Id like to start off by saying im not a betafuck. Its just that girls hardly catch my attention, and Ive never really decide to talk to someone unless its necessary. But theres this girl thats in two of my classes, and shes absolutely gorgeous. However, I have barely spoken to her. We presented posters today, and it was the first time we've ever had a conversation, but clearly it wasnt anything special.
Do I start by mentioning her looks? Should I slide in by talking about something off topic, maybe a class assignment? Im a straight-forward guy, so conversations are quick from me. How do I keep them going?
Also, Im Mexican and shes White, how badly does that hurt my chances? I know people can have preferences, since I do, so should I even bother? Help Amigos
Xavier Clark
Just say ORALE VATO CAN I GET YOUR NUMBRES POR FAVOR? OH SHIT ITS LA MIGRA, GOTTA VAMOS ESE, AYIYIYIYIYIYI
Jackson Cox
Tell her she's caliente and you want to blow her back out.
Nathan Smith
If you need our advice, it's already hopeless.
Brody Russell
Fuck man, 3 replies and Ive already realized how stupid it was to ask on this board.
Ill just go back to building the small fence for senior Trump
Chase Jenkins
Tell her you need to make an anchor baby ASAP and if she's down you'll compensate her with burritos
Brayden Ramirez
First, no colon. Shit smells horrid. Try sitting by her casually, and stroke up conversation, see if there is a connection to be made.
So are you one of those pretty spanish fuckboys, or are you straight up beaner trash? Your answer matters.
Justin Gonzalez
Fucking auto correct... *cologne.
Jordan Turner
Go up to her and say
Tonight, we dance I leave my life in your hands We'll take the floor Nothing is forbidden anymore
Christopher Williams
Ill remove my colon for her. But in all seriousness, I guess I already messed up. I wore cologne today, and I stood right next to her.
She doesnt sit too close in either class, so any approach I make would give her a clear idea of what my intentions are. I think talking about school would be my best option, unless you think I shouldnt try to hide my intentions.
Not really sure what someone would label me as. I live in Georgia, so Im not a cholo. But Im pretty damn Mexican. Raised to be a man by my parents, and im pretty respectful. My managers tell me im their best employee, so take that as you will. Im not white though. Mestizo with lighter skin, but not a Spanish lover.
Juan Martin
Woah man, I appreciate the advice but there is no way in hell she wouldnt want to marry me after hearing that.
She looks nice and all, but I would like to get to know her first. Have any shorter poems?
William Moore
Fucking knew you wore that shit. No one enjoys the smell other than spanish chicks. Smells like you poured gasoline on yourself.
Don't go in like you want to fuck her, just try to be her friend first. That's a good way to go about not getting her.
>but what about the friend zone
Thats for fucks who don't understand that there are 7 billion people on this planet, and focus on one bitch only. All you can do is try. If it don't work out, so what, theres other pussy out there. Hell, she might be a slut for all you know.
Also drop the beta thinking. Thats for idiots for believe that everyone is the same.
So are you wanting a girlfriend, or pussy?
Chase Barnes
Ask her if she's Jamaican. When she says "uuuuuuh no," tell her "But Jamaican me so horny right now," start dry humping the nearest peice of furniture to show you are serious. Then walk up all suave and say, "Haha, just kidding girl, but seriously, my name's Paco, let me get in that taco." Buy her a tequila shot. Good luck user.
Brody Perez
Im pretty sure most guys wear cologne.
She's attractive and seemed nice when I spoke to her, so I want to get to know her. Sex isnt on my mind.
Im not a beta, faggot, im confident with myself. I know im quick to the point, and that wouldnt work well with someone I dont know.
Jordan Wilson
DONT DO THIS. Seriously.
If you want her attention, buy her some roses. Treat her like a princess. Talk to her friends and find out what her hobbies are, and then become interested in those hobbies too. Make her a mix CD with her favorite artists.
Michael Scott
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Jonathan Perry
>How do I approach a girl I dont know? "Hey baby, you so sexy. Do you like my ski mask?"
Jaxon Robinson
>Also, Im Mexican and shes White, Tell her you will get her wetter than your back.
Eli Bell
B-but user.. I dont know if I can go through with that statement..
I swam here twice, its pretty fucking wet.
Brandon Jones
Steal her purse. Run. If she's interested, she'll chase you.
Benjamin Cox
Virgin detected. That's a good way to get friend-zonededed for life.