My wife of 5 years left me because she "gets along with her new class mates better than me" so i'm going to thailand...

my wife of 5 years left me because she "gets along with her new class mates better than me" so i'm going to thailand for a few months to fuck my feelings away and take a break from western society in the more rural parts. gona try to get an education visa if i really like it there

anyone been before? i have about 2k usd to live off a month + im also going for a "steroid cation" so im not the typical 60 year old fat sexpat. im in good shape and under 30

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Seriously, be careful. I heard that turning in foreigners looking for underage girls is becoming a cottage industry there

I spent 2k in 2 weeks there!
Seriously though, condoms always. HIV is rampant there.
All the bitches want your money, so have some serious self control.
It will be shocking how easy it is to fuck underage girls there, especially at beach parties. So, BE SUPER FUCKING CAREFUL. Thai police love busting people there for that kind of stuff.
Try the mushroom smoothies.

fuck naw i aint trying to touch an underage girl. Idk how the law works but it should be 16 if you are from US right? It says aoc is 12 there..

nah not gona reduce myself to her level

Kek u gun get sooooooo many anal warts

What's the real reason wife left u? Couldn't you get it up or something?

Just admit that you are gay and really want to get dicked by ladyboys. This is b we don't judge

Just remember that prostitution is not technically legal there. Cops will fuck with you if you're being an ass about it. That said...paying the ticket on the spot without having to go to the station is the norm...

jesus man did you get 2 hookers a day? HIV rate says it's only 1.3% for all population, up to 3% for female sex workers

chance ot get hiv from vagina sex is almost impossible as a man

normally i wouldnt care about strapping up but my entire marriage i had ot pull out because she couldn't "handle" birth control, and i held off getting snipped because we wanted kids eventually. I want to cream pie some thai sluts and disappear before they find out they are pregnant. only way im continuing my genetics at this rate since it took me 3 years to trust my wife enough, and she ended up leaving anyway

I think his wife left him because he under 30 and only has 2k to his name

You dont need to actually be doing it for them to say you did.

we fought a lot near the end, and it usually had ot do with her not giving me any sex/affection b/c she was busy

but then she turns around and goes hang out with her school friends for a few hours several days a week, then comes home and i can't even talk to her because shes busy with homework

then somehow uses me being pissed im ignored as justification for ending it lol

she also says "her personality changed" and is "no longer quiet/introverted around her friends" but its only because she started taking these amphetamines from the doctor every day lol

Sucks bro, I seriously hope u don't have kids

> a month in passive income
> reading comprehension

yea i know cops are dirty there but whats the usual payoff? im guessing it doesnt help learning thai?

i watched tim sharky's shenanigans with the police there

500 - 1000 baht. Try not to carry too much on you...they'll take what they can get. They don't want the hassle of a prolonged shake down. Much more westerners to harass and make moneys from.

I partied a lot. 2 with me at all times. Keeping them drunk ads up.

I dunno about that HIV rate. Even THEY are scared and usually insist you use a condom for PinV sex. They are more lenient for blowjobs.

As far as AoC ( i saw it mentioned in another comment) you are bound by the laws of your home country, even in another country. Regardless of what their law says, if you are American, the AoC for you is 18 in their country. That's how they bust people that are ignorant to that fact.

Holy Puberty Queen!

yup. This advice is good.

Demand two dorror sucky sucky
Love Long Time usually costs a bit more

what about states where it's 16? just goes off the baseline of 18 at the fed level im assuming. I might just try to find temporary girlfriends, i put tindr on bangkok and 80% of the goodlooking girls swiped me back and was interested in meeting when i got there lol. I just want a cheap tour guide that fucks me though. I plan on hitting hte phillipines and maybe a few other places while im there.

gotcha. i've lived in the ghetto before, just keep my cash spread out hidden in socks and different pockets. I won't be wondering the streets at 2 am too much so im not too worried.

been 14 times in the past 10 years. bangkok, pattaya and phucket AMA

chime in on police corruption, women(relationshps), hookers, how it's changed over the years, american/english universities there if you know anyhting about them, any surrounding countries besides PI worth visiting, and would you live there short term (3-5 years) if you could? Thinking about an education visa and using my GI bill

It is getting tough for the dirty old men here in Thailand. Cambodia is the place for the underage brigade.

