This guy slaps your ass

this guy slaps your ass
what do you do?

slap his ass back

shank him
I'm obviously in prison and my survival requires me to react violently.

I'd love to see him slap my girls ass ;)

Bend the fuck over and get ready for that cock

Thank him for his service and tip him

Ahem ahem
Mimimimimiiiii
I am the great mighty poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish. How about some scat you little twat?

Ask him why his pubic hairs seem to extend do far up his torso

call police, because sexual harrasment

I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO
AND IM GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU!
A HUGE SUPPLY OF TISH
COMES FROM MY CHOCOLATE STARFISH
HOW ABOUT SOME SCAT YOU LITTLE TWAT!

I guess I would be flattered. No homo though.

muscles don't mean he could fight so I'd just press the issue

compliment him

Charge $10 bucks cause papa don't do free samples.

Got nudes?

Roll dubs on him.

So long, nigger.

>If I am male
Suck his cock
>If not
Spread my legs for him.

Buss it open for a real nigga

Cum on his tits

10/10 let him slam me harder than an old cadillac door

hope his dick is as swole as he is

You failed

Roll again, or prepare your anus for the BBC?

tickle his titties

Tell him: "I hope you enjoyed that because that's the only ass your going to get from me" and then pull out my pocket knife (his muscles dont scare me)

you're a cuck

Woah there big fella follow me to bathroom and you can have a piece of this white meat ;)
Soon in bathroom
Oh good let me taste that chocolate fast
Go ahead whitebitch he says and creampies me.

I got hard writing this

Jumpinh on that dick, he can put it were he wants.