Help me / b /. I really want to have sex with my mother, but I do not know how. She is 37...

Help me / b /. I really want to have sex with my mother, but I do not know how. She is 37, maybe 8/10 body and a very beautifull person. She has been single since my father left with another woman 6 years ago. I've had this fantasy for two years, but I'm really tired to just spy or take a shower or masturbate thinking about her. I need an advice. Please give me an advice Sup Forums

Go to a psychologist

Have fun ruining your life bro

Ah come on... I'm serious

Why would I rouin my life?

Wow out of all the people of Sup Forums. You're the sickest fuck of 'em all.

You need help.

>very beautifull person.
>beautifull person.
>beautifull
this child wants to have sex with his mom, Sup Forums what have you done?

Ok I thought you were going to help me Sup Forums

That thought was retarded

cummin inside her will be the best feeling ever (if she is pretty) dont give up and dont listen to wincest haters

Thank you. Yes she is

post some pics

Yeah sure. Wait there.

>Jewdenkaiba
motherfucker needs to have both hands chopped off

show picture of her

Let her catch you jerking off
Is ur peen big

I never thinked about that.. But it sounds embarrasing, I don't know.
My pp is normal

Wait how old are you?

If you want your mom to be really into you, knock up some junky broad, and take custody of the kid. Your mom can play grandma (moms loving being grandma) and bitches love loyal fathers.

I'm 19, and that's not a good idea...

What do you mean? Its fool proof, and if shit falls apart between you and your mom if you a chick magnet

Get help, don't act on these desires

Got you OP

>Ask mom he she wants to have sex
>She says no
>You an hero out of embarrassment
>PROFIT?

what the fuck has happened to Sup Forums, these replies are shit

anyway OP your best bet is probably to just drug her somehow... and make sure to use a condom

Just get her passed out drunk and get it in.

Don't pull out

Never tell your brother/son you're his brother/dad

post pics op and we might help

This is the best advice... We usually drink and watch movies some weekends at home when we don't hang out... I think it's a long process, but I'll try that.
God I think I'm in love

pics OP, let's see this cougar

>all of the new/moralfags
Wow. This is fucking tame. It's just incest.
I'm really disappointed.
Sup Forums has changed.

Slip some nyquil in her pussy and go to town

No shit. I'm ready to migrate down south again

OP, just be honest with her. Even if she says no.
>holy shit I sound like a fucking normie.

>dew it faggot!

you really don't know where your are at do you.

>pic of you

Not your army. fuck off faggot.

Lets see some pics OP you wanted advice you got it

PICS DAMN YOU!

agree

OP tits or gtfo

Well i remember having a similar faze when i was a kid, but i just grew out of it.

Did she ever show any kind of interest in you sexually, and is she an open person?

Try inversion therapy

Delete your dirty pics
Stop fapping
Get an upgrade life
And then, only then
Both of your urges will make it happens, and it won't be weird because you have the flux of life
Now you're just a weirdo with bad fap ideas

Let's get some ss goinh

Also stop playing undertale

I don't even start it
But I bought it on black friday
Now I know what i'm gonna do tomorrow

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sounds like the best and easiest option

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Depends on her personality.

Do you two talk a lot? Are you close? Do you tell her about your problems? Does she tell you about her problems? If not, first try to get closer with her. Star asking her on a daily basis how she is, and tell her about your problems as well (but try to stick with her talking. this is very important. She is the one that must do most of the talk).
If you two are close (and this is easiest if you are a single child or the only child staying with her).... then just open up to her. Talk to her and tell her how you feel about her.

I'm talking from personal experience btw.

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That's not mother and son hentai, that's sister and brother

from Baka and Test if anyone was wondering

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She raised you - she has seen you do dumb as shit stuff before. Even if you totally botch it, she will still love you.

I asked my mom to have sex with me, after a really bad break up.

She said No, but it wasn't a big deal. I was a bit embarrassed, but so what. Even if she freaks out a bit, you will both get past it. Consider it likely that she will say no at first. ( it is pretty taboo ) - but if you bring it up again, and say you have through it through and you love her, and want to try it out. To show her how much you love her. That you used to suck on her breasts and want to try it again.

Give her baby steps.

Maybe offer to rub her shoulders and work under her breasts. Again if she freaks out, just back off, laugh and say "oops sorry : )"

Let it sink in.

not really sure if I care, but whatever. I'll have to move it to that folder then.

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> Thinking your Mom is hot
> Wanting to fuuck your Mom
Op your literally the biggest piece of shit on this website. Go look at some porn instead my friend.

Because you have to deal with your family for your whole life. If you screw it up you will regret it until the end of your life. I speak from experience.

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Do you sleep in the same room? You could try to masturbate at night under the blanket and let her hear it. Maybe even moan mother or her name a few times as you do it. She wouldn't scold you if it didnt work, like she'd probably pretend she didn't hear it idk.

Any case, good luck bro

She is an open person, but never showed a sex interest in me

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I'm going to assume you're relatively young, this is a phase that will pass, wait it out, or risk ruining your relationship or worse

Turning into normbook, the ads ruin this website

What did you do?

This isn't the Sup Forums I used to know, Sup Forums got slightly popular and everyone thinks they're invited, get the fuck off here if your going to be like that

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Buuump

sauce?

Wow..... so more than a childmolester/rapist/massmurdere?
All he want is too fuck his mom.... no biggie.... good luck op!

Rape.

seriously. old Sup Forums is dead.

rape and enslave.

OP well if you cant take the direct approach. I say plant the seed in her mind. Throw subtle hints. "I don't know if asking for sex would be the best aprouch. If she says no you can tell her to think about it" all advice i can give.

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I know, I'm still currently in the denial phase

Kill yourself.Is the best way.

Obsessed about sis for years. Craziest thing was when I was so horny that I sneaked into her room at night. Didn't do anything but got me really afraid that I might actually be able to harm her.

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hhnnnng

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There are up phases, they just became very rare

where do i find more like this?

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not your army doesn't really apply here lol. maybe not your employee or something you're a bit dumb xD

If you sleep in the same bed. Fake a wet dream say mom etc... Make sure she is awake. That will give her an idea about it.

flat earth threads still have some old Sup Forums vibrations

sneak into her room at night when she's a sleep and cum on her

ditto

I get them from ss threads. I'll post what I have.

>I'll post what I have.
thanks.

i wish i could make art of this quality.

This.

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This is so fucking hot

your mom is 37? how old are you?

what app was this done in?

kill yourself

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