Late night secrets and confessions

Late night secrets and confessions.

Dump your thoughts, struggles and worries here so you can get back to living!

i sold art door to door for exactly two days before realizing how shit i was at sales. apparently i have zero soft skills.

I'm either going to find DUH WON or off myself.

>shit in one hand

I like hurting women for fun and profit

mostly fun

I'm diamonds for that femanon that gets wet from being slapped around.

I secretly feel sorry for the people who honestly don't see Hillary Clinton as a bad person.

I've been trying to find my prostate for 2 years now.

me and my cousin use to dare eachother to suck eachothers dicks when we were little and i kinda miss those days

>I've been trying to find my prostate
Post a picture of where you think it is. Dr. Sup Forums will help you find it.

I secretly feel sorry for the people who honestly see Donald Trump as a good person.

I can't say no to pussy, in fact I spend that majority of my time thinking about how to get it. The problem is I'm a family man. I constantly conspire to entice my wifes friends into a liaison, or the moms of my sons friends. I secretly video my in-laws when they come over, and have slept with a few. Not only that but I'm always trying to get my wife to sink to my level and be as slutty as she can be. I encourage her dress slutty when we go out, and often try to get her drunk so she'll be more inclined to do whatever I fancy. I've gone so far as to drug her a time or two, and have nearly gone through with convincing a guy on craigslist to come over and double up on her, without her knowledge or consent. On my side of the family, I've slept with several blood cousins, and desperately want to sleep with my half sister. Sex rules my mind and my life. I've cheated, coerced, blackmailed, and many other terrible things so that I can experience the perversions I enjoy, and there really isn't much I consider taboo.
>I'm the OP of this from the last thread. Several people seemed to relate to this so I'm posting it again.

my heath teacher i had a crush on left me in the room alone for awhile on time so i came in her drink she left on a desk next to me

My boy has been trying to put me on for years but he doesnt know i plan to get in a shootout an get killed

Thanks for tagging your repost. Most fags just copy pasta as if it is OC.

Dude

You're mother's a whore and you should feel bad.

The Fuck lol

cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my finger

I sell videos of my wife online. She doesn't know.

Anyone have any stories involving unconscious girls?

In highschool, I had a massive crush on a girl that I later found out was the grandaughter of the lead singer of one of my favorite 70's groups.

Yeah, I felt the need to point it out for that very reason. I was very surprised that most of the response was positive from a certain point of view.

As I said to one user, nothing I'm admitting is meant to seem like an accomplishment and certainly isn't praise worthy. It's just the truth. I feel as though with the exception of some of it, I'm not a bad person, just that most people are repressed sexually.

Lol i do feel bad and na she's not a ho

Ummm.. lol good advice? Thank you?

Kek

Did you see her drink it?

I worry that my boyfriend doesn't respect me because of my fetishes. I love giving oral and being slapped or forced.
>inb4 tits or gtfo, don't care to

bump

yes

That's like the most vanilla of fetishes, you have nothing to worry about.

...oh.

he's a vanilla guy

bump

If he thinks different of you because you like being slapped then find another guy.

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bumps

I have fucked over 20 transsexual prostitutes, something about nailing their dirty shitter while their balls swing back and forth makes me diamonds.
I usually pay extra to have them cum in my mouth and I swallow it all.

I'm a very dull and mundane person. I'm not good at anything.
I envy every single person around me so I try to steal other people's traits and whenever I do anything, I'm obsessed with being the best, but at best, I'm mediocre.

careful with forced oral. I tore my ex girlfriends frenulum pretty badly one day with some forced facefucking. her salivary glands were just leaking everywhere until it healed, and it took a while.

>keep your tongue down

I let my nieces shower with me if they want to when they stay at my house.

my girl wants to cage and peg me. i want to try it to see if its my thing or not. im deeply concerned its a power play due to her abusive military background, but dealing with that is better than feeling like i have to go cruising for guys to get some backdoor action

Sounds like anal time!

i think you mean uvula. frenulum is part of the penis.

i should add weve done the peg part before, the cage part is what concerns me

nope, frenulum. that thing under your tongue is also a frenulum.

For the past 5 months of been cumming in the ranch and mayo in my apartment. Im the only guy and I live with 3 girls as roommates. None of them have suspected a thing yet.

what happens if you want to use mayo in a sandwich?

nah

I eat my sandwiches dry. Not a fan of ketchup, mustard or mayo

I've cheated on my military husband 50+ times

gross dude

Nigger, do people look at you cross-eyed when they ask "Mayo, Mustard?" and you're all, "Dry thank you". I always get strange looks or "are you sure?".

hey georgia

Green text that shit. The wildest ones first. Pictures for reference.

you monster!

