How do you cross your legs, Sup Forums? American-style or European-style?

How do you cross your legs, Sup Forums? American-style or European-style?

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I am an American.
youtube.com/watch?v=684n8FO68LU

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euro style is for girls, but i still do it

I'm too fat to do either of those, so in order to avoid crushing my balls, I sit like this.

european style, those guys saying that their dick is too big to do that are lying

If you're too fat for the second pic, see a doctor ASAP.

the European style crushes my nuts and the American style pinches my leg nerves

American-style. With your arms crossed it makes you look like a massive asshole.

American style, I was literally taught growing up that only women and gay men sit the other way

I always do the "american" style. It is just more comfortable.

European style is literally for women and gays.

American style.
I think i cant do european style bc im fat.

"American-style"

I guess american style.

euro style is a bit gay 2bh

Wew i'm not a special snowflake

Lebanese Style

*lays down across 3 seats and plays loud techno on my phone*

wew lad

I'm too much of a fat fat to sit as per Figure 79, on the left. Squishes the old testicles a tad too much for comfort.

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both

Euro style.

American style would be seen here as something a super asshole would pull.

What man sits like the guy to the left? That is how you know if someone is gay.

what a gay man might look like

Only girls and gays cross legs, real men squat.

Girls squat to piss, real men handstand.

i don't

Canadian here, looking for a Sup Forumsak to marry for permanent residency in the US

I dont cross my legs thats gay regardless of gender

I don't cross my legs at all since I'm a lanklet

I don't cross my legs.

I don't sit down.

I float in mid-air.

I dont have legs.

This. I'm not flexible enough to do American style anyways.

>people who get sexually insecure about the way someone crosses their legs

God, his taste in pants cuts is atrocious. That's not a boot cut anymore, you can fit an entire shoe store in the opening.

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American style is for people who are too fat to cross their legs

>European style is for people who skip leg day

Ftfy
Swole AF desu

American

European is bad for balls

I have balls
So, the second one.

My dad always told me the way on the left is for women

Like this but my right knee is lower than my left.

American style

The standard style is for women

So pull them up, faggot.

Ugh
Mines are way too big.
Ableist much?

American style. Only women and faggots do the other one.

None, basic etiquette forbids sitting that way.

>billionaire
>cant buy fitting pants

European style crushes your balls and dick. They're not lying you just have a small package

European style but I'm a femme boy so it's kind of fitting

I always sit like its 1991. Ebin

Good strong legs don't have to be big.

You guys try to look bulky, not to be strong

American

Slight manspread

American style.

European style is for women and men with wide hips and small junk (women)

The only reason you can't do european style is because your a fat fuck whose thighs belong on a woman.

Prove me wrong.

I'm physically incapable of crossing my legs, always have been.

Depending on the size of your testicles and leg bone structure, you cannot make european cross legs. I can't.

I'm sitting in American style right now or whenever I'm wearing pants.

Dick is too big for European style

Definitely do it American style

American style.

That or stretch my legs out and cross them at the ankles.

Wow cool le manspreading bro so red pilled xD

Why don't you fuck off back to r/The_Donald or Sup Forums?

Are you okay?

wat

Both, as well as

American of course. You must have really small balls/dick if you can do the European one.

It might hurt at first but you get used to it.

Okay but why would you WANT to kf it hurts and the American style is just better suited?

I don't cross my legs, I cross my ankles

Honestly I started doing it because sometimes I felt like I could be making someone uncomfortable by showing them my soles, but after doing this once every few days it just started to feel absolutely normal.

>Honestly I started doing it because sometimes I felt like I could be making someone uncomfortable by showing them my soles
When I read shit like this, I'm glad I'm American.

Cuck

I guess the american position. Mainly because, you know... ballls..

Are Sam and Max fun?

I feel the same way, my shoes are nasty as fuck. That's why I only ever cross when it's out of the way and not pointing directly at someone.

Whatever you say, Ahmed.

I thought muslims were supposed to be impolite animals. Which is it, Cletus?

Yes, Ahmed. People's problems with Muslims is that they're impolite. Not any of the other things actually talked about.

Oh wait...

I'm going to end this conversation, it's not leading anywhere worthwhile.

Mine too.

Feel free to leave the country while you're at it.

Why do Americans feel the need to make up non-existent differences between themselves and Europeans all the time? Honest question. If you were reduced in population and area and tugged to the coast of Portugal everybody would think of you as a European country.

Inshallah my friend ;)

I'll take that as a "no."

I cross my feet at the ankles and then suck my dick

inherent inferiority complex due to the lack of any and all national characteristics

Same reason brits do.
Hubris.

we don't do that though, it's 95% a joke, just like when you guys call yourself non-white. People just tend to use the terms "Europe" and "EU" interchangeably so it might come off that way (i.e. "we're leaving Europe")

If you want an example of a European country that denies its own identity because of hubris just look over your eastern border.

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/3776970/Arab-culture-the-insult-of-the-shoe.html
It's the same in middle east

we're all already aware, because of this incident 10 years ago

Look at the way he dodges that shit. How can Arabs even compete?

Best point and click adventure comedy game ever made desu

only girls cross their legs so people can't see their clam, real men sit straight and manspread taking as much space as posible.

>not bending your dick into your boipucci

Indian style.