When did Sup Forums realize condoms were stupid and stopped wearing them?

When did Sup Forums realize condoms were stupid and stopped wearing them?

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never

I would wear them with a new chick, but I have had the same gf for 3 years and havent worn a condom since like the first monthy of dating.
Fuck condoms.

when i saw your mother

Right before I got AIDS

the first time i tried to fuck someone and lost my boner halfway through trying to get it on. fucked like 50 womanz since then only wore a condom for 2, one that just would not fuck without it and the other one was notoriously slutty as fuck and i thought it was too risky.

always bang on a ribbed + dotted if i'm going inside her pussy

enjoy your infections and diseases you trash

after my first girlfriend which was more of a cute-type relationship which took us over a year to have sex, my next three girlfriends I have maybe used a condom five times over the past five years out of like a thousand times. The latest one (ex) I would just blow in her like half the month, shit was super cash. TBH I prefer to just wait it out until her safe days... condoms really are bullshit unless your fucking a sleazebag but i tend to not go for those. only had one pregnancy scare, but that was because we were drunk and we messed up, and being reasonable people she got an abortion. all in all, totally worth it.

When I started losing concentration and hardness. Ive had 7-8 sexual partners in my life so far and 2 of em were one night stands; lost my boner on both; took off condom and stayed hard.

kek

And if she cheats?

only fucking pussies wear condoms.

I only wear a condom if I'm fucking whores in Asia on deployment

fuck you buddy. small towns around nova scotia dont really have diseases unless theyre absolutly filthy. i get checked regular anyways. never had shit. plus all that is curable.

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fuck youre a faggot. jesus christ. have you even seen a vagina outside of porn?

>get checked
>positive for HIV
>start wearing condoms to make it go away

high 5!

>gets HIV from hetero sex
>better chance of winning lottery especially if girl takes meds
>buys lottery ticket because hes good at beating odds

omfg are you 12? he lives in canada.
go to canada and try to get HIV youll be there a while unless you stumble on a vancouver needle den, but even then youll probably be okay as long as you dont bleed all over eachother

you want a story about condoms? alright lets go

>home, preparing dinner as gf comes along tonight
>fine dinner, good wine and shit
>goes to bedroom for sex as we were teasing eahother during the whole dinner
>skips preliminary cunnilignus , too exited
>difficult to penetrate, whatever: push harder
>after a few minutes she moans "hold on user, something's wrong"
>looks down
>blood everywere on the bed
>notices that the itchy sensation was actually from my torn frenum
>panic.exe
>runs to bathroom, bleeding as fuck over the sink while trying to make myself a bandage.
>meanwhile she tries to clean up a bit the mess
>finally stops the bleeding and manage to calm the fuck down.
>goes to hospital in the middle of the night
>shamely apologies to my gf (on phone) for there will be no more sex for tonight, and the upcoming month
>and a bed to clean up

can't even have sex without condom eversince (4 years ago), this still hurts and i might break my frenum again if i stop using condom.
>pic fucking related

I got good at breaking condoms, so what I'd do is put them on, fuck until they broke, and then afterwards be like "aw shit, the condom broke."

use some lube you fucking mongoloid

This mustve been about two months before I had to talk my gf into an abortion.

How the fuck did you let that happen?

When the gf could get bc with her Muslim mom approval in college

i thought you said you guys were ready to go. she must have been some fucking dry. spit on the hand ol boy, god dammit.

Hold the FUCK on!
Aren't there like 6 days in a month when a woman is actually fertile? One when the egg is available, and five others, because a sperm can live up to 6 days.

RIGHT?

Been steady with a girl for nearly a decade. Started using condoms the first year but as everyone in here knows, raw is where it's at. She was on BCs for awhile but that killed her libido and gave here yeast infections. Finally just started doing it without condoms and using pullout to avoid creating a parasitic fetus halfway through our relationship. feelsgoodman.jpg

8 months before my son was born. It was her idea

Condoms are a very good idea. Going through a scare with my girlfriend right now and honestly not using condoms is fucking retarded

No, the egg can be around for several days, and sperm can live longer. I stopped using condoms around 5 years ago. I have a 4 year-old and 2 year-old now.

