My ideal bf is...
1. 180-190 cm, athletic build, huge muscle ass
2. 20-40 years old
3. can cook delicious food
4. reads Kafka and Proust
5. bottom
6. white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
Your thoughts?
...
> bf
> bottom
PIDOR
I should red-pill you on pidors, retard. Pidor is the one who gets penetrated
I'm everything but 7... but that seems to be the deciding factor in all relationships
>mfw
>I'm everything but 7
WHORE
huge muscle ass
kek
now that you have those standards, will you meet ANY of the standards of such a man?
Or are you a fat weab shitpile like I think you are?
Depends on what standards they have
>fat weab shitpile
No
considering that this is a top-tier male, he will go for top-tier females. So if your a faggot you are automatically out. If you are fat you are automatically out. If he looks good you have to look as good or better.
that's how this works.
I'm everything but a bottom. Sorry dood, not gay.
Fuck it, I'm drunk enough rn, OP post pic.
Thanks, captain obvious.
Everything except 6, RIP.
Guess my race lol
ya OP. post pic so we can see how unrealistic your standards are.
>I'm everything but a bottom
Dropped
I see you're not a top-tier man, bby
Spic?
Will trade pics on KIK
do you have a dick?
OP IS A FATTY
HEHE HUH HUH HAHA LMAO KEK ZOZZLE ME NOZZLE
meanwhile you're a fat sassy bitch
>1. 180-190 cm, athletic build, huge muscle ass
Yes, except for the hugle muscle ass. My glutes are tones but not huge.
>2. 20-40 years old
Check
>3. can cook delicious food
Check
>4. reads Kafka and Proust
Kafka yes, Proust not so much
>5. bottom
Switch
>6. white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
I'm a nordic gallophile
>7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
Eh. Not so much. I want someone with guts who is free in spirit. I want to live.
Top-tier? I'm fucking godlike. A golden God.
Sure
I'm not retarded by the way, I just couldn't spell it seems.
Because these faggots didn't^^
Tits or gtfo
You description is ME
I'm married to a 10/10 sex maniac
It's a fat weeb friend
5 and 7.. welp
seeing your standards though.. you propably have a shit tier personality
God no
Asian?
>180-190 cm
>Asian
Almost impossible, no?
Almost impossible, yeah. I'm not squinty asian.
#freekashmir
Indian? Turk? Arab?
>My ideal bf is...
>1. 180-190 cm, athletic build, huge muscle ass
Height and muscle mass is indicators of (biological) fitness. To grow high means that during adolescence the male had access to a lot of calories. This indicates that either he or his family (or both) had good genes. Muscle mass requires access to a lot of calories, again indicating good (biological) fitness, and thus good genes. Huge muscle ass is probably also such an indicator, could be a weak environmentally acquired paraphilia in the OP. These requirements fits within the normal spectrum of fitness criteria evolved through sexual selection.
>2. 20-40 years old
The biological and social prime age for men. The exclusion of the 16-19 age bracket is probably due to social stigma, which suppress the positive biological aspects of this age bracket. Could also be influenced by the lack of social status negatively working against this age bracket.
Probably also an indicator of OPs own age, which is likely under 30.
>3. can cook delicious food
Cooking food indicates good motor skills, good mental skills and indirectly the ability to spend time and money on a leisurely activity. All indicators of good fitness.
>4. reads Kafka and Proust
Indicates good mental capacity, a strong indicator of good fitness.
>5. bottom
The etiology for BDSM-related desires are not well understood, but it correlates with higher than average IQ. It also seems to at least partially be caused by environmental factors, so there might be something in OPs life that contributed to these inclinations.
>6. white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
OP might have a high sex drive. This could be related to #5. It would be tempting to assume sexual abuse, but it could be something much more gentle or even just coincidence. The fact that OP didn't specify "switch" might indicate that she is younger than expected, it is not uncommon for people who practice BDSM for a while, no matter if they started out as a top or bottom, to eventually enjoy the other side.
>7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
Again an indicator of young age. If OP is not young (18-21), then this could be related to #5 and #6.
>Your thoughts?
See above.
This made me lel
Conclusion: OP is a young female who is attracted to and seek a (biologically) fit male in his prime age. OP may have developed certain behavioral traits due to abnormal environmental conditions during her sexual development, which presents them selves as a high sexual drive, the inclination towards dominance, and perhaps a weak asthenic personality disorder.
The use of anime reaction images is a strong indicator for OP either being a) fat or b) of Asian origin or a)+b).
It also increases the likelihood of OP being a male pretending to be a female, a troll.
10/10 post
Good shit, user
>The use of anime reaction images is a strong indicator for OP either being a) fat or b) of Asian origin or a)+b).
Who said so?
Society
Maybe in Murica
hes propably a fat faggot. look, im a faggot aswell, but im not going around like "hurr durr im female and my perfect bf is strong, young, good looking, reads classic literature, and from a specific country. he needs to care for me and love me even though i cant give anything back because im a bitch"
fucking weeaboos
wtf my brain because this makes so little sense in theory
>litte sense
this whole thread in a nutshell
Read the fucking thread before you fucking post
Where are you OP
>wtf my brain because this makes so little sense in theory
>wtf my brain because this
>wtf my brain because
>wtf my brain
>wtf my
>brain
the avatar fag is OP, how can you miss that?
No as in l o n d o n etc
The only thing I have is I'm white
And I'm mixed Irish, Scottish, German and Russian
Moscow
OP, one question: What do you have to offer to have such "high" standards?
