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>only man with a living direwolf
>climbed the wall
>killed white walkers
>shocked the night king
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time

ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW

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CERSEIHU ACKBAR!!!

High Sparrow went out like a bitch.

REFUSED THE CORN
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Jon sucks

>LF: OHH SHANSHA, IT'S DEEP IN YER ARSH

>SANS: OH LORD BAELISH, OH OH OH, I HAVE TO HAVE A SHIT, IS THIS NORMAL?

>LF: YESH HAVE A SHIT ALL OVA MY COCK SHANSHA, I'M A DIRTY LITTLE BOY

>SANS: OHH GOD *POOOOOOOOP, S'POOOP PLERRRRRP FLOOOP POOOP* UNGH YES PETYR SMASH THE SHIT BACK UP INTO MY BUNGHOLE

>LF: SHANSHA YOU ARE JUSHT LIKE YOUR MOTHER WHEN SHE WAS BUT A GIRL, OHHH HERE SOMES SHUM MILK FOR ALL THAT CHOCOLATE OHHHHHHHHH

>SANS: OH YES IMPREGNATE MY BUTT PETYR, JUST LIKE THE SONGS

crawl faster Lancel

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first for best boy

Literal perfection.

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So uhmm, what did Sir Gregor do to SHAME lady?

Gave his fat D or something else?

Bookfags?

>only man with a living direwolf

Snow died off screen user, confirmed by the writers

CERSEI IS GOD TIER

Dany and sansa btfo

Do you think Leaf enjoyed sex? She sure did give me wood.

How pissed is Sansa right now?

Also, what the fuck happened at Winterfell? Did they agree he is Jon Stark now?

Based.

He really is just too cute.

Well done, Cersei, well done...

HOWEVER

probably not first for: the first scene was fucking awesome, even though everyone saw it coming.

They keep trying to have Clarke be imposing, Headey achieves this effortlessly.

>be gurrm
>create the world of asoif
>create a thousands characters
>make pleb believe that characters are "complex" and "grey"
>slowly decimate interesting characters
>leave only 2 main characters
>it's dany and jon
>a song of ize and fiya
>pottery
>also leave the others because sauron
>story is actually a bad vs good plot
>become the greatest hack that ever lived

B R A V O

It was enjoyable for the show to send away mel around the same period it's revealed his a Targaryen.

Ice dragon / White wolf Jon. Fucking fire fags. Rogue prince in the making.

Any of you dudes have crosseyedCersei.png ?

I'll even accept a .jpg

lady? the direwolf?

>always one step ahead of everyone using logic and planning
>completely throws all reason out the window because this CAN'T POSSIBLY BE A TRAP
It was dumb as shit. At least he could have acknowledged it and given the order to evacuate, but still gotten blown up.

It made no sense.

>Euron wins the kingsmoot fair and square
>Aisha and Nocockus get so mad they steal almost all of the fleet and sail to slaver's bay
>talk to daniel trombone
>oh it's so sad, we've both been usurped :((

Literally "it's not democracy if I don't like the result".

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THEY KEPT THE TARG ALLIANCE PLOT?

THEN WHY KILL DORAN
HE WAS A GOOD ACTOR TOO
FUCKING SNEKS

Repost because new bread

Yes, they tried and stopped because Tommen was there and made a deal anyway.

If they rush in, they can just kill tommen along with margaery and loras.

This time, precisely, tommen ISN'T there.
If Cersei sends a thousand men in there and kill everyone, there's no consequences for the Lannister (beside Kevan, but she doesn't care about him because he's opposing her, and even if margaery didn't know that - she probably does - he's a minor lannister )

which king in the north scene is better? Robbs or Jons? personally jons one was more epic

Bran

>you will never taste that treesap pussy

He was going to kill them.

REMINDER:
you can't fuck your way out of everything

Can Bran and Meera survive? They're not even close to the wall (pic related) and the mark on Bran's arm is a tracking device for the Night King

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Yes, well done Mother, well done mother
However

Jon's one just screamed "oh fuck here we go again, things are going to end badly"

Robb's was actually inspiring at the time.

>Tyrell ships in the last scene

why the FUUUCCKKK

Greatjon's speech was better. Pity his son was a turncloak fucking shit

I'm very pleased with Cersei becoming a queen. I promised not to shitpost so I'll just say I'm very pleased with this result.

this

Who's even left to oppose Dany? Who can even hope to stand up to this? Is Westeros actually fucked or will a new hero arise?

I can never tell if americans are really this dumb or just baiting all the time

>can't choose Dolorous Edd

shit poll

jons one did nothing for me
just seems really pointless because it's been done before and that war is over and there wont be another

dany will show and they'll bend

But I can try.

THE WHITE WOLF!

She was raped by a gargantuan dead corpse.

robbs

jons was great too but it felt a bit forced

>>only man with a living direwolf
so

>>climbed the wall

so have hundreds of others

>>killed white walkers

a fat kid did it first and a girl did it after him in half the time

>>shocked the night king

did he tho

>>told stannis to fuck off

licked stannis cock

>>protected the wall

not really

>>made peace with the wildlings

bran did it first with osha in season 1 kek

>>died and came back

so did beric and the mountain

>>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands

ramsay was a kuk, and he would have died without CIA saving his ass anyway

>>reclaimed his home in a short period of time

thanks to CIA

> the mark on Bran's arm
That's gone. No more GPS.