OP is a massive cuck

police corruption exists, but ive only seen natives bribe police mainly for driving offences. ive never done anything to piss anyone off, but i would never attempt it myself incase it went south.
cant talk much about relationships, but a few of my work colleagues have tried it with thai girls and it always went bad. one was a bar girl that promised she would not whore herself if he would send her cash. the dopey cunt sent £300 every 14 days. he decided to pay her a surprise visit after a few months and she is still working at the same bar fucking tourists. she did manage to deck out her apartment with his money though.
continuing.......

I don't know what all this BS is about the age of consent being that of your home country. Probably some Yank crap where they try to control you even if you are abroad.
I have lived here (Thailand) for pushing 15 years and I can tell your categorically that the age of consent is 15. However, it's muddy for the reasons you can read about here.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Asia#Thailand
Basically, you are safe if a partner is 18 and up, and also girls under 20 who work in a bar can't go with a customer (in theory). The law is murky here and you had better err on the side of caution.
PS Don;t forget if you go with a ho, you don't just pay for the short time or long time session, but you also pay a bar fine (could be anything from 500 baht to 1,500 if it's an expensive bar) but you will also have to pay for the hotel, all her drinks (and her friends who will freeload from an easily spotted newbie).
Ask me anything. I've done it all (well, most of it).

over the years the place has become heavily westernised. as the pound and the dollar got weaker the thai baht got stronger. the first visit to thailand i was about 16 and got 90THB to 1GBP. now you will be lucky to get 50. the last time i was there was three years ago (due to work commitments) they cater mainly to the russians as they spend the most money. i use to visit to buy fake goods and resell them in the UK, but since the prices have risen, theres not a large enough profit margin to make it worth while. adverts on the streets in pattaya are in russian first then german then english.
Ive got no info about universities im afraid
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Mate, I chuckled when I read that. When I first arrived here I used to go to a bar on Koh Samui where one girl had FOUR guys on that scam.
She had 4 different sim cards, one for eah. They were given times when to call and on what number. She had three of them sending her 100,000 baht a month and one sending 15,000. So she was making 45 grand a month from 4 idiots and still selling herself in the bar. Don't fall for it. As we cal bar girls here - 'snakes with tits' and that's a pretty good description.

>As far as AoC ( i saw it mentioned in another comment) you are bound by the laws of your home country, even in another country. Regardless of what their law says, if you are American, the AoC for you is 18 in their country. That's how they bust people that are ignorant to that fact.
source that up because that sounds like major bullshit

if I go to a foreign country I have to respect the local laws and am no longer bound by the laws of my homecountry. If that weren't true we'd be having murricans running around with assault rifles in Germany.

Whoops, butterfingers. She had 3 guys sending her **TEN THOUSAND baht each, not 100k as I mis-typed.

thats a pretty easy living though. although shes a fucking whore she makes more than most families in the US make without putting in any real effort. if you were a hot thai girl would you do the same? or try to get a real job

>So she was making 45 grand a month from 4 idiots and still selling herself in the bar.
girls whoring themselves out gives me such a raging boner

whats the fucking point of going then. any other good countries?

I have heard that going to cambodia and vietnam is like visiting thailand in the 80's-90's so it may be worth checking out
finally, punting.
theres the brothels/ massage parlors. these are usually great. get a soapy massage its amazing. the more pricey ones have girls that are tested regularly. bar girls are usually what i went for. you sit at a bar she serves you drinks, play jenga, connect 4, pool and other stupid games. if you like her you have to pay a bar fine, which varies in price dependent on the bar owner and where the bar is situated. be prepared to pay more for a girl on the main strip than a back road girl. then you pay her fee and possibly a hotel fee as well if shes spending the night
finally are the freelancers, these are the street girls they are the cheapest and most likely to have super-aids i stay away from these lot. they consist of all walks of life. thai's indians africans Burmese. ive seen videos on pornsites of guys fucking these girls bareback. i dunno what goes through their head

personally, after 2 weeks im sick of the place. so i wouldnt advise a long term stay but thats my opinion. as others and see what they say

I've been to Thailand twice. I prefer the massage parlours instead of bar girls or picking up off the street. The price is reasonable and agreed on up front, no haggling, tip at your discretion. My favourite place lined up about 15 girls for me to choose from, I picked 2 and it was great.

The info about corrupt cops sounds about right in this thread. Pattaya is pretty fun if you want to hit the go-go bars. I basically got sexually assaulted by a group of whores on my way to the bar there...pretty sure they were trying to pickpocket me as well, but I keep my wallet in the front pocket and I had my hand on it while they groped me. Was fun really as we were drinking...not sure how many of them had dicks.

