*charges towards you*

*charges towards you*

What do you do?

pulls out katana

I am a space Hussar, I charge and our horses clash

...

*charges towards him*

Horses>>>>>>>>>>Nazi tanks

How much he chargin?

give him smallpox

Cough my smallpox on him

Summon the spirit of Roca

>Argentine troops killed more than a thousand indigenous people and displaced over 15,000 more from their traditional lands. Ethnic European settlers developed the lands for agriculture, turning it into a breadbasket that made Argentina an agricultural superpower in the early 20th century. The Conquest is commemorated on the 100 peso bill in Argentina.

>Riding the white man's mount
>Using the white mans weapons
>Painted in the white man's art style
baka the only thing that isn't cultural appropriation here are the feathers in his hair

*starts throat singing*

Give him the flu.

>hurr we yuropean!!

Stupid Americans don't know that the smallpox doesn't exist anymore.

Of course, how could I forget immigrants became black as soon as they arrive in Argentina

Give him a single beer and watch as he descends into alcoholism within the week

Get out of the way?

He looks cold, someone should give him a blanket.

...

hi ancestor, lets fight the Spaniards together!

I'm a mestizo so he might let me live.

Yell at him that I am a trans native American and tell him to stop discriminating against me.

"Stop"

*recoil*

Offer him a shot of vodka and a warm blanket.

These Fuckers can take out artillery in civ 5 it's retarded.

*cough*

*sighs* Here we go.

>Artillery that is designed to hit fucking stationary cities
>Agile riflemen on horseback

Artillery units are planned to go behind your infantry you dumb fuck. Of course they can take out artillery.