Sup Forums I really need your help. I'm needed somewhere else for a little while and couldn't finish my drink...

Sup Forums I really need your help. I'm needed somewhere else for a little while and couldn't finish my drink. Would you mind watching it for me while I'm away?

i got this shit

Thanks user

OH FUCK

AW FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO

its all good i saved it. it even comes with water marks and a cool straw

Good I hope OP doesn't notice

Dude you even gave him some marketing, that's a really nice picture, can I use this?

Yes save it my friend, it's all yours!
>inb4 banana

I'm 5'2", 37 years old, and i want to watch this glass of chocolate milk for you.

The milk is missing something...
>replaces milk in another glass
>adds laxatives
Much better!

Fucking shit!!

OHSHITFUCK I REALLY GOOFED IT THIS TIME

DAMN IT THIS IS THE ONLY GLASS WE HAVE LEFT GUYS

Well, just improvise!

FUCK GUYS OP'S GONNA BE BACK ANY MINUTE! WTF DO WE DO?!?!

QUICK MIX THIS SHIT IN SOME NORMAL MILK HE WONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

All we have left is mugs, shit!

here ya go broho just add milk

And tiles

Guys this is just a waste

its alright, we can just tell OP that we thought the mug and tiles would look better.

Especially the tiles

using my black magic, i turn the chocolate milk into 7-up

This made me feel like a 13 year old newfag again, ty roodypoo

Now name 3 things that aren't Jackie Chan...

How do we know our word will be trusted?

i am laughing. good show user

Hey, we promised that we would look after the milk. And to his knowledge, we did. It's all cool, just chill out.

Why? We're doomed.

...

HOW THE HELL DO WE COVER THIS SHIT UP

With white policy officer magic of course. Shoot it works every time

I'm fucking scared

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Hopefully Op won't even come back so we won't get in trouble.

Is there any Yoohoo in the pantry we can substitute chocolate milk for?

OP here

Where is my drink?

OGH FUCK

Do you have it user??

I was actually pretty parched.

Here you go

...

Snowman out!
>trucks off

Well ya see it... uh, fell over when you closed the door. R-right user?

Shit you're on your own I'm already gone

It what?

FUCk my POKEMON DRANK THE 7-UP

What 7-up? I left you guys with a chocolate milk.

HOLY CRAP 3 PAIRS OF DUBS

I MEAN MILK

You're acting a little odd user..

Could you just hand me my milk please, I was looking forward to it.

let's pour this mud into the mug

uhhh, okay, it's in the frige.... Can another user grab it for me?

Quickly

What are you doing!!? OP IS HERE ALREADY

he won't notice

SHUT THE FUCK UP WE GOT THIS

Here you go Op

Mud?!? And mug?!

I left here with a GLASS of CHOCOLATE MILK why are we talking about a mug with mud in it? Can't you all just give me my drink it's that simple.

I came back guys.

Oh shit you found some more chocolate milk?

Uhh, your milk fell into a mug and another user though it was mud but we're telling him it's not

Tyrefa hurry the fuck up,.. Go Go choco

Come on guys stop joking around I left it in a glass not a mug.

there i did it, good as new

It's ok guys I GOT THE MILK

He noticed. :'c

that's regular you FUCK

Stfu fake OP

Fuck you I'm the user that jumped out the window.

Guess I should have cleared that up a bit more huh?

What is this user? Can you guys not do a simple task?

Just hand me my chocolate milk and that's that. It's that simple.

Okay Op, were gonna come clean, we dropped your milk and we wanted to replace it

LIARLIARLIAR

DON'T BELIEVE HIM OP WE'RE GETTING YOUR MILK

Dropped it?

Oh sorry wrong glass...HERE'S YOUR MILK

yes

Ok then where is it user I'm getting tired of waiting.

Here Op! I got you, sorry it took long.

I'm getting conflicting statements here guys. Just come out clean. If you have it then hand it over.

If it out dropped it then serious measures will be taken.

That's shit in a glass

...

We did drop it, because user had dropped it, and the others are lying to get out of it

It's chocolate drink! Not much different than chocolate milk!

here you go

:c
>select all images with orange juice

It's shit, not chocolate

its in a fridge 15 miles away. Go drive to this address to get it. 15 East 8th street Denver Colorado, 2nd floor, third door down.

Well at least someone came forward. Thank you user for telling the truth.

As for the rest of you. I will leave it up to Hiroshimoot.

HOW THE Fuck , user THATS BROWN WATER YOU FUCK

Your welcome user

WHOOPS

It's too late now user. Another user came forward and told me everything.

Expect Hiroshimoot to contact you.

C-C'mon, man. I was the first guy here to watch it for you. That's gotta' count for something, right? It's not MY fault THEY knocked it over.

Fine.

Cmon man I believed in myself....doesn't that count for something?

Not really considering that my milk was spilled.

I said I'm sorry

>tfw you're browsing the front page of Sup Forums and someone mentions an adress in your neighborhood
Nigga.

Source?

Op, let me be clear.
I had nothing to do with your milk. It was all them. I've never even seen those bastards before.

Nymph from heavens lost property