ITT: we summon Iceland

ITT: we summon Iceland.

Is this the best they have to offer?

I got just the right thing, now we wait

hæ er fara hella mér í landa glass

proxy or real?

hallo já þeta er íssland

ég er 100% real gamli með landa og slots DJAMM

DJAMMIÐ BYRJAR EFTIR 10 MIN
ætla fá mér smá í vörinna áður enn að ég er svo fullur að ég get ekki þjappað í sprautuna

nikki frændi er mæ´ttur

>I can't even remember the last time I got an Icelandic (You).

hæ mátt totta mig

Question
1) is there a lot of demand for heroin in your country? (I'd bet not)
2) how much does an on average XTP pill get sold for the enduser?

hvernig er nettengingin í frumskóginum?

Whats happening Iceland?

*XTC
*sold for, for the end user

I'm getting tired

Why are you awake?

>1) is there a lot of demand for heroin in your country?
more than you'd think although stimulants like meth and ecstasy are more popular
>2) how much does an on average XTP pill get sold for the enduser?
i have no idea what that is and googling didn't help

>*XTC
>*sold for, for the end user

>heroin
no lmaoooo coke tho is very in here my dealer got it for 20k isk per gram
only sprautu fíklar use heroin
uhh have heard molly going for 5k isk for "a nights dose"

I have drank a 6 pack of slots

a tablet goes for like 3000isk ~ 25€ while a gram of mdma is much more expensive than that, depends on dealer but can go up to 20,000 isk ~ 180€

why are you?
saturday night and I don't want to go to sleep yet

I want a qt feminine Icleandic bf

DJAMMIÐ ER RÉTT AÐ BYRJA

where the hell are you getting coke?
all I get is shitty amphetamine or meth for about that price, I wouldn't trust anything sold as cocaine to be the real deal in Iceland

age
kik me ivan_hunter LMAO

Jesus,do people just casually smoke meth in Iceland?

hann heitir frikki á ak okei bæ er að fara niðri í bæ

How much do you buy them from your vendor currently? Or are you a user only?

Do you all know eachother? Is it an adventure when you meet a inhabitant you never met before?

I wouldn't go that far but various amphetamines are very popular here
the police even shut down one of the largest and most sophisticated meth labs ever found in Europe a few years back

because of the popularity and abundance of amphetamines coke is really hard to get

wouldn't even call myself a user
I have tried stuff and know a guy or two but I have no idea where they get their stuff from

there are two of us in this thread
one is the most active Icelandic poster on Sup Forums, a barely 18 year old kid from the north
he loves cars, moonshine and partying

I used to be a lot more active than I am and have been posting here since late 2012 and live in the capital - we've been together in many threads

Can you put that into € because I might be able to supply you coke cheaper as long as you buy bulk.

Do you have torbox?

no man and I'm not about to buy drugs over the internet

Thats pretty wild considering where your living and all,normally when I think of Iceland I just think of the west of Ireland except more interesting.

I wanted to make a proposition. That's not what you think it is, but ok np.

Do you know someone who's kinda like a wannabe king ping drugdealer kinda guy?

You, icebro#2, do you know any higher up dealer I could talk to?

sorry man but I'm not interested in anything of the sort it's way out of my league

not really no, my dealer got busted a year ago or so and had some disputes with his supplier over some girl or another and doesn't want to get into the stuff again because he's terrified of the guy
now he just smokes pot and drinks a lot

also I don't think there's much of a point in importing coke because I believe we're a net exporter of both weed and meth

he said here he went downtown to party

How are the depression levels out there during this time of the year?

depression is always common in Iceland but SAD is actually not as common as you'd think, lower than much more southern Norway and Sweden for instance

) is there a lot of demand for heroin in your country?
>more than you'd think
Do you have any clue what it's sold for per pill?

actually I don't know and I couldn't find it on google but I would guess it's probably at least 50% higher than meth or more than 30,000isk = 260€

260 for 1 pill?? Holy fuck.
You have to be an idiot at this point not to do business with me.

was meant for

as I said it's just a wild guess, might be more might be less
in any case finding someone to sell the stuff shouldn't be too difficult just try to find some random polish fucker coming here

How do icelanders consider finns?
How easy is the language to learn compared to swedish or norwegian? I've heard it's much harder.

