If Tom Cruise were a detective, he would be Tom Clues
If Tom Cruise were a detective, he would be Tom Clues
If Tom Cruise were a musician, he would play the Tom Blues
If tom hanks was in WW2 he'd be tom tanks
If Tom Cruise was bad at sports, he would Tom Lose
If Tom Cruise was a lawyer, he would be Tom Sues
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If Tom Cruise hung out with more than one gang, he'd be Tom Crews
If Tom Cruise had to make a decision, he would Tom Choose
If Tom Cruise was a faggot, he would be OP.
Every once in a while, Tom Poohs
if tom cruise was went to the bathroom he would be tom poos
If Tom Cruise made beer, he would be Tom Brews
too slow, son
If Tom Cruise played football he'd be Tom Bruise
If Tom Cruise were read-only, he'd be ROM Cruise.
If Tom Cruise was Tom Cruise would he still be Tom Cruise?
After Tom Cruise takes a bite, he Tom Chews
If Tom Cruise were to open a paint store, it'd be called Tom Hues.
If Tom Cruise was on a dating show he'd be Tom Whoos
If Tom Cruise controlled the media, he would be Tom Jews
If Tom Cruise was an alcohol ha he'd be Tom Booze
If Tom Cruise loved sucking dick but was in the closet, he would be Tom Cruise.
If Tome Cruise played a trick, he'd be Tom Ruse.
If Tom Cruise was a critic, he would be Tom Reviews
If Tom Cruise got inked, he would be Tom Tattoos
If Tom Cruise was a bird he would be Tom Goose.
If Tom Cruise was on a boat, he would still be Tom Cruise.
if Kevin Bacon got Tom Cruise to dance again he'd be Tomloose
If Tom Cruise were a forest, he would be Tom Yews.
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If he was out of the closet he's be Tom Cruising For Dick
If Tom Cruise saw this thread, he'd be Tom Boos.
If Tom Cruise were a jihad terrorist, he would be the Bomb Cruise
If Tom Cruise's main product were pomegranate juice, he'd be POM Cruise.
If Tom Cruise were a captain, he would be Tom Cruise
If Tom Cruise were a cat, he would speak in Tom Mews.
If Tom Cruise had inspiration, it would be his Tom Muse
If Tom Cruise was browsing a store, he would Tom Peruse.
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if he was a reporter he would be Tom News
If Tom Cruise were a drunk, he would be Tom Booze.
If Tom Cruise served jewish interests, he'd be Tom News.
if tom cruise was if tom cruise he would be if tom cruise tom cruise
If tom cruise was op, he would be tom loose
if Tom Cruise doesn't want to get up just yet, he is Tom Snooze.