He'll probably warg a wolf or another animal to carry his cripple ass to the wall once he's done raping that tree.

Jon is a false King.

Doesn't make him an usurper though.

At that point he thought he had won. He had the people and the army with him, the queen and the king. How is the guy supposed to know the mad queen is literally about to blow a chunk of the city to the sky to make a point?

>tfw they'll bring Quaithe back next season when they introduce Glass candles with Marwyn

If anyone thinks Sansa will actually get with CIA, you haven't been paying attention.

Her complaints to Jon were that he didn't ask for her advice or insights, he admitted he was wrong and was willing to listen to her.

Littlefinger doesn't ever ask sansa jackshit, has Donthos take her without having told her shit, uses her to deliver poison without telling her shit, arranges a marriage for her without telling her and she had to directly ask him and figure out herself why they were at Moat Cailin, has a fantasy of ruling the kingdoms with Sansa at his side without asking her if she even wants to be with him much less rule the Seven Kingdoms being his trophy wife. If she has problems with Jon, she has WAY bigger problems with Littlefinger

gross

>swn pound your bp
;_;

WOTS HAPPENING

So, that look between Sansa and CIA at the end of the chapter when everyone is chanting THE KING IN DA NORF...
it's because now Jon is a possible target for Littlefinger and Sansa gets the risky place he's put himself into, and Sansa (knowing what a cunt Petyr is) is worried for him, right?

Daily reminder that they downplayed the torture thing.
They filmed more, much worse, and cut it.

Fuck D&D.
I wanted to see Gregor crush her fingers one at a time and fuck her and shit.


Also, not in the books. But Cersei sends a few people to Qyburn in the books and he performs experiments on them, keeps them alive for weeks/months.

Gregor prob just wrekt her slowly .

bait

Whoever's in the north is dead as shit that's for sure.

agreed

>yfw he knows exactly what he wanted to do since 2 decades
>everything, the books, the shitty pilote, plebs watching more and more is part of his plan
>season 8 introduces George McCool, an incredible maester that bangs chicks and dual swords with an ice sword and a fire katana
>he beats all the baddies and sits on the throne

>remove martell's from the face of the earth
>still use their house sigil

DEVLISH

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BASED Queen.

4/10
Best I can do

CERSEI VS DAENERYS VS SANSA

JAIME VS EURON VS JON

QYBURN VS VARYS VS LITTLEFINGER

and somewhere amongst it all, Davos, Arya, Sandor, Melisandre, Beric, Thoros, Tormund, Tyrion, Yara and Theon.

I think the whole point is that the line of succession is never clear. Some people claim yara as the true ruler and others think otherwise.

Still though the iron born plot has been butchered. There is nothing for theon to do at all and euron is an oaf. Yara is a fucking lesbian usurper who lost fair and square. Shits whack.

Qyburn is the real villain.

>Bookfags
The show is ahead of the books. But it's very heavily implied that he rapes her. The Mountain isn't a professional torturer and beating her would kill her so I think it's rape.

>Daario Naharis
>Benjen Stark
>Edmure Tully

We are going to see none of them ever again

>no extended comical version of the scene with Lancel desperately trying to blow the candle from several feet away

song of ice and fire will be the next dance of dragons.

>tfw Madness has had its day

Azor Archeon!

So this is just a battle of who has the most swag now?

The fate of the world rests on effectively a dance off?

And nothing of value was lost

>tfw Jorah in Asshai next season
feels good man

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

Did they really have to have a scene where a woman is crushed by a bell?

Of course they did.

Shit was SO cash.

>been calling Cersei a cute through thick and thin the last few years
>as soon as she BTFOs everyone on her own suddenly everyone declares for her

You are no better than the northern fucking shits who refused Jon's call.

Bran is best character and lad.

They are already thinning her troops with the seven sons getting left behind. Next season there will be a storm and she will loose some ships and then there will be a big battle with the Ironborn and she will loose some more.

>cersei will holocaust entire KL
>daenerys will be the queen of nothing
>jon will die fighting the other as the wagnerian hero he is

What can he do besides sit there and melt to dragonfire? Can he summon his own dragons?

That scene didn't imply shit, he just stood there and she started screaming. Maybe Gregor just looked scary as fuck.

king bran is endgame, like bran the builder

who is she even going into battle against? Cersei and her few guards?

>is smiling throughout the whole sequence until she looks at CIA
She is.

D A N Y
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Reminder that they still haven't revealed who sent the assassin at Bran.

LITTLEFINGER BTFO

CIAXSANSA FAGS BTFO

>the north will rally around Ned and Cat's trueborn daughter he said
>I've declared for House stark he said
>you're the future of House Stark he said

KEK

He underestimated Ramsay, and underestimated literally every single Northern Lord.

Even fuck Royce got up and called Jon King in the North.

>tfw this is the first time I'm actually rooting for Cersei

I hate her for having Lady killed but G*d damn what a character!