Muricans are retarded, it just can't be true:
so apparently muricans decided it is a good idea to put MILLIONS OF BLACK BALLS on the surface of a lake, to prevent the water "from getting sunburned".
pretty retarded if you ask me.
ITT: we make fun of those fat lard-asses
Source please. I'll read it for myself and determine for myself how bad you are at understanding science.
Old copypasta cancer, die OP
I do wonder what they're going to do once the balls start to degrade and disintegrate, how the water won't turn without UV radiation cleansing it, etc.
they're liberals though. i doubt they even started to think that far ahead.
Not OP here, but always down to help a fellow user mock the retarded.
Here you go: news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/08/150812-shade-balls-los-angeles-California-drought-water-environment/
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Cite your sources cunt
What kek your retarded the water contains a substance that turns toxic when exposed to uv radiation.
Jelly europoor?
Shade Balls. To reduce evaporation in water reservoirs.
Troll thread. They're known as shade balls, maintain the water quality/keep algae from growing, and prevent the water from evaporating.
you're an idiot
Just read the article. The science is fine. You are just that much of a fuck up.
If you were going to troll, you should have pointed out they spent $34.5 million on this reactionary plan, when they could have built a salinization plant to FIX the problem.
But that's California for you. Liberals are just that dumb and it just proves that any place infested with spics and niggers is going to turn into a dump. I guess they were just speeding things along by putting more shit in their water supply.
murican education:
>not knowing black balls actually ABSORB light
>thus black balls getting hot as fuck in the sun
>thus actually MORE water evaporates
but m-muh water storage
get your fact straights, muricunts
0/10
this is problem,and to fix this pronlem we need and expert, but there is no expert, so we actually have two problems.
>not knowing black balls actually ABSORB light
That's the point shit for brains
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The primary purpose is to block sunlight to prevent chemical reactions that UV light causes to happen. A secondary benefit is that the amount of water evaporated is reduced slightly. White balls aren't as effective at fulfilling the primary purpose.
fuck this I'm going back too Sup Forums
Even though a country can invade another country
And flatten it and ruin it and create havoc and civil war in that other country
If the experts say it's not a problem and everyone agrees they're experts
And good at seeing problems then invading those countries
Is simply not a problem.
BLACK BALLS MATTER.
L.A.. liberals, they meant well though and should be applauded for it.
>Now sometimes experts lend you money
>And sometimes they lend you lots of money
>And sometimes when the subprime mortgages collapse
>And banks close and businesses fail
>And the crisis spreads around the world--
>Sometimes other experts say:
>Just because all the markets crashed
>Doesn't mean it's necessarily a bad thing.
>And other experts say: Just because all your friends were fired
>And your family's broke and we didn't see it coming
>Doesn't mean that we were wrong.
>And just because you lost your job and your house
>And all your savings doesn't mean you don't have to pay for the bailouts
>For the traders and the bankers and the speculators.
>Cause only an expert can design a bailout
>And only an expert can expect a bailout.
>So when experts say let's get to the root of the problem
>Let's take control of the problem cause if you take control of the problem
>You can solve the problem
>Often this doesn't work at all because the situation is
>Completely out of control.
>Cause only an expert can deal with the problem
>And only an expert can deal with the problem
presumably this isn't an ecological disaster, but it sure looks like one
>And sometimes when it's really really really really hot and it's July in January
>And there's no more snow and huge waves are wiping out cities
>And hurricanes are everywhere and everyone knows it's a problem--
>But if some of the experts say it's no problem
>And if other experts claim it's no problem or explain why it's no problem
>Then it's simply not a problem.
Black warms up faster and cools down faster. White takes longer with both, warming up slower, but retaining that heat.
Enjoy getting cucked by mudslimes you Eurofag
That chick has no tits.
holy shit, i should be spamming mad max shit for you californicunts, haha, even no water for you
>land of the free
>prison baseland
>soon you will not even have water
>clean drinking wate- basic human right
>nd only bottled water for 0.99 for you
>haha
>So when experts say let's get to the root of the problem
>Let's take control of the problem cause if you take control of the problem
>You can solve the problem
>Often this doesn't work at all because the situation is
>Completely out of control.
>Cause only an expert can deal with the problem
>And only an expert can deal with the problem
>And only an expert can deal with the problem.
The balls will last 25 years, and you're an idiot if you think reservoirs rely on sunlight to keep water potable.
>But when an expert says it's a problem and makes a movie about the problem
>And wins an Oscar about the problem
>And gets the Nobel Prize about the problem
>Then all the other experts have to agree it is most likely a problem.
>In America we like solutions. We like solutions to problems.
>And there are so many companies that offer solutions
>Companies with names like: The Pet Solution, The Hair Solution
>The Debt Solution, The World Solution, The Sushi Solution.
>Companies with experts ready to solve these problems.
>Cause only an expert can see there's a problem
>And only an expert can deal with the problem
>Only an expert can deal with the problem.
>Let's say you're invited to be on Oprah and you don't have a problem
>But you want to go on the show and so you need a problem
>And so you invent a problem. But if you're not an expert in problems
>You're probably not going to make up a very plausible problem
>And so you're probably going to get nailed
>You're going to get exposed
>And you're going to have to bow down and apologize
>And beg for the public's forgiveness.
>Cause only an expert can deal with the problem
>And only an expert can deal with the problem
>And only an expert can deal with the problem.
>And on these shows, the shows that try to solve your problems
>The big question is always: How can I get control? How can I take control?
>But don't forget this is a question for the regular viewer
>The person who's barely getting by, the person who's watching shows
>About people with problems, the person who is one of the sixty percent
>Of the U.S. population 1.3 weeks away, 1.3 paychecks away, from a shelter.
>In other words a person with problems.
>So when experts say let's get to the root of the problem
>Let's take control of the problem cause if you take control of the problem
>You can solve the problem
>Often this doesn't work at all because the situation is
>Completely out of control.
>Cause only an expert can deal with the problem
>And only an expert can deal with the problem
>And only an expert can deal with the problem.
found the virgin
This would all make an excellent Laurie Anderson track.
What she doesn't. No tits shed better be skinny...
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ok buddy
Jelly? Of what?
check your privilege
>WE FOUND EXPERT
>MASTER OF GOOGLEGE
>TEACH US
You make it happen, you get Laurie to record it?
You will have to travel back in time to bring her this Sup Forums thread. Bad news user, it's a one way trip.
I'll show you some black balls of ivanhoe
"The city says the balls will shade and cool the water, reducing evaporation from the reservoir and making it less susceptible to algae, bacterial growth, and chemical reactions that can produce harmful substances."
there you go OP
I just did
...it's not
Bravo! I'm gonna download and listen to it now, welcome back user!
/thread mad eurofags trying to find reason to cap on the most powerful country, but another fail.
black don't crack
I think it's incase of a drout so that the water won't evaporate as fast so the black colored balls will absorb the sunlight.
I like how this fag (op) wanted us to make fun of the Americans. And none of us are actually doing that. You're a failure OP!
wasnt this a huge success? didn't those balls save a bunch of water during a huge drought?
>"from getting sunburned".
From evaporating idiot look it up.
Of all the things you choose to deride Americans about, you pick that? What are you, Welsh?
>having open water reservoirs...
murica is rerarded
Kek
most jewerful you wanted to say
??? what country doesnt have open water reserves?