When I realised I couldn't keep hard, and went for 4 hours without release. Not fun for either of us.

i'm that kind of beta shitboot that got his first time at 18, and rarely had sex. not experienced at all. like really fucking clumsy. even now at 22 i work way too much a day to even socialize with other than my long term friends or collegues. so imagine how much i suck at having regular intercourse sex.

cumming inside a girl is the best

Only ever worn them twice. And both times i was by myself. yet somehow ive never gotten an std and i dont have any kids

I'm nearing the point of no return myself but I think I'd be smart enough to not endure serious injury

>tfw get so excited in dreams I wake up

Even better if she has an IUD. Fuck pregnancy scares.

yess

I stopped using condoms about 9 months before I had kids

at least i've learned form that. the hard way tho.

When i forced my girlfriend to get fixed

I stopped wearing em started raw dogging sluts on tinder, now I have herpes.

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Mere weeks before realizing I'd made a terrible mistake.

Condoms don't stop herpes

Faggot

Well, guess I did alright by raw dogging a ton anyway. 80+ sluts ain't a bad run to pick something up.

I think OP thought we were going to legitimize this practice.

Of course, those of us that are not neckbeards and have gone through this stuff know that this is not an issue to be trifled with, and once it happens, you're fucked in multiple respects.

Kek

I stopped wearing condoms when I realized whacking off with condoms was weird and a waste of money

It does if there's no outbreak. In which case you wouldn't be able to tell.

When I went to the doctor and he said I'd have less than 5% chance of impregnating a woman. Monthly visits to the doctor's office and I'm guud.

Well yeah, 0% because you're not getting any pussy is less than 5%

It's not contagious unless there's an outbreak.

Can't use them ever since I started not using them with current gf. She's pregnant now though. Not worth it

not correct. Please fucking educate yourself.

umm.edu/health/medical/reports/articles/herpes-simplex

HAHAHA
Everyone should be following this,

>too excited
>literally tear my penis she's so dry
k

Newfie here, I believe that you fucked 50 bitches, because the girls in Nova Scotia are too fucking easy.

Last weekend when i filled my girl's pussy

yeah man, if youre even remotely cool or have a nifty accent like newfinese youre just in automatically

although i found st johns pretty fucking slutty

Toronto here. You're all dirty skanks. The only way to breed is through immigration

Yesterday, noonish

was literally just having this conversation. within 6 months of every day fucking.
>18

after my first sex. first time was with a condom, eventually i tried without a condom i never went back

you can stretch the fucker

When my girl started taking morning afters.

Seriously, morning afters are 10 times better than condoms(only for relationships, not if your fucking some girl u just met at the bar)

>b-but what if she doesnt take it!
Because she will? If you can't trust your significant other to take the morning after then why are is she your significant other?

Been cumming inside, no condoms, for the past couple months and i've got to say shits cash

>yfw you pump your load inside her with no condom

Anyone who has done it before knows it feels ten times fucking better than cumming in a condom or pulling out

do you mean birth control? cuz plan b and shit like that isnt good to take every fucking single day

youre right. torontos pretty shit though i heard. highest living cost in canada.
We had foreign exchange students in highschool that was pretty dope. somehow they were almost aways hot as fuck

you are paying 50 dollars a day for the morning after pill to blow loads in your gf?

Its fine if you have enough self control to pull out every time. .which is pretty easy when cumming in a mouth is just about as egood

girlfriend started taking pills condom magically disappeared from my dick, she stopped taking pills and they started appearing on my dick again. Fucking black magic.

I've never wore a condom once in my life...also I have a 4 and 7 year old. so take my advice if u want kids

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yeah, something seems flawed with that guys post. it must be bait

From where?

This black magic sounds like you'll have black kids.

Can't, the escorts enforce this requirement. Half decent sex, is better than no sex, so I comply with demands.

Any catholic, black person or Mexican will tell you that this chart doesn't work.

I had sex with the same girl for two years and we always used a condom. After we broke up, she had sex 1 time with a new guy without a condom and got knocked up during on of her "dry days". Statistically, if you use this chart there is a 90 percent chance that you will get pregnant within the first year.

A wise man once said: "do not rustle the jimmies, lest you become the rustled"

I actually caught herpes while I was wearing a condom from a fucking blowjob. It was a brutal outbreak too. I had to be hospitalized and it lasted for a month. I've only had 2 small outbreaks in the past 2 years though lasting about 3 days, so no biggie.

user don't be a Fucking sissy, I tore mine bled over the toilet and fucked again the next day, best way to get over it is to Fuck and tear it all the way so it can stretch

When I had a vasectomy

lmaoo