I violated a stray hedgehog with a cucumber. AMA

I violated a stray hedgehog with a cucumber. AMA.

did you enjoy it?

I want a hedgehog :\

This is the best you ever did?
Your parents must be proud.

That's actually fucked.

>Didn't record it
You are a disgrace.

Why?

Did it die?

therapy

Why didnt you used your dick?

Dieded*

can't wait till some beings of higher intelligence hold you down and shove equally painfully things in your ass hole, but on second thought you would probably enjoy it you colossal faggot.

Where do you find stray hedgehogs

OP is a faggot.

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>beings of higher intelligence
Making a big assumption right now, friendo.

in the stray hedgehog land, far away

This

ofc i am

>raping a weak, helpless animal
>bragging to Sup Forums
Your micropenis issues are readily apparent

thanks for the keks, had all 40 of them. delicious.

i agree, let's not assume i'm intelligent here, i just find a photo in google and post a bait thread

Christ, you are the worst troll ever. How new are you?

yes, the cucumber was delicious

i don't, they have those pointy things on their backs, meh

Timestamp

I remember a time when pic related.
Now we have this.
The end is nigh.

i was born next christmas, because last was taken by Liam Neeson.

I remember it too, but i'm too lazy to go looking for skulls. it's cold, and i'm comfy in my house