Sorry, let me be more specific. You cannot pay for sex with a minor (under 18) in another country.

If you find yourself a 14 year old girlfriend and the law allows 14, then you are good.

My statement was under the assumption we were talking about paying for women for sex.

Why do you think there are so many whores in Thailand? They make about 100,000 a month as a whore if they have a string of stupid gullible guys sending them cash monthly and fuck a few more each week. Joes come here on a 2 or 3 week holiday and the women make sure they hook up with a noob sand persuade the guy to take them on a holiday elsewhere in Thailand so they get a free holiday, all their food, their brains fucked out and a hefty whack in their back pocket at the end of the time.
No contest against working in a 7/11 for 8 to 10 grand a month for someone fresh out of school. Even a girl with a degree will only start on about 15 k a month.

1. You always had that ex you couldn't shake off. You talked to her throughout the entire relationship. I should have known better when you mentioned her weight when you supposedly stopped talking to her.

2. Ever since you started working at that tech job you turned into an asshole. The way you argued with me and everyone else was fucking ridiculous. Talking people down doesn't make you right.

3. You completely stopped taking care of yourself. I spent so long try to stay in shape, upgrading my wardrobe, and watching make up tutorials to make you proud and you did absolutely nothing for yourself.

I still had feelings for you in the end but fighting all the time and no love really showed me how venomous our relationship was. I still think about how you and you ex talked about how she should visit you and sing to you while I'm muted on Skype.

>If you find yourself a 14 year old girlfriend and the law allows 14, then you are good.
My statement was under the assumption we were talking about paying for women for sex.

Ha! You should be so lucky as to get yourself a schoolgirl of 14. They are all fucking their male classmates.

i wish, then i'd be pissed/disgusted enough to not care about her anymore if i knew for sure

well yeah i wouldn't go for a bar girl, and ofc would have to be very wary. I'd probably only try my luck with some university girls or if they have some kind of good job there.

I hope I don't have to resort to bar girls, hopefully i'd be able to grab day-time freelancers. maybe go to one of the "blowjob bars" once to see if they are really skilled, since i "bodybuild" i'm sure i'll be at the massage places pretty often

yeah that's what I hear. It's really depressing because i would go to PI or some other country instead of it wasn't for the fact that steroids are decriminalized there and some pharmas sell it over the counter. I will visit PI and see if i can pay a doctor to give me a script of testosterone or something, maybe that will change my plans. At the least I need a TRT dose of test. Really though paying 50$ for short time isn't even much cheaper than in the US depending where you live, although I'm sure the girls are more attractive on average than what you'd get here for that price. I see decent looking girls on backpage offering 60$ specials for 20 minutes though

and i know it sounds weird, but i'm of the few that would actually prefer "long time", having her straighen up around my place and waking up to a blowjob / having someone to spoon even if it is a whore.

you have to follow both laws technically, and whichever one says "DON'T" supersedes. although it's kind of weird drug laws and stuff don't apply, but i think its just all gray area and they will pop you if they feel like it

if i had to guess, central america countries/brazil, vietnam, cambodia

really sketchy in some of those places though.. infrastructure sucks

>Pattaya is pretty fun if you want to hit the go-go bars. I basically got sexually assaulted by a group of whores on my way to the bar there...pretty sure they were trying to pickpocket me as well

Those 'girls', my friend, were the dreaded Pattaya ladyboys. You don't want to mess with them, seriously.

I'm gonna jump in here. I'm thinking of moving to Chiang Mai for a long term trip. I'm not really into the whores so much, but I know it's damn near impossible not to get pussy in Thailand. Does anyone know if Chiang Mai is chill for US expats?

im actually into ladyboys but i wouldn't touch those with a 10 foot pole. something like 1 in 8 have hiv

i only hope thats the case for fat, ugly, old creepers and it's a bit different for a 175lb sub 10% bf 28 year old

yes im looking forward to this at least a few times a month, i just hope they actually know how to give a massage

i might country hop a bit while im there, tickets seems pretty cheap (100-150$) to decide where and if i want to settle somewhere for a education visa

It seemed like it was all in good fun and we were pretty much out in the open, so I didn't feel threatened...but, again, drinking so maybe I dodged a bullet without knowing it.

its really popular with "digital nomad expats", so i'm sure its fine. when are you going?

