Hey Sup Forums users, post your best pickup lines

Hey Sup Forums users, post your best pickup lines

Hey sweety, are 20$ enought for a blow?

To think I needed a telescope to gaze at such a heavenly body
*tips fedora*

"your screams only make my penis harder"

If I could rearrange all 25 letters of the alphabet, I would put U next to I.

but there's 26?

I was saving the D for later.

u make peeppee hard

Check em

IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF

Wanna share a condom? I will take the inside and you wille take the outside!

Are you an indian reservation?

Bc I'm trying to lay some pipe.

how much?

Your eyes are like stars. Not because they are so beautifull, but because they are so far apart

I would like an hour, gfe

Excuse me, does this penis look hard to you?

Do you like dragon?
I only ask because I'd love to be dragon my balls across your face.

Are you a school?

Because I want to shoot kids up inside of you.

Can I put my finger in your butt?

Are you of African descent?

Because I'll gladly make you my slave

Are you jewish?
Couse I want you to screw me.

hope you're shaved, 'cause i might cause a bush fire with the amount of friction i got in mind

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because your face is hella fucked up.

does this napkin smell like chloroform?

I have one million dollars in my checking account, a car, a house, a well paying job, no spine, and an eight inch long penis.

Don't scream and I MIGHT let you live.

Are you from Tennessee?

Cause you're the only 10 I see.
This is original please don't steal.

Lmao

Can I wash my winkie in your kitchen sinkie?

What's your opinion on goblins?
Because you're about to be goblin my cock.

if i slap my ass and call you sir, will you let me suck your salty chode?

you like olive oil? i always go for the first pressing. i mean, why wait for everyone else to have their fun with the olives!

nice reference bro

hello i am sexy indian boy any girl message me for big six inches cock ;)))

me family rich, pls show tits

I'm above avarage, my mmr is 4k

Does this rag smell like chloroform?