Best way to show dick to my sister besides jacking off with the door open

>best way to show dick to my sister besides jacking off with the door open
>accidentally send her picture on the phone
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drop towel coming outta bathroom

Take a "nap" on the couch with hard on slipping out of your boxers

how about don't.

Take a shower when you know she is there. Wait until you hear her moving or if your house is configured in a way, make an excuse to cross through the room she is in. Get an erection or strong chub and walk into the room, but act surprised she is there all the while just letting it hang out as you casually apologize and tell her how cute she looks.

my grandparents are also home

one time when i was jerking off i left my door open and she walked past and then she walked past again just after that it seemed like she thought I was jerkin it but she was just making sure
>she definitely saw me stroking my cock
>she wears shorts that are to small so her ass is always out
how wouldyou feel if your sibling accidentally sent you a picture of their dong but it was a nice dong

how about go to your safespace

You mean the one you meant to send to Sierra, not sister? Oh Sierra that's, uh, my friends cousin from England...yeah

put dick over wrist, ask if she wants to see your new watch

well, believe it or not, some people actually have the same names (wow)

Wear loose shorts and no underwear, let it hang to one side

Sleep naked

nice

When I was 8 years old I used to take showers with my 17 year old brother. He would stroke and lick my pussy and I'd suck his cock and swallow his cum. He would sometimes wake me up at night licking my pussy, and I'd sometimes wake him up at night sucking his cock. It all started when he came into the shower when I was in it saying he didn't realize I was there.

tits or gtfo

how old is your sister?

but i cant do that because shes 17 and im 20

you were groomed and molested.
get counseling user

do you still live at home? do you have your own place?

kek

Maybe so, but I enjoyed it all, so don't need counselling.

Hopefully he has someone with the same name as his sister that he should be sending a dick pick to.
"Why would you be sending a picture of your dick to moms 50 year old best friend?!?"
"Sup Forums told me to"

we both live with our grandparents just us and gma and gpa. her room is upstairs though its the whole attic so she's up there a lot. the staircase door is in between my door and my grandparents door and the bathroom, theres this one room where all the rooms like come together the house is a circle it's weird. I wanna just send her a dick pic and then tell her to not open it and it was meant for someone else

don't send pics or leave any evidence, if things get weird you might one day have to explain your actions to others.
just increase the tension, make sure she can see your dick in all it's glory but she must think she is unnoticed.
like after a shower put the towel over you head to dry your hair: she can take a good look.
put a cam on (tablet, laptop, whatever) so you can check wath she did.

Don t.
All girls have seen this trick at least 10 times by the age of 15

maybe you need to get out more and meet some other girls

>silk PJs or boxers Sup Forums
>go commando
>walk around with a semi

do you communicate well? you could ask for her honest advice, girls that age love such shit, tell her you know this girl, she wants a bit more play but you are insecure about your dick and what girls think of it or like to do. she how she reacts, maybe she'll get curious.

*see how she reacts

It s easier than you think
Just show her some funny meme (best if related to her or some old toys you two used to play with) giving her your phone
Obviously the next pic in the gallery should be your dick
80% of the times she will swipe and see it
If not try again
Better if you start doing it without dick pic so you both get accustumed to it (she won t have suspects when you do it with the dick pic and you won t act like the weird sick faggot that you are giving yourself in)

This op. Dont fuck your chance

>also post tactics for taking shower vids
>best cameras etc

she won't be impressed by your dick.
girls that age know that they could see any guy's dick they wanted by just licking their lips and asking.
move along.

if you are trying to think up ways to show your dick to your sister you have a warped sense of reality. shes not gonna be like totally into it dude. you gotta know that right?

a brother's dick isn't any dick, OP is going for that extra tension of the forbidden fruit, just like he himself gave in to.

Start wearing a robe (because winter is coming and you get chilly). Once she gets used to seeing you in it, start wearing it with nothing on underneath. She'll be used to you in it and won't think twice about you walking around with just robe on.

With a loose belt, a hardon has no problem finding a way to peek outside. and Robe belts are notorious for coming undone on their own.

I agree with you but she s his sister and OP wants to show his dick to her so that (he hopes) she can start thinking about him in a sexual way
Or at least he wants to fap thinking that she saw his dick

that doesnt make sense.

likely, OP doesn't socialize with any females other than gran and sis. he needs to get out more.
ask gramps where the whores hang out.

im with this guy. get out more. then maybe you stop thinking about showing dick to sister.

Make a Whatsapp group with her and maybe a friendo of her, cousin,etc

Send Dick pick??
Profit??

you dont know that? maybe shes also attracted to me (im not ugly and Im pretty fit)

this nigga knows whatsup

>stop thinking about showing dick to sister
^^This

Sounds like grandpa is the one that needs to see your dick. Maybe grandma, too.

most theories here have a flaw, the "now what?" issue: OP shows his dick, she sees it and moves on, maybe a but confused. So now what? Unlikely that she will throw herself onto it, that's only in the porn we watch.
He can't show his dick 5x a day.
The asking advice thing can work, if she goes Ewwww he can back off and act guilty and sad.

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For you it s the same to look at a naked woman or your naked mother/sister?
For me no, looking at naked relatives it s disgusting
OP is sick and he knows it

Op didn t asked for the now what
He just want to show his dick

>He can't show his dick 5x a day.

With the loose robe strategy he can.

And save the hardon peeks for nightime when they are alone.

youtube.com/watch?v=50-_oTkmF5I

> 20 years old
> still lives at home
> no gf
> probably creepy as hell
> sister watched you struggle through puberty
yeah, that the kind of guy she's looking for.

yes, but in reality such things happen, as long as both want it. Sup Forumsro asked advice, his decision to do it or not.