> (You)
>yes im looking forward to this at least a few times a month, i just hope they actually know how to give a massage

My experience was that you either got a really good massage and nothing else, or a meh massage and everything else. Limited experience though...shopping around I bet you'll find both.

It won't be for a few years. I just retired from the military. My son has 3 more years to go before graduation. I'd heard the same thing about "digital nomads" in Chiang Mai and it being very western with alot of expats. That's why I've been looking at it. It's either going to be there or the Philippines for me to settle down. I lived in Korea for a year, so I'm familiar with Asian culture and such. I loved it while I was there. I live somewhat near Detroit though and I'm sure you can understand why I wanna GTFO of here. Asia seems comfy.

im chubby, will i be able to pick or or am i gona have to fuck a hooker

Sup Forumsro, all Asian girls will throw themselves at you. I'm the post above you. I'm not even a great looking guy and I'm getting older and I had NO PROBS getting laid. If you go out, they will come to you.

from my research as long as you live away from manila, get a phil girlfriend to do the shopping(cheaper) it's pretty comfy there. only costly if you want western food/grocheries all the time

most of my diet is rice/noodles/beans/chicken/eggs so living in asia wouldn't effect me much. I'm sure ill start craving burgers eventually though


thailand is only better if you value the infrastructure and better internet

Oh.. and the whole unpredictable president PI has now that pledged allegiance to china and wanted to cut US ties.. that can be a problem eventually

>I hope I don't have to resort to bar girls, >hopefully i'd be able to grab day-time >freelancers.
The day time women are the worst, hanging around on the footpaths along Sukhumvit Road around the Nana bar area touting for johns. They are the real no-hopers, the junkies, the dispossessed, the skanks. If you are going to fuck a prostitute (because that is what they are, whether on the street or in a bar) then at least go to a bar where, if you get robbed or whatever, at least you can try to find the bitch who slipped a couple or more Rivotril in your drink and fucked off with your wallet, all your cash and cards, passport, iPhone, laptop, whatever.
Let me tell you right now, if you come to Thailand, or go to the Phills or Vietnam, it will be the same. You won't speak the language, the only place you will be able to speak English will be in the bars, you will die from lack of human contact if you don't go to a bar just for company (because you WILL get lonely, and also probably brood on your wife) and that's what EVERY foreigner who comes here does at the start. It will take a minimum 6 months to learn the ropes, believe me, and 2 years is better.

>maybe go to one of the "blowjob bars" once to >see if they are really skilled,
They are, believe me, they are. They'll have your cum out of you and off out the door in less than 10 minutes. I used to go to Lolita's in Bangkok (Sukhumvit soi 8, 50 yards up on the right). I got pally with a few of the nicer girls and noticed when I sat outside with them that when one of them went inside with a customer there was a lot of laughter, looking at watches etc. I asked what was up and they said they timed each other to see who could get the job done in the shortest time. They only get 40% of the blowjob fee so they want to get as many sucks in a night as possible.
It's a business to them and you are just another job they have to do. If you want love in Thailand, buy a puppy.
More later.

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>... and some pharmas sell it over the counter. I >will visit PI and see if i can pay a doctor to give >me a script of testosterone or something,
Try PI if you want, but you can get 250 ml ampoules of testosterone enanthate here in Thailand over the counter in most of the pharmacies in the lower Sukhumvit area between soi 3 and 19. It costs about 160 baht an amp. If you're a Yank, that's about $4.50 a pop.

If I did want to get a waifu over there, would my best bet be a PI girl from outside the big cities? I'm kinda hoping yes. I was friends with alot of Fils in the mil and even the ones straight outta the PI. Very talented. Most of the girls could speak 3-4 languages at least. So, no Thai waifu? Just PI waifu? Expat waifu? Die bachelor swimming in young pussy? Thoughts from the experts please.

you mean fucking for free?

hmm i hope i don't get addicted. a good blowjob is my weakness. wonder if it's possible to make friends with them and get it cheaper as a regular outside of the bar


also how easy is it to make western friends that stay there, and also aren't weird old guys? I get what you mean by having to go to the bars to find english speakers to bullshit. I'd like to start taking thai lessons as soon as i decide to stay there long term, but looking at the other asian countries that are options it seems like thailand is the best bet. Wish PI was a litttle nicer and had more relaxed pharma laws i would go there instantly since they speak english

yea that's honestly the bigger factor making me pick thailand is the OTC stuff

definitely PI is the best bet from what ive read. english speaking means a better chance at a real connection, they are more open to westerners because they have less tourists, and less chance of them demanding you to pay off their family for the rest of your life to be with them

You'll bump into a Yank about every 10 yards or so in Chiang Mai. Got plenty of money? It can get expensive in touristy places like that. The Northern Thai girls can be fucking gorgeous. Pic related.

