UPDATE! Passed the urinalysis. Dubs learns how it was done. Trips gets the secret formula...

UPDATE! Passed the urinalysis. Dubs learns how it was done. Trips gets the secret formula. Quads get sexy pics of my pregnant vegan doggo

I don't really care how you passed, I'm still curious what you're on probation for.

> go to head shop
> buy a product specifically made for this
> follow directions
> got a 114k/year job
> been there over a year

True story

Not paying fines

>Dubs learns how it was done
You didn't do drugs. Shocker.

>be a nigger faggot

>be a double nigger faggot

Wrong

be a triple nigger faggot

Forgot to mention I smoke every night to help me sleep. I don't smoke it for fun

>be a quadruple nigger faggot

shut up drug addict. we know you get high to run away from the fact that you're a faggot.

Learning how it's done without he secret formula. Impossible.

>be a quintuple nigger faggot

That's what they all say

deliver you quintuple nigger faggot.

There we have it boys

WARNING

Reward for trips and quads are related.

provide the secret formula quintuple nigger faggot.

how + secret formula now, sextuple nigger.


MODS WE NEED A FUCKIN BAN IF THIS FAGGOT DOESN'T "DELIVER."

1. Drink 2 full mcdicks cups of water
2. Drink 1 monster extra strength
3. Pee at leist 4 time

septuple faggot.

Nigger I don't want to believe you but there are too many trips. Isn't it too dilute??

That's what the monster is for... the color

the fact that you have to take UA's says alot about you
feel good bout yourself ?
think you are a good catch for girls ?
whats the address of your trailer park ?

No trailer park and own my own place shit happens when you live in a small town. Off probation now tho

It's official. Despite dubs and trips, OP is an octuple faggot. Jesus I didn't think it was possible.

Thanks for playin guys! Vegan doggo not down for a photo shoot tonight.

Sounds like your jelly of my multiple dubs.... and it's ok my gf is a supermodel

my buddy is on probation says to drink lots of water and eat lots of apples for color
fuck monster shit is gay

Yeah monster was a last min idea...

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Someone's projecting.

fuck me up