This would probably be the best bet.
Say you are super embarrassed but you're my sister and want some honest feedback because you're my sister. You're worried what girls think when they will see it. Can you be honest and tell me what you think?

he's 20, not 12.
this is a MAN watching to show his dick to a MINOR

As a bonus strategy to the robe gambit, Christmas is coming, so you can get her a robe as a present.

"Sis,
I saw you looking at my robe so much lately,
I thought maybe I should get you one Just Like Mine, so I could see how you look in one"

any future children you have, i would not let them be alone with him.

Wait what? I didn t take that in consideration at all

all the people that are grossed out obviously do not have a hot relative or are in denial

If you need help figuring this out, there is no hope for you.

Be fucking creative, faggot

>we're three years apart, it's not that bad you fucking sjw bernie supporter

I don't think he does know that. I think this guy watches too much incest porn and has a distorted grasp of reality.

Typical for 25 year old faggots who still live in their moms basement.

>>we're three years apart, it's not that bad you fucking sjw bernie supporter

We're gonna need pics for reference....

Do you know about evolution? People who wanted to fuck their relatives where mostly erased by the gene pool because they had weak descendants
Even royals died because of that

why do fuckinng white people want to fuck their sisters so much

i swear this is why yall are so pink and inbred

that shits nasty. my sister is literally not a sexual object at all to me because im genetically sound and not a sick white fuck

it matters to the law.

This is actually pretty good idea OP. It makes a connection between you and her. Plus you're giving her an item that touches her naked skin.

Hey fag. Story time
This is what i used to do..not to my sister. But sisters friend. Must have been around 15ish at the time. She qas 18 She basically lived with us..
So most of the time it was just me and this girl in the house. Family would come and go. Always by ourselvea afterschool.. sister had netball or someshit. Cant remember.
But i used to go for a shower when it was just us. Leave the door open a bit. Jack off for a bit. So i had a semi. And go put loose as fuck shorts on. Like rugby /soccor shorts. No undies. And go sit next to her matching tv or whatevs. And every now an again id pull the shorts up .bit by bit. Until the head of my cock was showing. Nothing ever happened. But she was always looking. Eventually she started havingshowers before me and leaving the doot open.
Few times i jokingly said i could see her through the window when i was taking the rubbish out. So she started leaving the window open..
We had a big property and 6ft fence..
One day i walked past and she saw me..
Takeapicturejpeg. I just said need my deodarant walked in while she was taking a shower. Nothing weird.
Sat down on the lounge like usual. She wearing short shorts. No bra. Loose top..
She asked if i was a virgin.. yes.. only 15 she 18.. showed me her pussy .touched my dick. Touched her pussy.. made out..
That was it..
Not really much happened after that.
Couple groping and kissing sessions. But thats about it.
Never got to fuck her... would have loved to lose my v-card to her..
Lost my v-card to hot blonde surfer girl.. pumping away. And she told me it wasnt even in her pussy... mfw..
But thats another story

lonely fucks mainly.
because their sister is the only girl they have around them.
meanwhile the sister can't wait to get out of the house

OP when is the last time you got laid?

Sorry about the spelling .. on mobile..
Just thought you could do something like that op

here's her ass
still think it's wrong?

>still think it's wrong?

No. Fat chicks need love too...

i dont have a problem getting laid, i just really want to bang my sister

she looks so fat from that angle

It's odd. I can stumble across some "brother sister" incest porn and it kinda turns me on bc of the taboo.

But the thought of actually getting down with my sister is so fucking weird. I know those are actors and that shit isn't real. As soon as my sister pops into my head, boner is fucking gone.

you didn't answer the question.

I reckon go for it op.. if shes lying like that on the couch. Just walk up sit next to her. And lean in on her bum.with her legs on you.. start running her back..

Rubbing

not fat, just chubby. curvy, big tits.

"Hey sis, I know this is really awkward but I have a problem... down there. I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor about it but I think I have a rash on my penis. I know this is weird but... could you take a look? Oh god, I feel so stupid for asking! I had no right to put you in this position, I'm just so scared!" *pause*

You may be able to ram it in her mouth if she bends down to look but that'd pretty much end having a normal brother-sister relationship.

Looks healthy would bang. Post more.

Introduce her to Sup Forums then start a dick rate thread

Is pic related?

good idea. show us your dick OP

Too fat

jesus fucking christ, is this your first time on the internet?

tell her to check out pics of something on your phone and have a dick pick lined up a few swipes down

>a MINOR
>a MINOR
>a MINOR

Well. Post her panties.

>a brother's dick isn't any dick

>he's 20, not 12.

Where did OP say she was 12?

you'd be better off getting a gf and having her go down on your sister.

What's the point of your story?

wondering if his dick looks okay is not something a grown man would say, that's something a 12 yr old would ask

thats the whole point of this thread
I'm trying to safely find out if she indeed wants that brotherly dicking

I know its b8, but i got an erection

Stop watching so much hentai. You should japanese people have no idea about sex. So cringey.

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Your sister looks like the asshole of a warthog. I wouldn't be attracted to that either user. Beastiality is illegal most places

Que?

Well, if you "fall asleep" on the couch next to her and that robe opens up on it's own while you're sporting a full hardon, you can get a reaction and still have plausible deniability.

Hidden cam would be a nice touch so you can save that moment for prosperity.

more pics user, she looks like she could be pretty hot