I have a grill coming over in like an hour to have the fugg with. It's my first time and I'm 24...

I have a grill coming over in like an hour to have the fugg with. It's my first time and I'm 24, I've pretty much bullshited on snapchat that I'm a fucking pro at sex.

Give me tips plz Sup Forums it's urgent.

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Stop being a faggot

>Make sure your dick/balls are clean and washed
>If you're worried about lasting a long time, jack off now
>lick her pussy (look up how to do this correctly)

You're still getting pussy, wtf does it matyer, just profit and tell her you like to start with blowjobs

Eat her out till she comes then fuck her, so when you last all of 5 seconds both of you came and are satisfied, also communication is key, your not a mind reader

Fake it until you make it.

No tip on here is going to help you. Just like playing Mario Cart isn't going to make you an expert at driving.

Fuck her. Do a shit job. Keep fucking her if you can, or find someone else and keep fucking them.

bite her clit, girls love that

You're not going to be able to get it up.
If by chance you do you'll blow your load trying to get a condom on.
She'll laugh at you and tell all your friends and hers and you will have to wait another 24 years before you get another try.
Have fun!

fist her pussy deep enough for her to spasm of pleasure

The donkey punch is your best friend. Just spam than into a combo and you're set

cont.
>You must start with licking her pussy and fingering her gently
>keep fingering and licking until she's really wet
>then when you fuck her, start slowly and eventually go harder, don't start with full thrust
>Play with tits, kiss her a lot on the neck and tits while you fuck
>command her around (ie, when you get tired of being on top, tell her to get on top of you instead of asking)

this! NOW! DO IT!

you look like one of Trump's ugly ass kids. Is that retard your daddy?

something no one ever told me is the actual hole is lower then you think it is. My first time I literally just humped her waist and nutted on her stomach and rolled over.

tell her your a virgin or its unlikely for you to meet her again

is this the grill? if so, its hot
>wouldtap/10

thx watch mien reviews on utoob

Roger that. Cheers.

You're probably right.

Eating pussy seems to be the thing.

Good luck OP. Just enjoy yourself.

Listen to her reactions to what you do. This is the key. If it sounds like she likes it, she does. They are all very different.
>some like to be teased and indirect clitoral stimulation (good place to start regardless)
>some like you to focus right on that shit
>some like gentle penetrarion
>some like to have the biggest cock they can find bash into their cervyx for an hour
Figure out what she likes and play her like an instrument.
Then put sharpie in pooper.

Review Brah

cont
>when she is about to cum, her nipples will get really hard, her pussy will tighten, and she will of course make facial gestures.
>Hopefully she will (or if she doesn't, tell her to) rub her clit while you're fucking her. She will likely do this anyway, but it is a sign that she will cum. She'll rub faster (I'm sure you've seen it in porn) and you just keep fucking. Don't go too crazy with the thrusts at this point, but speed will help.
>when she's cumming, don't stop fucking her (girls cum a lot longer than guys).
>If you can cum at the same time she does, pull out and cum on her, she will like it.

>also, use lube if you got it.
>If not, you can lick your hand/spit on your dick for lubrication

jerkoff before she gets there, then you will be able to last longer

Thanks for the knowledge

But I'll probably be a limped dick faggot when she gets here.

best go down on her vajayjay real good. the trick is to pretend to go down on her and just kiss her around her vajayjay for like 2 minutes. then when shes beggin for it go right in for the vajayjay. this is the best way to go down on the vajayjay. im a pro vajayjay eater trust me they lose it when you dont go for the vajayjay right awayway

pop the balls in. bitches love it when you pop the balls in

>But I'll probably be a limped dick faggot when she gets here.
Yeah, don't psych yourself out. The more you enjoy it, the more she will enjoy it. And you can always do multiple "rounds." You'll be fine, OP.

