Why do white boys have so much problem getting women?
>> be me >> be blackanon >> Go on a predominantly white school >> I'm drum major >> dance team girls wear all the tight clothes so I see their perky bodies every day >> finally pick one >> had the body of a goddess, but of course, she was equally shy and reserved >> befriend her >> platonic friends for 1 year >> we end up dating >> She a Virgin, doesn't want sex, doesn't want to be touched. >> wewillseeaboutthat.jog >> I go off to college (she's a year behind me) >> invite her over to my dorm >> I start kissing her neck >> grabbing her perky ass >> her: "What are you doing user?" >> me: "I just want to touch you." >> This leads into her bent the fuck over while I'm trying to shove my dick in her >> she's too tight, I'm too big, literally doesn't go in. >> She comes back another day, we try again >> slides in, she immediately takes it out >> her: "that felt amazing, but I'm not ready for sex." >> She had creamed all the way going down, and all the way back up. >> I let her leave >> *spongebob narrator voice* TWO WEEKS LATER >> she's riding the shit out of me in my car >> she's creaming on all of my shirts >> we're fucking in her racist parents' room >> we're fucking like rabbits >> fast forward 2 years >> I'm going to the air Force, don't want to hold on to the relationship >> She breaks it off, dating a white guy now. >> good for yall, I already beat them cakes out the frame >> she's celibate now.
> picked one white QB was running through the rest in 1 semester.
Lincoln Garcia
know how I know this story is fake you said you were black... but then wrote at a 6th grade level, with no shitty typos nice try user whiteboi detected
Grayson Hughes
The QB and I were good friends.. I wouldn't have minded.
white people are racist. Blacks aren't, until it's in retaliation.
>>Inb4, "what about all the black on white robberies, killings, and murders"
Don't ask me, I'm not an idiot.
Robert Williams
Lol, nice try nigger.
Logan Russell
I would say nigger, but I'm honestly jealous user. I've never gotten a girl to cream like that. And you said she was creaming on all of your shirts. That was hot as fuck.
I have literally never seen an attractive white girl with a black guy who wasnt a celebrity.
Wyatt Hill
Jelly much bacon bits?
Bacon bits: "White trailer trash that have sex with pigs"
Jose Morris
This
Jordan Allen
wow holy shit I never thought about it this way, but yeah I thought about this and you are right user
Jackson Jenkins
Idk man, where you from? I'm from the south. You got racist parents but their daughters like black guys The boys are racist because the girls like black guys, all the black guys play sports, etc.
Jace Harris
No jelly here. Just a nice bait, I was complimenting you nigger. Enjoy low tier white woken, I wouldn't want to fuck a chimp either.
Carter Lopez
OP here, I don't care about what you seen. I found a sex white girl, it took me a year to get in her pants because of the race thing, then we fucked like rabbits.
You can say what you want, but if I was white, you'd be cheering me on. But I'm black so you say nigger.
Well I can't really say anything I'm too busy moaning while I actually get laid.
Liam Hernandez
>dashing with your tv >jumping with your stereo >pole vaulting with a vcr sports
you only get the broke home girls with daddy issues no one wants those
Jacob Ward
>drum major
hahaha faggot
Asher Garcia
SC, my school was 40% black. I honestly don't see it or believe your fanfic unless she was you're typical trailer trash white girl.
>Dey all secretly love muh BBC
Kek what ever you say chair force commander
Cooper Parker
I don't have a problem with you fucking our women I just wish my dick was big enough to keep her after you fucked her. #truth
Ryan Johnson
have you ever thought about hanging with the people that would cheer you instead of trying to hang with the people that will call you nigger ? or make you hang ?
Levi Cooper
South Carolina? Sounds racist I've never been.
I've always been able to pull women. Even women that would be racist towards other guys. So I don't have the problem you seem to want me to have.
And if you read my story, that's no fanfiction. So enjoy it twice.
Christian Cruz
obvious samefag is obvious
Jack Smith
You stated you post whining about "whitebois" and bragging about finally fucking a white girl. Why would you think white people would congratulate you? Quit being so uppity and try better with your made up story next time.
Leo Wood
one year work sounds a bit long tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jose Johnson
In real life? I don't understand your question. Or are you saying "why are you on Sup Forums if you don't like the racism"
Jacob Hall
Why are you trying to turn this into a race thing, I'm happy for you nigganon.
-white user.
Carson Jackson
The fact that it took you a year to get that imaginary girl to have sex with you is pretty funny.
Jackson Kelly
>> You fucking neckbeards and tournament gamers make a "nigger hate thread" every week
>> I just make a joke about how you guys keep asking for relationship advice
Adam Adams
stop spamming this shit
Cameron Cooper
>white people are racist
Racist statement. Congrats, racist.
Nicholas Hill
It was but I truly liked her. Her body was SO tight.
I'll never forget one day we finished having sex. She layed on the bed and said "you wore me out user."