Im not saying you dont have anything to offer, im just asking, because you wont find someone like this while being a total bitch.
My thoughts? why does the country matter? "The most sexual nations" makes no sense, because that are just statistics. There are romantic and sexual people in all countries, not just in those.
I think you need a better hobby than posting this everyday.
the thing is you're not the ideal gf for that kind a guy
/thread
deal with it OP
>that beta auto-training
>beta
didnt know girls had to be alpha
sure yeah.. if you are such a hot top model why wouldn't you post a picture of yourself /w timestamp?
im a degenerate faggot, i dont even want to be alpha. Infact, thats the exact opposite of who I want to be
Did I say I want a top model?
Excuse me? Girls are the alphas in most of the relationships (excluiding the beta ones as obvious)
are you retarded?
>Moscow
Oh, in that case, I can fill out the rest of your list.
He must also
>Wear Adidas tracksuit
>Drive a pre 2000 Ford Fiesta
>Be willing to headbutt any fellow tracksuit wearing street thug who call you a cyka
>Be willing to buy you leapard pattern yoga pants and fake jewelry
>Have lots of potatoes
>Drink vodka and beer from plastic bottles
No. Where did I say I need a top model like Wentworth Miller or Alen Delon?
180-190 cm is a normal height for a male adult, nothinf special, and being fit is pretty achievable unless you're a lazy cunt
In a healthy relationship there shouldnt be a "alpha and beta" system. They should be equals.
Also, the most common view on men and women is (NOT my world view btw):
Man = Alpha, in charge, strong, cares for finances
Woman = Beta, weak, cares "only" for family, has to be protected
>athletic
>can cook
>tall
>on Sup Forums
Woah woah woah there....
No matter how terrible a thread is,you can't just autism up the place.
it's a statement now.. you are retarded
Hey, there isnt anything wrong whit plastic bottles
Fucking autist.
>Wentworth Miller
cool.. I get it now
my thoughts are that you'll die alone
somehow I'm not seeing a picture of you
>exactly 180 cm out of shoes
>build between otter and athletic, could probably swing to athletic with more bulking, sadly my ass is not huge, just normal but toned
>21 years old
>been cooking all my life, but I won't cook every single time
>Kafka and Proust, that's entry-tier /lit/, babe I could lend you some REAL literature
>I'd say I'm 65/35 bottom/top
>white british
>utterly monogamous, any kind of infidelity is instant and total grounds for breaking off all contact and shaming that person for the rest of their lives imo
How did I do?
Prove me wrong bitch, if your girls didnt had a father is your problem
>Hey, there isnt anything wrong whit plastic bottles
8/10
so.. let's summarize
>insecure bitch/gay
>high demands
>on Sup Forums
>watching some weird cartoon stuff
you do understand that a man like that wouldn't even talk to you.
if you want attention, op, you have to post a pic of yourself
also if not b8
cause OP is probably a overweight-basement-dwelling-shitposting faggot
>insecure
>ugly
>fat
on Sup Forums so prob. fat and ugly
>those self-projections
will trade
literaly me without kafka/proust shit, what is that?
>175 cm
>not thin, not fat, not athletic. "normal"
>18
>i like cooking and baking
>Kafka and Goethe are great
>Bottom
>german
>love cuddling and I think every decent human being is monogamous.. am I wrong with that?
Im around 60% into guys though
From what ive read in this thread, Id rate you 4/10 personality wise.
prove me wrong
>what is that?
Nearly ideal bf
My ideal gf is...
>Not too tall, tall chicks are weird
>18-20 years old
>Submissive
>White European. (No niggers, slavs, sand niggers, etc).
>Natural blonde or red hair
>Knows how to deepthroat
>Lets me fuck her in the ass and have my way with her
>Doesn't speak unless spoken to
>Smiles even when I tell her to rim me
>Will leave me alone after I cum
>Doesn't drain my bank account
>Will allow my sexual advances any time
You know what I call her? An escort.
I don't know why any man would cuck him self to be with someone like OP.
Show your face bitch, youre not Eliza to ask for a 10/10
>1. 180-190 cm, athletic build, huge muscle ass
186cm, not really athletic but definitely not fat/unhealthy. "Huge muscle ass"? Fucking wat
>2. 20-40 years old
25
>3. can cook delicious food
If you like fish finger sandwiches and baked potatoes you're in for a treat
>4. reads Kafka and Proust
Dont even know what that shit is
>5. bottom
Either is good, providing you dont just lay there and do nothing
>6. white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
British
>7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
And licking and biting you all over until you reek of my spit
Great musical taste
A beard, long/mi-long hair
Man buns are cool
Anything beyond 165-170cm is amazing to me, i'm like 1m40
Bitch you dont know what you want, youll gonna end whit some used chad unless you stop thinking you are in sesamo street
Forgot to add fat men are cool too. They're cool to cuddle with and are usually very good at sex.
>Either is good, providing you dont just lay there and do nothing
you have no idea what a bottom is, do you?
>will trade
Post kik
Dont worry, I do. You're not stuffing anything in me and you'll never be on top of me unless im on my back.
>girls are the alphas in most
I think you've confused being alpha with having a pussy.
Kek
what the fuck is a kafka or proust? sounds like some disease
You post this every day and refuse to show your face. You're ugly as fuck and have disproportionately high standards for an ugly fucker like yourself. Admit it already, or show your face. If you honestly think you're attractive enough to be with someone like that, then you should have no problem showing your face. I already know you won't though, because you're an ugly faggot.
OP is a faggot
confirmed
sage in all fields