Why do white boys have so much problem getting women?

Why do white boys have so much problem getting women?


>> be me
>> be blackanon
>> Go on a predominantly white school
>> I'm drum major
>> dance team girls wear all the tight clothes so I see their perky bodies every day
>> finally pick one
>> had the body of a goddess, but of course, she was equally shy and reserved
>> befriend her
>> platonic friends for 1 year
>> we end up dating
>> She a Virgin, doesn't want sex, doesn't want to be touched.
>> wewillseeaboutthat.jog
>> I go off to college (she's a year behind me)
>> invite her over to my dorm
>> I start kissing her neck
>> grabbing her perky ass
>> her: "What are you doing user?"
>> me: "I just want to touch you."
>> This leads into her bent the fuck over while I'm trying to shove my dick in her
>> she's too tight, I'm too big, literally doesn't go in.
>> She comes back another day, we try again
>> slides in, she immediately takes it out
>> her: "that felt amazing, but I'm not ready for sex."
>> She had creamed all the way going down, and all the way back up.
>> I let her leave
>> *spongebob narrator voice* TWO WEEKS LATER
>> she's riding the shit out of me in my car
>> she's creaming on all of my shirts
>> we're fucking in her racist parents' room
>> we're fucking like rabbits
>> fast forward 2 years
>> I'm going to the air Force, don't want to hold on to the relationship
>> She breaks it off, dating a white guy now.
>> good for yall, I already beat them cakes out the frame
>> she's celibate now.

>> winrar

PS fucking check my singles.

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> picked one
white QB was running through the rest in 1 semester.

know how I know this story is fake
you said you were black... but then wrote at a 6th grade level, with no shitty typos
nice try user
whiteboi detected

The QB and I were good friends.. I wouldn't have minded.

white people are racist. Blacks aren't, until it's in retaliation.

>>Inb4, "what about all the black on white robberies, killings, and murders"

Don't ask me, I'm not an idiot.

Lol, nice try nigger.

I would say nigger, but I'm honestly jealous user. I've never gotten a girl to cream like that. And you said she was creaming on all of your shirts. That was hot as fuck.

just the way it goes

youtube.com/watch?v=84xnYnysiOs

I have literally never seen an attractive white girl with a black guy who wasnt a celebrity.

Jelly much bacon bits?

Bacon bits: "White trailer trash that have sex with pigs"

This

wow holy shit I never thought about it this way, but yeah I thought about this and you are right user

Idk man, where you from?
I'm from the south.
You got racist parents but their daughters like black guys
The boys are racist because the girls like black guys, all the black guys play sports, etc.

No jelly here. Just a nice bait, I was complimenting you nigger. Enjoy low tier white woken, I wouldn't want to fuck a chimp either.

OP here, I don't care about what you seen.
I found a sex white girl, it took me a year to get in her pants because of the race thing, then we fucked like rabbits.

You can say what you want, but if I was white, you'd be cheering me on. But I'm black so you say nigger.

Well I can't really say anything I'm too busy moaning while I actually get laid.

>dashing with your tv
>jumping with your stereo
>pole vaulting with a vcr
sports

you only get the broke home girls with daddy issues
no one wants those

>drum major

hahaha
faggot

SC, my school was 40% black. I honestly don't see it or believe your fanfic unless she was you're typical trailer trash white girl.

>Dey all secretly love muh BBC

Kek what ever you say chair force commander

I don't have a problem with you fucking our women I just wish my dick was big enough to keep her after you fucked her. #truth

have you ever thought about hanging with the people that would cheer you instead of trying to hang with the people that will call you nigger ? or make you hang ?

South Carolina? Sounds racist I've never been.

I've always been able to pull women. Even women that would be racist towards other guys. So I don't have the problem you seem to want me to have.

And if you read my story, that's no fanfiction. So enjoy it twice.

obvious samefag is obvious

You stated you post whining about "whitebois" and bragging about finally fucking a white girl. Why would you think white people would congratulate you? Quit being so uppity and try better with your made up story next time.

one year work sounds a bit long tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In real life? I don't understand your question. Or are you saying "why are you on Sup Forums if you don't like the racism"

Why are you trying to turn this into a race thing, I'm happy for you nigganon.

-white user.

The fact that it took you a year to get that imaginary girl to have sex with you is pretty funny.