Jeremiah Watson
>I'm drum major say no more
Angel Adams
I laughed at how many black programs there are. You can just call us equal for the slavery and other unjust things.
Angel Butler
>>> be blackanon
No such thing, you're just a nigger.
Bentley Hill
Try again bird shit. Potato salad. White wash.
Josiah James
why did you let her go then?
Chase Miller
You're still just a nigger.
Samuel Foster
Finds one kind of shit that is white Makes up for the tens of thousands of kinds of shit that look like his fam
James Martinez
My little sister likes black guys. Well all men but black guys too. Luckily we're not a racist family so we helped her pick a really good civil engineer.
Jackson Torres
and he will help pick your cotton
Christopher Anderson
I cheated. Totally worth it. I prefer being single.
Yes I feel sorry but I guess that's how you can tell my story is true.
Benjamin Harris
>we're not a racist family so we helped her pick a really good civil engineer.
lmfao
Wyatt Scott
>You stated you post whining about "whitebois" and bragging about finally fucking a white girl. Why would you think white people would congratulate you? Quit being so uppity and try better with your made up story next time. Starts post with racial comment. Surprised people aren't cheering him on. You must be a nigger
Joshua Phillips
itt nigs noggin
Samuel Adams
>I guess that's how you can tell my story is true.
kek, that convinced me that you're a lying bongo-lipped porch monkey.
Gabriel Anderson
He actually makes more money than both of my parents so making fun of him is kinda pointless. My other family members come for holidays, he's there, and they are SO racist towards him. He notices, so he starts asking some hilarious questions:
"Shelby I love your new car... you paid it in cash right?" "David you look like you've been eating big boy! Wanna come with me to the gym?"
Connor Wood
I laughed at "bongo-lipped". I also laugh when the husband puts on football or any other sport and the wife has to leave out the room so she doesn't cream looking at the black guys.
Michael Powell
You're either a retard, or come from some weird-ass asian or musilm culture.
Owen Smith
Why do you keep green texting wrong?
Levi Campbell
>the husband puts on football
Don't watch football anymore, too many shitskins dancing around like baboons after every play. I can see that shit driving down the street in the bad part of any big city.
Lucas Bell
newfags be newfags
Luke Nguyen
>Have sex with pigs
Yeah cause that's totally a thing.
William Hernandez
Too many shitskins aka I'm an inferior below average white male and I get insecure every time I watch sports
Owen Martin
holy shit these cucks are shilling hard this evening
Blake Morales
We whites are known for fucking animals and our cousins.
Julian Cox
>whites known for fucking animals and our cousins >not arabs, who are half goat
Gabriel Smith
Non-White pleb detected
Wyatt Lopez
Op here, I'm going to find a pic of her ass.
Hudson Allen
>aka I'm an inferior below average white male and I get insecure every time I watch sports
Nope, I just have no interest in watching subhuman shitskins dance like they're being tased after every play whether they fuck up or do something right.
Pro football is losing a shitton viewers for probably the same reason-- nobody is interested in a game that's half niggers chimping out.
John Perez
I kek'd
Chase Powell
>artistic works of fiction
Mason Parker
I couldn't find it sorry.
Wyatt Rodriguez
How are they sub-human when they literally dominate and tower you physcially?
Gavin Thompson
a gorilla could kill most humans in seconds, still subhuman
Dominic Jones
>Why do white boys have so much problem getting women?
>be me >white guy >have three women I see regularly >living with one for 10 years >dating another 2 years >third one for about a year >make them all cum buckets whenever I want >sometimes by fucking them right in the pussy >sometimes by fucking their faces and eating pussy >sometimes I'm lazy and they ride on top and cover me with lady juices The point is, it's not hard to get a woman and hang onto her if you are reasonably fit and can pound her pussy, and you fucking pay attention to what she likes.
Kevin Anderson
OP here, Salute Good one see others living a good life.
Lucas Gonzalez
At least you know better than to say this stuff in a black guys face.
Justin Watson
haha I'm in college, how many black people do you really think I'll be interacting with?
Xavier Jones
>Blacks aren't racist.
Look at this faggot and laugh.
Christopher Garcia
I wish it was the 30s again so I could see your skin burning on a cross.
We were supposed to send you Devil spawns back to hell where you belong, but the white man in europe had to enslave you for protection from the fucking niggers in Iran.
That's why the USA is having all the fucking problems with Syria now. You niggers can't just burn in hell, always want to come up for air.
If youre white, and only date whites, and be good, you're guaranteed entrance to heaven. This is what my church teaches in Idaho.
Chase Robinson
But you are lying. This is bait.
Dylan Lee
A bunch you know better than to speak to or even pick your head up at.
Michael Butler
I'm not lying... and what is the definition of bait.... like what reward do you get for failing for this... I'm just telling the truth.
Asher Torres
>Pointing out bait is falling for it
Connor Stewart
haha dude, are you 15 or something? Someday you'll enter real life, and realize that violent black people get put down, or put in prison