random people start talking to me but playing mind games.

End up retreating. Never used to cry despite everything but i break down when im alone. Pretty heavily too. I was always great at handing emotional abuse but i feel trapped in my body since the incident. No energy from depression so hard to do physio.

Ego and esteem are shreddes right after i finally got to a point in my life where i was confident. Im leaving in january. Going to spain. A lack of degree, skills, contacts, and the language barrier definitely make it a challenge but fuck it. If i stay here im gonna kill myself and ive made it this far without doing it .

Think id rather go out by someone elses hand too. Makes it easier for the family. Anger at the murderer instead of themselves. Maybe ill get cheeky with a mugger. Maybe ill start selling drugs and shit. Fuck it. I will never completely pshycologically recover from this so i might as well do something crazy and exciting for the last chapter. Yolo.

You too deserve better.
Don't let this breakup ruins you

You don't get the joke do you

Change your life then, your GF should never be the most important person in your life. Always you first, why is your your life so bad user?

I have a condition where no matter what I eat my farts smell like a decomposing human body. Havent been able to go on dates and thr last time I went to the movies, i cleared the entire theatre :(

I'm trying not to let it. I'm still making art, I started running and working, and I'm spending more time with family. Just never felt this down in my life.

>My gf of 8 months broke up with me last friday
>on workdays i can have a beer or two with friends without anyone bitching, then play vidya til sleep
>on free days i can go wherever i want with whoever i want, without having to explain where i was in full detail
>i don't have to spend any money on shitty 2-3 day holidays, i can save for summer festivals, new phone, new car, etc etc.
>i can spend quality time with my family without worrying about how is she going to insult my mother next time.
>i can take home any drunk bitch for sex if i want to
>I walk head-high, among my enslaved brethren, with a beer in one hand, a blunt in the other, wads of cash hanging out of my pocket, my eyes are shining the light of freedom, and the blue bird of happiness is sitting on my shoulder, as i spread the prophecy of man: "I need you for naught, but pleasure, i don't need yours, i have my own future."

What the fuck stop farting then

I can't :(

My life isn't terrible by any standards. Just I'm in a rough patch, I have been the last few months. I know one day it'll be better. But that's not anywhere in sight

I hope you all find happiness sooner or later.

Sure, there are many girls to fuck out there. But be honest with yourselves, you rather fuck a girl and dump her, than coming home and being greeted by someone you love and who loves you unconditionally?

I've been through some shitty relationships.one gf was abused and raped by her father, self harmed her and tried to pin things on me when I left, another one cheated on me on a daily basis and told me she was just addicted to sex and how it is a medical condition and I should support her and many other stuff like this. I just fall for crazy.

But I am now in a stable relationship since 6 years and have never been happier. There are downsides maybe but if someone truly loves you and puts up with your shit (in that case my racism, my hitler imitations while driving and doing “seal training“ with her), then this is the greatest gift ever. Not all women are crazy cunts.

YES YOU CAN

>checked

Holy shit.

Quints confirm he can't.

There's a lack of checking going on here

what a waste

fucking WITNESSED

I thought it was the one.
We spent 3 fucking wonderful years together. Highs & lows ofc but it didn't matter. She dumped me without any signs, any talks before that...

I know that feel. It's cold, and it's awful but you must keep living. Don't let the chronic take you.

The thing is, I know life will be better soon but I'll have huge difficulties to trust women again...

feels tunes

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Same. I can't look at a woman romantically. I just think about her. I have a thing with a friend's sister, I don't even like her. She just feels familiar

We're microscopic beings on a microscopic rock nested within an infinite universe. We're the most complex entities in our bubble, yet we can't stop pain, we can't avoid death, we kill each other indiscriminately, we lie and cheat and steal to get ours at the expense of all others, and we shit out offspring like it's the only thing worth doing.

But the depressing realization is that all those things that we as a society deem to be negative are actually the only reasons why we're even here. We conquer everything around us so that we may secure our future and proliferate life. We will never have a utopia, for life exists both to create and to destroy. Life is suffering because change is painful, and change is inevitable, so we will all suffer always. We're the cosmic spirit continuously molting its shell, never finding that final form.

And our best method of ignoring this ever present pain is to shit post brain garbage all over a Malaysian anime board that makes Mesoptamian cuneiform look like Shakespeare.

You have too kek is with you PRAISE KEK

>Grew up atomized
>Parents in and out of mental hospital
>Grew up hanging out with other kids on my street
>Never really had friends in school
>Parents put me on adhd meds
>In highschool, I was put on amphetamines for adhd
>Started to abuse it
>Felt great, and ignore everyone
>Rarely ate or drank.
>Started doing 500mg every other day for a year
>Overdose on other drug at school
>Parents never knew I was abusing drugs when it was blatantly obvious that I ran out of pills too quickly
>Eventually graduated highschool
>Now I just do gay hookups a lot
>Neither of my parents know
>Still feel very lonely.
>Now I feel like I ruined my life
>Now I feel like I had no real guidance in life and had to do it on my own.
>Parents still don't understand why I am like this
>I'm the only fuck up out of my brothers.

I'm pissed, trapped, and felt like I have no direction.

That was the fucking gayest thing ever please an hero immediately

Messaged a girl I am into Sunday afternoon. She hasn't replied yet. Usually does within an hour or so.

Now It's Wednesday, so now kinda hoping that she put it off until she knew the right words...

says the dropout

Ah, the INFP way out.

bu,p

PhD in physiology try again

>PhD
>Physiology

Being so retarded that you can't even derp correctly.

I'm a level 57 Shaman.

I have an MBA: Masters in Bullshitting Anonymously.

Man, that sucks. Cliche advice, but try to move on. Good luck.