/metal/ thread

/metal/ thread

"this kills the nu-male" edition

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Stop listening to music about suicide, death, corruption, depression, betrayal, etc.

Stop consuming and/or creating a demand for art that represents debasement and weakness.

Such evil is the work of cultural saboteurs and the mentally ill.

Reject the narrative of failure. Embrace life, reason and growth.

Reject art that is against you. Embrace art that supports you.

This is not about a particular genre. This is about an attitude.

It is not about a certain contextless sound or listening to the "right" band to appear tough to others on an anime imageboard. It is about not acting like a effeminate, ineffectual, "sensitive" acted-upon who will essentially stand for nothing, not even himself.

Being sensitive to power and glory is no less legitimate than being "sensitive" to the negative emotions. Do not let the outsiders promote the idea that self-loathing and cultural suicide is the moral course.

Blood and soil.

first for Jari

Gojira is literally the only metal artist you need.

Inter Arma is the superior sludge.

What does /metal/ think of Alice in Chains?

Fourth for russian thrash metal/crust punk
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black people can make good metal

No shit

Can someone redpill me on Wintersun?

Can someone give me something like speed metal but with NWOBHM style vocals?

Post the best metal drumming ever

All right, post what you are blastin' right now /metal/?

Lol

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Any new death metal bands that aren't just Death/Entombed clones?

Are Motley Crue buttrock?

How about fertilizer and soil. Jeez, what a hardass.

yep, Ulcerate clones

Childhood is when you idolize doom/black/death metal.
Adulthood is when you realize glam/power metal makes more sense.
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>Stop listening to music about death
>Embrace life
How does one embrace life if not being ready to face death?

y'all have a discord?

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>MSG
Nice

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Daily reminder: Alice Cooper > Ozzy Cuckbourne
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*teleports behind you*
*rapes you*
nothing personnel kid

What time signature is the verse of Master of Puppets in? I could swear that it's three measures of 4/4/ with one measure of 11/16 but people are arguing with me. One asshole even said that it's "alternating 7/8", which si just fucking retarded.

I'd gladly take it for johnny

i do that but i'm no less of a depressed loser so ha!

please gimme some NWOBHM

I love Angel Witch, Grim Reaper, Stormwitch, and Liege Lord, help a recovering nu-male out /metal/

yeah
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nu-male fedora doom/death/black metalcucks fans get out

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Literally the only metal band you should listen to
>Duncan hills coffee jingle
wew lad

is this /metal/ approved?
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What is the AOR of Metal?

it is by post-numales

Can somebody explain the appeal of black metal?
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Edginess that is all it's pretty much Glam's boring mono riff, hookless, edgy cousin

thanks boys

Is 1st wave black metal the ultimate nu-male repellent?

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it's faggot attractant

sure, but you're repelling yourself from good music

I spy a nu-male

every "extreme" metal is for fedora nu-males

if you wanna go full autist it could be

5/4 - 3/4 - 5/4 - 2/4

but it could also be

4/4 - 4/4 - 4/4 - 7/4

idk user, don't overthink this kinda stuff, the metric should be bound by the music and not the other way

t. nu-male in denial

Post nu-male repellents NOW!
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trash

t. the maximus eternal mega-nu-male

kek, try harder faggot

t. "i ironically post garbage and pretend it's good" postmodern hipster nu-male

$uicideboy$ unironically

Aight so my normal fare is stoner doom and prog, and my friend has been exposing me to a lot of prog metal, so what kind of progressive doom can you recommend? I've already listened to Intronaut but they're far more prog than doom. Damn good tho.
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It's Friday night, I guess I shouldn't really be suprised at the state of this thread

>stoner doom
nu-male get out

good stuff

Iron Maiden, Saxon, Samson, Raven, Tank, Quartz, Diamondhead, Satan, Demon, Witchfynde, Elixir, Blitzkrieg, Praying Mantis, Witchfinder General, Tokyo Blade, Vardis, Battleaxe and Tygers of Pan Tang

you should go listen to Metal For Muthas compilation albums good stuff

enjoy

NOTHING'S GONNA STAND IN OUR WAY
NOTHING'S GONNA STAND IN OUR WAY
NOTHING'S GONNA STAND IN OUR WAY
NOT TONIGHT!!
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(yes but don't let the shitters here know)

I don't really have any progressive doom, but if you like Intronaut, I've got some Progressive Stoner you might like.

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The EP (or mini LP if you're a faggot) is the ultimate form of metal manifestation. It carries no space for fillers, pointless ambient passages, fruitless experimentations and boring interludes. It boils down to an explosion of everything great metal has to offer in a very short amount of time.

Prove me wrong faggots.
Protip: you absolutely can not.

but i want twice the amount of songs

>Reject art that is against you. Embrace art that supports you.
This is how echo chambers are born.

genres are for fags. everyone on here will qualify and quant

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Is "Breaking the chains" the best metal song of all history?
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nu-males will try to deny this

Could anyone give me a metal starter kit? The only stuff I've listened to is a few songs by Iron Maiden that I really like, and Animals as Leaders.

wew lad, someone post the numale chart

no this is

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just search NWOBHM and american power metal and try to avoid """"extreme""" metal

If that's the one that contains Alcest please don't. I fucking hate Alcest.

listen to black sabbath, judas priest, motorhead, iron maiden, ect then move chronologically

>no space for fillers
>it's nothing but filler

Aye aye

start listening to full albums
start listening to albums in chronological order
and buy a land

kill yourself

>black sabbath
only dio's black sabbath is good, before dio black sabbath was shit tier hard rock, it wasn't metal

epci....

even if you try to say black sabbath isn't metal, it's still the most essential part of metal canon

Is Primordial a good band?

it was essential only for doom and black metal

is ivan ooze a good villain for a power rangers movie?

...has /metal/ gone too far?

...yes?

contrarians trying to meme contrarians who are actually 12 year olds posing as scaruffi contrarians and pitchfork writers expressing their true feelings instead of their shit reviews

i'm right and i must to be clear: black sabbath was a mistake, without them we will have true heavy metal today, and """""extreme""""" metal would never exist

I can't decide if I should engage you or not.

post comfy deep cuts

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Haha holy shit did Varg listen to Lightning Bolt for the first time?

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nu-males went too far, abort the mission

you do realize extreme metal spawned directly from venom, who sound nothing like black sabbath

>everyone is a numale
>everything is a meme
>every album sucks
>all of metal is a waste
>all music is awful

wow /metal/ has really been obsessed with this nu-male meme and now they're crept into the thread

you guys just go out and try to find the most extreme bands just so they won't call you a nu-male?

venom sounds like a faster black sabbath

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>extreme bands
those bands are nu-male as fuck

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