I'll refer to myelf as milfag to avoid confusion with our experienced travelers. Yes, free if you want. Easy to pay for it. Free comes along too because they want to marry you. Well, in my case at least. This may be in part due to them wanting a GI to take them to America. White men are seen as wealthy and offer security for them. That's why I'm even asking the waifu question on here because I'm so certain of it.

keep in mind though that PI has shit interent, shit infrastructure, and if its rural probably won't be able to even get american media/tv

Guess what, welcome to the western shit-hole of the world. USA, Aus, and almost certainly the UK (because what cuck laws don't they go after with a hardone) have created legislation that says it is illegal for their citizens to go on a "Sex Vacation" where they visit other countries to have sex with minors.

So that means if you are a US/Aus citizen and go to Thailand and get a 14yo girlfriend, you have broken the law in your home country and will go to prison to get ass-raped as a pedophile by hairy beef-cakes doing life sentences.

Sucks major dick. But it's legit these days.

>i only hope that's the case for fat, ugly, old >creepers and it's a bit different for a 175lb sub >10% bf 28 year old
Bwahahahaha! You have a lot to learn. You are fresh meat, just what they want, and and believe me if you are also into ladyboys, be prepared to slink back to Amerifagland very broke indeed within 6 months.

she's endearing, but i wouldn't say gorgeous. still miles ahead of most masculine western women though


also I can't help but think about how my children would look breeding with these women. I feel like im going ot have a hard time not going "oooo u rikey dis" type accent when they try talking to me in shitty english

I was thinking about getting the PI waifu, also keeps whores off of me and speaks other Asian languages for translation, and going back to Thailand or Vietnam with her. I am aware that she'll probably want to send a welfare check to her family. I'm gonna be riding on about $3k USD/mth, so I'm not too concerned. I'll live like a god over there on that kinda money.

Hummm she looks a little mature for a 11 year old

If this is true . Please Yellowstone end usa already

> if i want to settle somewhere for a education
> visa
If you want an education visa and you are into martial arts as well as your bodybuilding, then you can enrol in a Muay Thai school. Loads of them in the net, a very good one in the Khaosan Road area. They can help you get an education visa to learn the sport. There are many farangs (foreigners) who do that.
Google muay thai Bangkok for a start

sauce on pic

maybe so, but im frugal and paranoid. Im not expecting to find love there but i also dont' like being alone and the power vacuum that exists between western female - male relationships.

at least if im paying them i know what im getting instead of the west where you slowly get beaten down over the years

You were lucky. If you are EVER accosted by a bunch of girls' in Pattaya, get out quick.
I once had the contents of my wallet removed and it was still in my pocket, who the fuck knows how. Luckily it was only about 400 baht. t. They will gang up all around you, distract you and the skilled one will get whatever he/she can.

You mean pretentious showy-off hipster types who sit in Starbucks over a single coffee getting free wifi showing their MacBook off to people while talking loudly on their I-fuckthe fuck off phone.

interesting. I would like to do muay thai there, ive never been into martial arts in the states but seems like a good time to try it.

But i honestly want to go to a american university there as I have the GI bill to pay for it

thats what sucks, there are so many dialects/languages in asia. I'm op and also was milfag but i got out on medical so i have disability + gi bill to support myself there and a decent nest egg of savings just in case

Godspeed user, Thailand is a gorgeous country. You maybe going there for girls and fresh air but you'll stay for the food, as long as you don't mind spicy stuff.

It's true. Google sex vacation legislation.
US district attorneys go after it pretty zealously in some states too.
All it takes is your jealous ex, or a moral 'friend' to spill the beans once to the wrong person, and then all of a sudden you have an investigation opened against you.

One guy I knew from college got fucking banhammered because of these laws. He was somewhere near Milan last time I heard, he can never come back to the US unless he wants to risk going to prison...

A friend said he was trying to naturalise in some asian country with a gf/wife so that he can renounce his US citzenship.

im sure. its a bunch of bloggers/vegan types that do these digital nomad lifestyles

sucks for the rest of us that just want to escape the western bullshit. if it wasnt' for the steroids being "legal" i'd go to another asian country.. im too scared to go to central america with the gangs and HIV how bad they are

America has become the laughing stock of the planet now, they pull shit yet yet nsa sweeps the entire planets privacy?

