>Girlfriend is having a ladies night >You're not concerned - she's your girlfriend! >"Have fun! Call me later!" >A few hours pass - you haven't heard from her >You're worried >Meanwhile, Chad is likely fucking that fresh college pussy >3:00am hits and you get a call - "user! She's really sick! Come to her dorm!" >Rush to her dorm only to find this
What do, Sup Forums? Will you clean her up, even though she likely got fucked by Chad and even though she demonstrated no self-discipline whatsoever? Or do you act like a sexist and leave? The choice is yours.
drag her back to my dorm and eat the shit and play with it.
Elijah Long
Stop being a cuck and just dump the bitch, if you can put the shit in her mouth.
Michael Taylor
This
Carter Hughes
Help her the best I can so nobody can blame me for being a "jerk" when finding out I suddenly bailed on her. Next day calmly break up with her, cut off all contact with her. Easy and simple.
Isaiah Watson
Are you a girl or guy in this scenario?
Parker Rivera
If your a girl, film 2girls 1 cup remake featuring a passed out participant.
Juan Garcia
You're a guy - but I don't see how being a girl would make a difference.
Also, homosexuality is for fucking faggots and degenerates.
Nathan Richardson
=PROFIT
Ethan Perry
scoop up the feces, proceed to freeze it and put her to bed. then in the morning when she wakes up i will toss frozen pieces of her own shit at her slut face.
Caleb Torres
Frankly?
I'd ignore the call at 3AM. She's having a girl's night. And if she's that fucking drunk she won't remember. And if she shit herself, ain't no way I want to wipe her ass and clean her up. Do I give a fuck if she's fucking Chad? Nope. For a simple reason. If she shit herself that means she's so far gone I don't want to clean up after her dumb ass anyway.
Colton Foster
Take her phone, Text Chad saying she wants anal at her dorm. Film reactions... Make some poopsicles as stated.
Kayden Turner
Nice b8 m8 r8 8/8
Christopher Parker
place her on her side and lock the door on my way out
Jace Powell
that can't all be her shit, right? if i found someone like that, after checking they weren't dead, i'd probably take a shit on their shit because that would be pretty cash
Elijah Richardson
Lean her up because nobody should have to sleep the night like that, then when she wakes up break up with her and show her the picture and tell her she was a shitty girlfriend
Charles Rodriguez
Leave. She cheated on me then shit on herself. Not sexist just smart no one wants a shitty slut. If anything I'll call Chad to come take care of her.
Isaac Turner
Would smear the shit up her back, on her hair and on her face.
Andrew Stewart
I'd have a taste of that buttmud
Blake Gray
She wasn't worth it. She was full of shit.
Landon Russell
jesus christ that's a lot of shit whenever i poop it's usually like one short, really dense log that's like 10 lbs of shit wtf the fuck
Luke Scott
not anymore
Eli Scott
>Urination >upon her shitty ass >walk the fuck off like a boss
Pretty easy to clean that shit up. Have none of you ever had a dog?
Dust pan and broom.
She can shower/change/wash when she wakes up.
The rest is hangover detail and dealing with the existence of the photo. Likely she'd never drink like that again.
Cheating didn't happen until proven imo.
Also, her "friends" need to be abandoned.
Brandon Carter
depends on where it is. That place looks pretty public and your unlikely to find a lot of cleaning gear - or a dustpan and brush. I'd get her phone, look through the contacts and call dad/mom. they'll be over in a blink to look after their baby girl. If no one is around and I found her like that, I clean her up enough to give her one up the ass (then call mom/dad) after hot tailing it out of there.