Metal that is actually enjoyable to listen to?

Like pic related, with singing that isn't just growling and screaming shit.

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Here's some enjoyable tunes to play in your car when taking your girlfriend and her boyfriend on a date

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>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL!!

Oh it's you again innit?

the "death growls sound like a kid yelling at his mom" guy.

the genre you're looking for is power metal, now go jerk off to dragonforce you meme

unfortunately for OP, the overwhelming majority of power metal does include screams

Sabaton is popular precisely because it doesn't

I can understand some of these as "nu-male" but fucking Nails, or Sunn O)))?
I'm probably falling for the bait here, but a lot of these albums are good and it seems as if this list was made to piss people off

it was.

it's basically "anything a fantano drone might listen to". Hence why there's stuff like Vektor in there despite it not fitting nu-male tastes.

Anyway Sunn O)) is babby's first drone and it's pretty popular with art school kids and stoners trying to fit in "intellectual circles" (art school kids).

I get it. The chart has it's place then.
Btw Is Moonlover any good? I've heard good and bad things about it.

>singing that isn't just growling
Real metal has growls. You want nu-metal

it's pretty standard atmoshit

nu-metal has grunts

Just like gay sex

How you gonna have Megadeth on a nu-male metal list and no fucking Metallica?

Fuck you, pussy.

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it's a fantanocore chart.

I'm pretty sure Fantano reviewed that album so it's gotta be in there.

but yeah, hardwired ought to be there too

Slam is superior.

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>wanting to enjoy listening to metal
>thinking that metal should be enjoyed
disgusting

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>AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN

Sabaton vocals are laughably bad

i can't believe anyone takes this band seriously

Fuck Sabaton, they don't even study history. In one song they literally say "Let the holocaust begin". Fucking commies.

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>i can't believe anyone takes this band seriously
They dont seem to take themselves too seriously..

I don't like metal in general
But i really like this band

I have every album on my phone. Syu's solo album is fucking awesome as well.

>deafhaven
>Opeth
>DreamTheater
>Mastodon
>Cynic
>Ghost
>Sunn o
>baroness
>other good shit

This list is fucking retarded and bait(which im falling for). There's no actual nu-metal (disturbed) on there at all.

>power metal
>screams
Are you retarded?
Also Sabaton is garbage. I love how their riffs have absolutely no life to them, their songs have no solos, and how their mastering completely dubdues all instrumentals while highlighting the shitty, sub-par vocalist. You want something similar to Sabaton? Check out Taylor Swift.

Why people unironically enjoy this band's generic and formulaic songs is beyond me.

They do fill a very niche of heavy metal that isn't Tolkien garbage and focuses on historical battles instead. That's about it really. I just wish some decent bands would do it instead. Some decent power metal bands that don't felate the mouthbreathing D&D crowd in general.

watch that edge ouch

How is disliking Sabaton edgy? Has internet addiction fucked your brain so bad you aren't even capable of expressing your thoughts like a properly functioning human being and replaced your entire lexicon with memes?

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Fuck, I know it's bait but I can't help but be slightly triggered

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>with art school kids and stoners trying to fit in "intellectual circles" (art school kids).

what about the NEETs that try to fit in whatever they'll fit in ?

specially when it's about doom and other sludgy shit that are here to remind you how slow and low you are on life.

>inb4 projecting :^)

>600 BPM or it's shit
Forgot to take your amphetamines again?

>all these actual nu-males that get triggered by this
major keks
get taste

Galneryus is fucking awesome

>nu-metal doesnt have growls
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calling this bait won't make you less nu-male

babbies first metalband

>mfw bought tickets to a festival before they announced the main act
>mfw the main act was Sabaton

The main act is an overrated part. Discovering stuff or being pleasantly surprised by bands you don't expect much from is what makes them great.

>71379113
Yeah, i know. It's just hard to understand, when there'd be a ton of better bands to have as your main act. It was the festivals 20th anniversary after all, kinda weak choice for that aswell.

Insecure neckbeards making fun of other insecure neckbeards. You're the grunts of the gender war.

You might like Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Rammstein, Megadeth, Mastodon, Ghost, Deftones, Dream Theater

Who are you quoting?

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smooth and silky metal, like mercury for the ears

I just like how drone, doom, and sludge sound.

You need help, user.

trash

t. falsie faggot with shit taste

this

oh yess i love this chart

It's pretty sad if anyone actually still listens to any of this

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kek, saved

le forced nu male meme

found one

> being this defensive

t. extreme mega-nu-male

t. nu-male

- t. nĂ¼-male

Is this thread about bait or butthurt nu males?

Alestorm.

Best shit in the house.

>not gloryhammer

>not pirates

Don't listen to that other guy, Moonlover was aoty.
The vocals aren't for everyone tho