Fucking disgraceful

thanks family, and im from the south so pic related

Your and idiot going to die from that low quality juice

source on pic?

OP I'm currently in Thailand (isaan) and been here for 14 months now. How long do you plan on staying? You will get a 1 month tourist visa in the airport which you can renew by leaving the country and coming back, but if you do that a few times they will not let you back in. Renew the visa at an immigration office costs 1900 baht, that will get you another month. You can then renew it again for 2 months at the same price, after that I don't know . They're cracking down on tourist visas and being real bastards about it.

Pattaya is best bang for your buck. Avoid walking street as it's the most expensive area. $2000 is not that much for a month you could easily spend it in a week. Especially if it includes accommodation, where do you plan on staying? Only take the women to short time hotels and don't carry a lot of cash. Don't fucking sleep with them in your hotel room shit will go missing. Remember all the bar girls are prostitutes and they're safer than freelancers. There's a lot of guns floating about over here and remember that if you get in an argument. I've never borrowed a car off someone that didn't have a gun in the glove box

Most importantly if you wouldn't buy a rental car don't fall in love with a prostitute

best advice in thread

whats wrong with her teeth?

Braces

i don't know what's worse, the religious zealots that want to ban everything

the feminists that want to ban everything

or X group demanding some kind of law giving them special rights

you don't die from oil, but it could cause infection sure. I use bathtub brewed shit from the US right now and it's fine. If i can find some bayer out there i'd be happy. else i'll have to get a script somehow

Yeah as opposed to just having special rights by being born white and male for 250 years...so unfair these whiners. Amirite?

She sounds like your typical school slut who thinks that she's better than you now that she's getting an education. Her friends are probably encouraging her to whore around. You're better off without her and she'll realize what she's missing when she finds out that she can't land a rich trust fund baby Chad douchebag.

She was a lovely girl, turned 17 she told me. That could be anything from 14 up, but I checked her ID (make sure you do if you come) and she was.That's not the best pic I have of her, just the first one I found.
Anything is better than this type of Western woman. Get a good Thai woman and you are made. Get a bad one and you'll lose the lot.

>chance ot get hiv from vagina sex is almost impossible as a man

Holy shit I hope you really believe that because you're getting aids.

wut

im jsut going to hotel hop in the 20-30$ a night hotels while i figure things out. I saw you can get apartments for pretty cheap. I live off of 2k easily in los angeles... idk how you say you can't do that there when rent is 1/8th the price.

Yea i get if you party every night and fuck girls every night but i live pretty simply.

I plan on staying initially 1 month to see if i want to apply for education visa and go to college at the american schools there, and from that point it just depends how long i still enjoy it.

what is your cost of living and how do you blow through so much money? how old are you? why do you live way out in the rural, retired?

Or dude was a boring piece of shit she settled for and she realized what a mistake she made. Probably more likely because let's face it, he's posting to Sup Forums about going to whore around in Thailand.

That money is about 105,000 baht a month. Not bad, but if you start whoring it, the money will soon go. Don't rent a fancy apartment for 50k a month in some tourist area, don't go pizzaing or burgering it every night. Eat local, on the street, drink Thai beer (it's as bad and Amerifag piss anyway) and watch and learn.
Jeez this is like talking to my son

you are under 30 and had a wife for 5 years? you must be really, REALLY stupid

I checked her ID. She was 17, which is what she told me. Wouldn't fuck me either. One of the truthful ones.

So as a citizen of a country where AoC is 15 i can go to the US and fuck your 15yo sister legally ?

I'm talking about actual, "shit nigger what are you doing" level of spicy. These guys eat their pineapple slices with sugar and chili powder.

ya cause only whites were imperialists through history amirite

cause being white in a non-white country isn't a disadvantage amirite

cause a rich black kid should get affirmative action over a impoverished white kid amirite

Thanks, dad. I plan to live a simple minimalist life and eat local food. I pretty much plan to live in a hotel sized room and travel around. Maybe get an online income going. I'm planning to be a digital nomad. Think along the lines of Travis Kraft, but uglier, older, and less popular.

I think if your wife is too busy to spend time with you cuz she's doing homework the most important thing to take away from this ordeal is don't marry 10 year olds you sand African American

>drink Thai beer (it's as bad and Amerifag piss anyway
I'll fight you.
Chang Export is the shit.