>How do icelanders consider finns?
sweden's weird half brother
I think everyone likes Finns, saunas are popular here for instance
I do think most Icelanders don't know much about Finland though

>How easy is the language to learn compared to swedish or norwegian?
much harder is no lie
Icelandic is a difficult Indo-European language with all that goes with it, multiple cases, 3 genders, mandatory agreement, tons of tenses, etc.
and Icelandic is wildly irregular, for example there are something like 70 rules for how nouns decline if you count them all out (with 12-15 main patterns depending on how you count)

>much harder is no lie
Sounds pretty interesting desu. I might try to learn it even if I will never have any use for it nor get even close to fluent.

can't hurt can it?
I tried to look at Finnish some time back but gave up after a day because all those suffixes man

Is it easier for a swede to learn?

than a Finn? no doubt (unless that Finn speaks fluent Swedish of course in which case it's equal)

but if you've never seen an inflected language before like German or Latin it's going to seem much more difficult than it really is at first
Icelandic doesn't have the insane Low German influence of the continental languages so there are very significant differences but even so the languages are more alike than different

>tfw you'll never be icebro#3

Swedish is a very easy language to learn outside the dumb genders, so probably not.

Suffixes aren't that hard to learn really. When you learn them you can just spam them on top of anothers. How the body of the word acts with different suffixes is the only hard part.

Also what does mandatory agreement mean?

adjectives and numbers must agree with nouns in case, number, article and gender
one man - one men - the one man - the one men (one with plural doesn't make sense in English but bare with me here)
nominative: einn maður - einir menn - eini maðurinn - einu mennirnir
accusative: einn mann - eina menn - eina manninn - einu mennina
dative: einum manni - einum mönnum - eina manninum - einu mönnunum
genitive: eins manns - einna manna - eina mannsins - einu mannanna

>tfw English used to be as based as Icelandic

Fucking frogs

>the one men
What does this mean and how would you use it?
I already like your language.

Old English is cool desu
too bad modern English is so radically different it's completely illegible to modern speakers

used for 'only' or 'alone'
so "einu mennirnir sem átu eplin sín" = "the only men that ate their apples"
"einu mennirnir á jólunum" = "the alone men at christmas"
plural one is also used for words that don't have a singular form (like English pants you can't say pants is)

Eg er fuller nodri in ba

I hou van jullie allemaal xDDD

Ey, IceBros, do you people have like big festivals there like we have on the mainland?

nothing compared to the belgian festivals but Secret Solstice is pretty popular

>Secret Solstice
Seems nice)

Can you just enter Iceland like that as a foreigner or are there restrictions?

I'm looking at maps now and we're actually not that far away. You can probably take a boat there.

no restrictions for EU citizens
we're in schengen despite not being in the EU

I mean say hello to the icelandic cops bruh.

Thry do watch these and hiro is not shy about selling out IP's.

I'm just LARPING tho

þjóðháttið

okeeiii kominnn heim,

there was biiggg coke and femm smuggling case like 4-7 yoers ago THEY CAME ON A SAILBOAT

>as if Icelanders posting on Sup Forums was a rare occurence

TALK TO MEEEEE

förstår du denna mening utan google översätt?

hur svårt är det från 1-10?

Why can't any of you user's invide me over :(
You iceski's seem fun to hang out with)

BRing coke mann

6

i like iceland

np) Just give me time and date

verslunarmanna helginn workers weekend part weekend
come then you cann sell alot a gram goes upp

[email protected]

okeiii will make a new a gmail when i wake up sober and hit up

Just go to guerillamail quickly. I'll send you my skype.

Okeii still awake

>[email protected]
Think I just sent an email

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>3 genders
What did they mean by this?

>tfw never get a (you) from iceland

Hello