It's not all about fucking her. If your dick isn't working, focus on her.
Your fingers and mouth are very good tools. Making her cum before you fuck is a good idea anyway.
Curve those fingers upward and focus on that wrinkles patch under her belly, that's her g-spot. Vary your level of roughness based on her reaction.
Just pay attention to her. They're complex but not rocket surgery.

need tips? don't lie. seriously. don't do it ever. you'll sleep easier, you'll impress a lot of people that could be potential employers or sex partners. all because honest people are so rare they're in high demand. hope you lose your erection you faggot.

>When she comes to the door
>Open the door
>That's important
>Give her a nice smile,
>Maybe a hi how are you, hug
>Trust me
>Put on space jam
>Whip your cock out
>Space jam it in her ass
>Come on and slam
>Apologize and say you got autismo
>She'll think it's okay cause autismo
>Avoid a rape charge
>Welcome to the jam

Nice dubs.

>Give me tips plz Sup Forums it's urgent.

Relax and fuck her.
Pretty simple.
People have been doing it for thousands of years.

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You need to open with a sexy line. Tell her she's sucked so many dicks men have started leaving reviews on yelp. Yeah... thats hot

works for me everytime

If she's not turned on by space jam I don't think I could go through with it tbh

Sounds like one of those flash games

Go into missionary. Hook her knee with your elbow, and your other hand in the small of her back. This gives you good leverage over her, girls like to be pulled into you like this and your hands are in very sensitive spots. Though you have to be somewhat close in size for this to work well. It actually works better with taller girls. Also fuck her while she's on her belly with her legs closed. It's a very comfy position for her, but makes her want to thrust back up into you.

go get one of those pills from the gas station

underated post

Every bitch gets the drippins from Space Jam. It's like the ultimate turn on movie.

Thanks for the help Sup Forums. I will post results after in like 4 hours. Keep a look out for reviewbrah.

Remember,
>Welcome to the jam

Bullshit you're 24, Barron. We all know you're like 10 years old. Just wave some of that Trump money around and she won't be able to contain her orgasms. Won't even matter if you suck in the sack. The money will do all the work for you. Bitches love money.

>4 hours
see you in 10 minutes OP

Zozzle

will do. put "reviewbrah" in your post so I can ctrlF on catalog

This

top fucking kek

Foreplay and confidence is key.

I can get most chicks to cum before I even stick my dick in.

Kiss their necks and bite their ears and shit, but not like a retard. Get drunk and try to act like you are in a movie or something. Fuck her hard.. listen to what she wants.. if you are doing doggy put your thumb on her asshole, and she'll back into it if that's her thing. They love that shit and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

I want to add, it's good to degrade women, but give them a fair sense of confidence and decision in their own way. Be a little rough.

I remember my first time... Pretty hard to fuck with a half chub.. middle school was a breeze

;)

Use a tea cozy instead of a condom. It's sexier

Make sure you have eggs and a bottle of water ready

Pussy, go'n in.

"No" always means "Yes" =)

what the eggs for is that what you put inside woman

Your so screwd

>Clench butt
>keep the pingas hard
>when ur abt to cum pull out and kiss the pussle
>repeat
>???
>profit

if you have antidepressants in the house take them now, they'll inhibit your ability to cum, so at least you won't bust instantly
what am I saying, of course you have antidepresssants you're a virgin at 24 and on Sup Forums, good luck you bastard, just remember that trying any of the stuff you see in porn might not be a perfect idea

Trips confirms

Don't forget to give her the old lickaroo.

>implying people didnt fuck before then

Do not listen to this madman. Anti-depressants will ruin your dick/sex-drive.

Singles of truth

He isn't a madman, I ain't even him but the best sex I ever had went so long because of Valium.

Valium is a benzodiazepine you dummy .. not what anyone would consider an "antidepressant".

...or not get your dick hard.

>Get yourself some warming lube and a comfortable "around shaft-n-balls cockring"

Stay hard my friends.

have you considered meth?