>move in with friend of multiple years >both the dirty ski bum/skater/stoner look and act the part >but for some reason my roommate sometimes takes the mindset of a tumblerer and actually gets triggered about shit >literally tumblr shit >literally triggered when i say "tumblerer" kek >we are 19 y/o white males >the fuck >over the next few months starts bitching more and more about everything a gf or wife would bitch about >slowly gets worse over 2 months >today >not doing anything today so decide to sleep as late as i can >3PM >woke up by a TV turned up all the way in the living room >go out and see whats happening >roommate had it up super high >he says that he doesn't like how i sleep into the afternoon even though he sleeps till 1 almost everyday > go back to my room because idgaf and i can sleep though basically anything > he turns the volume down as soon as i close my door again
I'm getting so tired of his shit. so whats the best way to harass/prank/trigger a tumblr faggot when he literally lives with you?
The zergsperg has spoken. RAPE HIS BITCH ASS TILL HE BEGS FOR MORE
Parker Wilson
rape your roommate
Jaxson Martinez
Tell him to fuck off. None of that is his business except the dishes
David Jenkins
but he cant consent to it, or its not a prank
Juan Turner
agree w the anons above me make him the equivalent of a prison bitch
Liam Lopez
Tell him that if he's gonna complain like a bitch, you're gonna fuck him like a bitch. Then rape the fucker
William Torres
>so tired of his shit give him a cement enema while he sleeps, that way you can't rape him. ALso it will seal him so you no longer have to deal with his shit.
Option B) Give him a normal enema before you rape him, that way you don't have to deal with his shit.
Liam King
ffs guys cmon i need something
Hudson Lewis
well i could do it and just yell ITS A PRANK BRO
Joshua Thompson
Put superglue in his tootpaste tube (note: this will keep you from being able to rape his mouth)
Adrian Jones
Holy shit i love you guysJRM
Jose Gonzalez
talk about crime statistics when it relates to black people. Use the Sup Forums arguments, shouldnt be that hard. you really need people to tell you how to upset lefties?
Nolan Cooper
When he is out of the apartment move out every trace of him and move someone else's stuff in. Pretend you don't know him. Changing locks should go without saying.
Robert Morris
We gave one: rape.
Hunter Morales
>hey bro, i feel bad for triggering you all the time >i know how hard it is to be such a massive faggot >lemme suck yo dick OP *sucks dick* >friends about to cum >ITS A PRANK BRO! >friend cums on his face >continues sucking dick >swallows all the cum >friend understands OP is a faggot >continues being a dick while OP regularly blows his cock
come on OP rape is the only option
Zachary Thompson
>19 y/o gtfo
Jack Rogers
In order: 1. Get him used to little pranks 2. fill a pillowcase with apples 3. sneak up on him with said pillowcase 4. aim for the side of the head and his right shoulder 5. (optional) I can't tell you to rape him while he is knocked out but I can say that it is the popular opinion of this thr4eads inhabitants.