My ideal bf is...
1. 180-190 cm, athletic build
2. huge muscle ass
3. can cook delicious food
4. reads Kafka and Proust
5. bottom
6. white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
Your thoughts?
you forgot rich, loves kids and has a house ready for you to move in
all in all what an average woman wants from a man when she deems herself "out of her wild phase" (in other words when she turned 30)
You forgot to mention that the needs to be gay.
What do you have to the table to want this?
8+ / 10 ???
Good in bed??? Will you fuck even when you don't want to??
Are you a doctor, engineer, or some other high earner?
Why do want want a man under 6' (2m)?
What the hell, OP?
dunno what 4 is, but everything else is me
Additional information
age: 20-40
i'm 20 in 5 months
My ideal gf is...
1. Five years old
> I'm all those things, m'lady
Don't get cut on those edges...
well user never asked about the face. I can still be the most ugly thing on this planet.
You should looklike this
not even close
also checked
Ok, then at least you should have an average face
>being this desperate to get attention from an obvious trap
>implying i'm desperate when i'm just being bored
>implying you don't love the loli
>Good in bed??? Will you fuck even when you don't want to??
You're a monster
So you want the guy to be perfect and do whatever you want, but you want to act like a typical lazy bitch and not change a thing or actually provide him with anything in return. Let me guess that you are also opposed to having to do the dishes as well.
>do the dishes
>what is a dishwasher
Sounds reasonable.
From the fact that you're looking I also deduce that you're an arrogant, fat cunt, though.
Good Luck!
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The dishwasher doesn't fill up by itself, you fucking retard.
Suicide is the only option
I agree to fill it, but the bf will have to fill the washing machine cause I can't touch dirty linen
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