/cum/ - Canada, United States, and Mexico

Tiddies edition

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cuck

Recycling this first

new op please.

I don't care for how lewd this is , okay?

gf just taped this to a nuclear missile and launched it into my house

SAVE ME

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71369679
>recycling /brit/ "gimmicks"
Fuck off.

DON'T BRING ME DOWN

youtube.com/watch?v=gcroTw04i-w

>new movie about Johnny Cash, Elvis, and Jerry Lee Lewis coming out
>it shows all 3 stealing everything they know from balcks

it's kind of true

finally, a real true story movie

we're moorish people black???

some

When your entire existence revolves around comparing yourself favorably to others based on color skin. Sad! Many such cases.

>we're

>yurostinks

who pierogies here

english isn't my first language desu

eyyyyyy

Are you the Ukrainian guy?

Das it mane

please send

>tfw diagnosed with avoidant personality disorder as well as severe depression and anxiety

Just get in the fucking robot.

NOOOOO REEEE I HATE ANIME NOW

Doubt that subtitle is real.

it is 100% real, but still a meme

I can hardly imagine the otaku rage over that.

*pokes dead /cum/*

*yawns*

my sister got drunk as fuck and fell asleep on the sidewalk and went to the ER at 3 am
So annoying and worrying, I thought maybe she had got into a car crash or some shit. Christ

Becoming a big fan of Dolan Drumpf

My brother got into a car with a drunk driver. Ended up flipping the truck and he was ejected. Had to have his knee reconstructed. Ruined his military career. At least he didn't die. Good guy.

Is she hot though?

The real question.

I hate that shit. Worst thing is when you call them and they don't react and then get upset that you're pissed.

She's not ugly but not hot either, sorry

I'm a solid 7 man myself.

I am sick of meaningless sex. I want a girlfriend to love and be with. A genuine life partner.

Blah blaj fucking nlah. Frogpsting faggot.
Sob uncontrollably about the slight achr in your side next womt you?

dumb frog poster

>Some with this disorder may fantasize about idealized, accepting, and affectionate relationships, due to their desire to belong. They often feel themselves unworthy of the relationships they desire, so they shame themselves from ever attempting the relationship

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it's time

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>"""punks""""
>literally just liberals
fucking ironic

anybody here have the beats solo 2's or sennheiser urbanite headphones? I got a question

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>beats

youtube.com/watch?v=veKsxNFatYo

the solo 2's are supposed to be decent though
all I want is something that I can wear while laying on my side

>Geschussen eines Elefanten

Just get some JBLs instead

The answer is always "not the beats."

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this thread is going so fast no one will notice that I think Jotaro is a good jojo

how 2 be psychologist:
1. describe patient
2. put description in frnot of "personality disorder"

What the fuck is a Jotaro?

jbl? the wrestler guy?

True, especially psychotherapists.

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I was expecting a dick or gore
Was that supposed to be scary? Lol

>not knowing basic memes
Meme U. Freshmen, amirite?

>Multisim is a good SPICE program
-Hitler

eating this rn

Childhood is a joke

pic related

fuck, man

Childhood is pretty cool

I thought you guys watched anime to escape reality, not relive it

I miss my childhood
A lot

Why the HECK is it raining in Culiacan

if dubs i'm calling a hooker

If singles I'm calling a hooker for him

what an awesome fucking shot

idk why did southern "lmao no water" cali get a tropical storm

if i went to a psychologist, i'd probably get diagnosed with avoidant personality disorder and social anxiety, too

instruments in hip hop yes or no

I'd like you to show me hip hop without instruments.

>never heard of avoidant personality
>take test to see if I have it
>strongly suggests I do

>take test

>not white
>hanging out with 'liberal white woman'
>"I am taking a women's study course next semester!"
>"Trump is SUCH an idiot"
>"Abortion is a woman's CHOICE"
>"I don't like non-whites that much"
>me: w-what
>"I just think they should all be separate. we can hang out though"
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

things that would literally never happen

i cannot make this shit up. she just gives me a pass cause i'm part asian

she mocks how black people speak in public and I nervously tell her to keep it down

It means you are ugly

i don't understand la

What should I do /cum/?

I go to cc and applied to transfer out this fall. However, I only got into one uni out of the 4 I applied (all CSU's cus im poor).

Heres the thing, I didn't get into the one I wanted to go because of my low gpa.

Outside of kms, what should I do? Wait out until fall of this year to reapply or just go to the uni I got into?

I'm turning 25 this year and I'm overdue to get my bachelors.

what degree? why do you want that specific uni? does it have good opportunities that will better allow you to secure your future than the one you were accepted into?

cocaine is a hell of a drug

my.mixtape.moe/pbobet.webm

None of it really matters. Get your degree, make some connections, and get a job.

aaw he sounds sick :(

I got accepted for EE.


I wanted to go to SJSU because silicon valley recruits a lot of their workforce from there, but I got my application withdrawn.

I think it would make it easier to get internships from SJSU too since the one I got accepted too seems to be a hard place to get internships at.

Fuck i'm such an idiot. Shouldn't have dropped out of school years ago. That shit demolished my gpa.

I'm waiting to hear from SDSU, but I'm not sure if I want to move all the way down there.

Are you generally traveling or driving?

youtu.be/EH5xfKf8Zmo

*floats towards your shore*

>need a piss
>normally sit down because piss never comes out of my cock normally
>decide to go standing up for once
>comes out fucking sideways
>finish cleaning my piss up off of the floor
>the toilet clogs
>think I've unclogged it
>flush it again
>it overflows
Someone take me out back and shoot me.

You have hypospadias

>urethra on the underside of the penis
T-thats not normal?

depends i guess
i have very mild hypospadias, mostly just a slight curve to my dick when it's hard and an uneven foreskin but i also piss at an angle
learned to live with it though and can adjust for that now

(sitting down is still the sign of upper class)