>> You fucking neckbeards and tournament gamers make a "nigger hate thread" every week

>> I just make a joke about how you guys keep asking for relationship advice

stop spamming this shit

>white people are racist

Racist statement. Congrats, racist.

It was but I truly liked her. Her body was SO tight.

I'll never forget one day we finished having sex. She layed on the bed and said "you wore me out user."

>I'm drum major
say no more

I laughed at how many black programs there are. You can just call us equal for the slavery and other unjust things.

>>> be blackanon

No such thing, you're just a nigger.

Try again bird shit.
Potato salad.
White wash.

why did you let her go then?

You're still just a nigger.

Finds one kind of shit that is white
Makes up for the tens of thousands of kinds of shit that look like his fam

My little sister likes black guys. Well all men but black guys too.
Luckily we're not a racist family so we helped her pick a really good civil engineer.

and he will help pick your cotton

I cheated. Totally worth it. I prefer being single.

Yes I feel sorry but I guess that's how you can tell my story is true.

>we're not a racist family so we helped her pick a really good civil engineer.


lmfao

>You stated you post whining about "whitebois" and bragging about finally fucking a white girl. Why would you think white people would congratulate you? Quit being so uppity and try better with your made up story next time.
Starts post with racial comment. Surprised people aren't cheering him on.
You must be a nigger

itt nigs noggin

>I guess that's how you can tell my story is true.

kek, that convinced me that you're a lying bongo-lipped porch monkey.

He actually makes more money than both of my parents so making fun of him is kinda pointless. My other family members come for holidays, he's there, and they are SO racist towards him. He notices, so he starts asking some hilarious questions:

"Shelby I love your new car... you paid it in cash right?"
"David you look like you've been eating big boy! Wanna come with me to the gym?"

I laughed at "bongo-lipped".
I also laugh when the husband puts on football or any other sport and the wife has to leave out the room so she doesn't cream looking at the black guys.

You're either a retard, or come from some weird-ass asian or musilm culture.

Why do you keep green texting wrong?

>the husband puts on football

Don't watch football anymore, too many shitskins dancing around like baboons after every play. I can see that shit driving down the street in the bad part of any big city.

newfags be newfags

>Have sex with pigs

Yeah cause that's totally a thing.

Too many shitskins aka I'm an inferior below average white male and I get insecure every time I watch sports

holy shit these cucks are shilling hard this evening

We whites are known for fucking animals and our cousins.

>whites known for fucking animals and our cousins
>not arabs, who are half goat

Non-White pleb detected

Op here, I'm going to find a pic of her ass.

>aka I'm an inferior below average white male and I get insecure every time I watch sports

Nope, I just have no interest in watching subhuman shitskins dance like they're being tased after every play whether they fuck up or do something right.

Pro football is losing a shitton viewers for probably the same reason-- nobody is interested in a game that's half niggers chimping out.

I kek'd

>artistic works of fiction

I couldn't find it sorry.

How are they sub-human when they literally dominate and tower you physcially?

a gorilla could kill most humans in seconds, still subhuman

>Why do white boys have so much problem getting women?

>be me
>white guy
>have three women I see regularly
>living with one for 10 years
>dating another 2 years
>third one for about a year
>make them all cum buckets whenever I want
>sometimes by fucking them right in the pussy
>sometimes by fucking their faces and eating pussy
>sometimes I'm lazy and they ride on top and cover me with lady juices
The point is, it's not hard to get a woman and hang onto her if you are reasonably fit and can pound her pussy, and you fucking pay attention to what she likes.

OP here,
Salute
Good one see others living a good life.

At least you know better than to say this stuff in a black guys face.

haha I'm in college, how many black people do you really think I'll be interacting with?

>Blacks aren't racist.

Look at this faggot and laugh.

I wish it was the 30s again so I could see your skin burning on a cross.

We were supposed to send you Devil spawns back to hell where you belong, but the white man in europe had to enslave you for protection from the fucking niggers in Iran.

That's why the USA is having all the fucking problems with Syria now. You niggers can't just burn in hell, always want to come up for air.

If youre white, and only date whites, and be good, you're guaranteed entrance to heaven. This is what my church teaches in Idaho.

But you are lying. This is bait.

A bunch you know better than to speak to or even pick your head up at.

I'm not lying... and what is the definition of bait.... like what reward do you get for failing for this... I'm just telling the truth.

>Pointing out bait is falling for it

haha dude, are you 15 or something? Someday you'll enter real life, and realize that violent black people get put down, or put in prison