Open door

>open door
>see this
What do?

Make my dick great again

bang bang

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Straighten up all those weapons, check to make sure they are set to safe, no rounds in the magazine or chambered. Once that is done, clean the rest up, make the area less haphazard.

wonder how she got out, and transport her back to my basement.

hold a gun against her head while i rape her.

nerve gas in room !
360! walk away !

Is she American? It's difficult to tell.

Wake her up and offer plutonium discount card.

bolt was over-tightened and the 2x4 split
>whenuseeit.jpg

Damn bitches love storing shit on the floor. Fuck no I would make that bitch clean that shit up and make me a sammich... MMMerrricaaa

ask "her" about that bulge

Fuck. What kind of monster would do that to a nice piece of wood?

>when you're rich but too stupid to go from airshit to actual guns and you just buy ammo to make your airshit look legit

that shit most be expensive.
so i would profit

Kindly punch her in the throat then rape her over and over and over again then shoot her in the pussy

...

Run

probably cry because i know i would be dreaming

First post best post

>guns
>american flag tee
>blonde white woman

I get the fuck out as soon as humanly possible

This is the correct answer. Bring order to the beauty.

Then rape her asshole.

>Walk up to body
>Press e
>Take all
>Pick up all guns and ammo in room
>Check containers for loot
>Next room

Meanwhile at Op's house..

wtf, where did that room come from and how will i get outside?

Damn women don't know how to take care of guns properly.

Bowl of eggs

>2016
>not having a buried shipping container in your back yard

but you'd be facing the same direction?

I live there now

that's 180, fucknut

360 means you'd end up back where you started

No shit newfag

I'd start cooking some eggs

>you mad bro?

What's grade school like?? :)

Google just keeps on dumping these idiots on our shores like a Turkish sailor

>nearly an hour
jesus you guys took your time

start mouth to mouth resuscitation immediately. Then steal that framed picture of the mona lisa with night vision gear.

>lick feet
>shoot girl
>shoot myself

depends, if I checked the house and was 100% sure no one was inside and there wasn't an ambush outside, I would grab as many guns and ammo can as I could and run like Forest Gump.
If I wasn't , I would run like Forest Gump, cause someone in that house is a sociopathic militia nut.

I would immediately get the FUCK out of that operators house before he found me there and went to work.

Is everyone here brain-dead?

bowl some eggs

TIL that we are a sociopathic militia nut household

...

grab all the .22 ammo, take picture of her feet, call it a good day.

...

take all those guns and sell them on the black market and get rich

Pick up the bazooka and shoot her in the dick

If there is nobody else there i would pisol whip the bitch uncouncious and clean the house of guns ammo and every other valuable thing (atleast how much fits in my truck) and get the fuck out of there.
Then i would go to tor and sell the shit i don't need.

let her sleep in my bed while i slept on the sofa. then cook her some eggs.

> Call 911
> This girl overdosed on freedom

Nut on her toes.
Search room for cash
Leave

Clean up

>home sweet home.

Double Tap to the Head

Leave with arsenal of weapons and optics.

...

>steal guns
>steal kidneys
>steal clothes
black her tbh

she's pretty hot, and I think she can out shoot you