To all straight anons, if you were offered $5000 to be the giver for 15 minutes of gay anal sex, would you do it?

To all straight anons, if you were offered $5000 to be the giver for 15 minutes of gay anal sex, would you do it?

>You take Viagrato cause an erection
>You won't get fucked in the ass
>STD free
>Guranteed secret

Sure.

It's $5000

Not even close to enough money. If you would do it for $5k, you're either in the closet or poor as fuck.

Sure, then I'd just go to confession and bam, absolved.

>$5000 for gay sex
>Not even getting fucked in the ass
Absolutely not!

How many times can I do it?

Its just over $555 a minute.

simply proof that nobody is "straight"


money always reveals the truth

I'd do it for $200

not even for a million

yes. 5000 quaranteed

>Valuing your heterosexuality for that much
Faggot

Is the arse smooth?

does the guy im fucking have a feminine penis?

Yeah, to be fair I'd let them fuck me for that....

Oh for sure. $$$

Yeah, I'd do that.

>Not getting fucked in the ass
hell fucking no

Can I choose a tranny or trap to fuck in the ass?

implying I'd last for 15 minutes while balls deep

That's not the can-do attitude this country was founded on.

It's insane pay for the amount of time invested, the only reasons to say no are severe homophobia and severe wealth

And thats a hefty amount money

haha no nigga im not a faggot but for 5000?
hmmmm

Being attracted to dudes and being attracted to money are two very different things

depends on the looks of the guy I'm fucking. if it's a fat, hairy, sweaty butt, no money in the world could make me do it.
but if it's a feminine ass like pic related I'd even do it for only 1k. as long as no one will ever find out, obviously.

If anyone here wouldn't fuck this delicious ass for free you're retarded or insane.

I'd tap that.

I would do it, I'm not sexually attracted to men in the slightest, but as long as I am the one doing the fucking then what the fuck ever.

i wouldn't. not even fucking gay ass femiboys or whatever. also because i dont need the money :/

as long as no one will ever find out, sure.
free sex with a cute, submissive piece of ass is never wrong.

>pit hair
>fucking horrible photoshop smearing
I wouldn't fuck that ass cause in reality it's prickly and pimply

I want to be that and be with someone like that.

best i can give is 1000 dolar

of course
what a stupid question
> most of Sup Forums would give it for free just happy someone will have sex with them.

now receiving is a different story.

This. Tho I'd pay 1k

>as long as no one will ever find out, obviously.
Dude, you save pictures of men with their asses spread. You are a fucking faggot and probably everyone around you knows. Why care who finds out? Don't be gay and a faggot.

What if he looked like a girl, wore girl clothes, and perfume?

By all means. I'd rather get fucked in the ass though, because I don't want shit on my dick and no need for viagra.

It doesn't make me a faggot though, because I feel no romantic attraction towards men.

What's the smallest amount of money you'd fuck this for?

Men like females. Ever wonder why animals fuck the opposite sex? Because they're hardwired to want it, just like humans. Assume no straight man would fuck a trap if he had a choice, because traps are for all intents and purposes male.

Fuck yeah! $5000 for 15 minutes? That's such an insignificant amount of time for that much money. Even better if it's a cute twink with a clean shaven boipucci.

>To all straight anons
I guess everyone is answering the question now.

I'd do it for free if it was a hot trap. But I aint touching a bear or masculine guy

I just downloaded that pic from the trap thread for demonstration reasons.
I don't find guys attractive in any way.

nah, you'd still have to pay me to get me into doing gay sex. I dislike men, so even if said guy shaves his butt it's still a male. can't fool my mind.
on the other hand, it's just another tight, warm hole to cram my dick into. would probably feel like anal sex with a random girl.

Yes I will do it. I'll even get fucked in the ass.
Fuck, I'll even do it for less.
I live in Illinois, come at me gay anons, literally.

>Ever wonder why animals fuck the opposite sex?
Procreation and the passing of their genes to future generations. Your 12 year old is showing.

No i dont need money to be happy hahahaha

I'd do it for free with only the guarantee I got no STDs. Only thing stopping me from doing it now

what about a million and 2 dollars

STDs? will anyone else ever find out?
if no, for free. a nice ass is a nice ass, no matter who it belongs to. plus, you wouldn't have to endure that stupid whining and bitching women like to do.

No, it's disgusting

Yeah. Would be nice to wear a condom. I don't want poop in my dick :/

>not the way it works
I'll take "logical fallacy" for 600 Alex

That's exactly what I said, fuckstick. Subconsciously, that's the very same reason humans do it. We think we do it for fun, but what drives us to get enjoyment out of it in the first place? The urge to reproduce.

Yes I have a mortgage to pay off

"Prostitutes want to fuck 60 year old fat dudes with a skin disease"

No.

Then explain why animals, like humans, also participate in gay sex. Dogs fucking do it all the time.

hell fucken yeah

Absolutely. Hell I'd be the taker for $5000 is I was guaranteed no STD

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