>one chance at finding love
>born in England
One chance at finding love
Ethan Young
Connor Bailey
You just won the fookin' lott'ry, m8. Now 'ead o'er East, young lad. English men are gods there.
Cooper Thomas
Lots of attractive girls in the UK. Too bad you are a White boy and not Asian.
Kevin Hughes
Take up fly fishing. All the love you'll ever need.
Xavier King
>one chance at finding love
>get shot
Dominic Anderson
>one chance of finding love
>born in finland
>succeed
:^)
Jace Garcia
REEEEEEEEEEE *punches you*
Jackson Thomas
>one chance at finding love
>born myself
Thomas Cox
>One chance at finding love
>Born autistic
Owen Jones
>one chance at finding love
>born in alaska
Jayden Russell
What's wrong with Alaska, lad?
William Sullivan
Nothing, if you find seals ans polar bears sexy.
Aiden Young
not an argument
Henry Thomas
It's not particularly romantic (but I wouldn't mind living in Juneau).
Parker Cruz
Seals are nature's onaholes
Jordan Gutierrez
Why?
Brandon Edwards
Idk, scenery's nice but there's also a lot of rape (highest in the union). It depends what your idea of romantic is.
Hudson Robinson
No, I meant why Juneau in particular? You'd rape too if you lived up here.
Cooper Diaz
Seems the most temperate of major Alaskan cities
Joseph Sanchez
>Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.
t.Cecil Rhodes
What did he mean by this?
Zachary Lewis
...
Ryan Jenkins
t-tell me more please?
William Martin
Alaskans are all 12 ft tall and have three dongs (2 for raping)
Nicholas Kelly
Different time
Easton Martinez
>one chance at finding love
>find it in poo
Alexander Lewis
All good posts that have succeeded in triggering me, I will now bump the thread