Oh my, I'm famous

No they don't because I don't eat a shitty ass sandwiche shops. I make my own at home

I can't sleep without masterbating

I work in a kitchen and had some kind of bladder infection last month and had to use a shitton of bathroom breaks when bossman finally said 'quit running off to the bathroom every 30 minutes unless you have a doctors note.' Wound up pissing my pants in the middle of the shift as a result. Said nothing to anyone about it and just splashed a shitload of water on my clothes at the dishwashing station so noone would notice and went right back to work. Didn't say shit to boss because I figured he'd fire my ass thinking i was being a smartasss or something pissing myself.
>tfw i literally took a trip to pee pee pants city and told noone but a bunch of fags on the internet

I have a good memory for sluts

tits+timestamp thx

i have psoriasis

Your boyfriend is a cuck, I bet he has worse fetishes and is trying to act normal about yours in a form of hating you.

>I don't eat a shitty ass sandwiche shops
oh, now I feel bad.

>i have psoriasis
I have a penis. Is that the same thing?

Oh shit, I second

I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

Scumbag

don't bullshit psoriasis is hell

I use to bully this kid in the 6th grade for being a complete fag, and he told his sister about me. His sister, being in the 8th grade, had her friends threaten to kick my ass in front of all my friends. My mom knows her mom. I tell my mom that she forcefully touched my dick. My mom rages at her mom, which causes an uproar down the chain of command. Her mom beats her, and she beats her little fag brother. I fucking got revenge and she did my job for me.

I kinda want to bang a family member, but she is in a long term relationship, and we barely ever talk.

Her SO isn't the best looking in the world, so I'm hoping when I get in the shape I want, I'll be able to make some pseudo innocent passes at her and see where it goes from there

killed a kitten when I was 4. didn't mean to. Denied it died because of me for decades. Have never admitted it out loud to anyone.

THE BLANKET THAT I USE FOR SILENCING FAPS IS THE ONE I GIVE TO GUESTS WHEN THEY REACT TO MY COLD-ASS ROOM (like at least 10 F cooler than the rest of the apartment, i swear to god)

If you can greentext then do it
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>don't bullshit psoriasis is hell
And you don't think a dick is hell. Pussy owners never know.

I wanna lick my cousin's clitoris

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i have psoriasis on my dick

Please, be a cumdumpster. Please, be a cumdumpster. Please, be a cumdumpster. Please, be a cumdumpster. Please, be a cumdumpster.

drink a fuck-ton of crannberry juice for a week

or just go see a fucking doctor

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My semester ends in a week and i have only done one project for my programming class.

as i said it's fucking hell

I use to pull my sisters friend's pants down and touch their asses while they were asleep, I was pretty sneaky. I played with ones pussy but she woke up and I ran to the couch. She woke up with her pants down and I'm pretty sure she knew but never told anyone or mentioned it to me.

I didn't know bitches worked. Couldn't you have stopped this whole problem before it started?

This one girl at my school has nudes on her phone and she leaves her phone everywhere at school so one day I grabbed it and found them. She takes nudes and doesn't lock her phone. She still doesn't know I saw them or have them kek

You rebel.

Is this and 18 and over school? If so, post them, user. Be the hero Sup Forums needs right now.

High school bruh no can do

I met up with a semi passable asian crossdresser on my last family vacation. Made out, 69'ed and jacked eachother off in the backseat of his car. hot/10 would do again

>High school
FOR 18 YEAR OLDS!!!! Damn you user. I understand the risks but It wouldn't bother me one bit if you went to jail for child porn distribution. I've come to terms with the risk.

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isnt really green text worthy. we fuck a couple times a week at least, have been for a couple months. her sis is the only other person who knows and she is fine with it. She's on bc so we usually dont use a condom.

if it looks good in panties, I fuck it

I've got a relative close in age. We used to live together. First when I came to live with them. I had hots for her when we were in high school. We then lived together for brief periods of time. The only thing I ever got were nudes from her phone. They hold me over. How could I make nonchalant mode. I always envisioned her. It getting enough from her boyfriend and just getting curious about how good I could probably fuck her. Anyways, I haven't gotten anymore nudes lately

I have a huge crush on several of my hot straight friends and badly wanna see them get fucked in front of me

>isnt really green text worthy
Nigger, you know that's a lie. When has a "I bag a 13 year old on the regular" ever not been greentext worthy?

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Best friend and wife fighting a lot lately

Fantasize she comes to me for and rides my dick off into the night

Mmmrrrr that ass though

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>nudes from her phone
What are you waiting for? Post away.

My boyfriend is very jealous and asks me if I talk to other guys.

I keep saying no because I only focus on him.But he still talks to his ex as if they're good friends.
I don't care anymore, I want him to get so attached until I'm sure a break up will break his heart.

I hate that he's still talking to his ex and says he has feelings for him.