So I'm 25 years old, and don't live with either of my parents...

So I'm 25 years old, and don't live with either of my parents. My mom wants me to make a "Christmas list" again this year..

All dubs go on the list

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"let me taste ur saggy pussylips mommy"

Rolling for dragon dildo

roll

great start

holy shit

WINRAR

>this

The biggest fake pussy you can find

Rolling for same message but asshole lips

Well, all I want for Christmas is to know someone genuinely likes me as a person.

Maybe next year..

a baby jesus butt plug

Damn first reply, delivar op

dead cat

5 different bad dragon dildos of your choosing. 1 has to be the largest they make

hahaha
do it faggot!

hormone drugs
Ether
Bad dragon dildo
Sex doll
And a child aged 10-14

Winrar

wasted

a fleshlight of your molded pussy and a litre of lube

tell her you just want a nude pic of her

Reroll

Fuck you and your bourgeoisie existence.

pls buy onahole mom

New Holocaust

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poo sniffer

>dubz get

pocket pussy

Ron Jeremy in Pikachy costume

eat peanuts and poop in a baggy for me

WINRAR!!!

KEK

Farts in a mason jar.

Your worn panties would be nice mommy

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WINNERWINNERWINNERWINNERWINNERWINNERWINNER

Your pussy

here is the list so far

1. "let me taste ur saggy pussylips mommy"
2. Mr. Ed Horse Penis Dildo
3. Farts in a mason jar
4. Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum

yoooooo

Winter again

lets get to 10, then it will be a complete list

OP is a bitch that won't fukkin do it.

peace and happiness for those around you

...

...

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FUCK

a new xbox

A noose

I choose Brazzers subscription

not sure how to put a picture in the list

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I want you to watch me stick a knife in my anus and slice my perineum open.

Ice cold chocolate milk

daddys love

I want you dead

I want you to get infected with pussywarts

...

I want a cat with his intestines hanging out

a wii

fuck

what a waste

Instant Win!

Apple sauce

Fuckin quads witnessed

i love the 1st 3

rolling for
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>quads

...

DAMN

quints you mentally deranged orangutan.

A dildo

quads count

1. "let me taste ur saggy pussylips mommy"
2. Mr. Ed Horse Penis Dildo
3. Farts in a mason jar
4. Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum
5. Custom Home Renovation from Flawless Finish Construction

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Alright Sup Forums what's your sickest fantasy? how close have you come to fulfilling it?

when is quints and everyone says quads

Know how you feel

Custom home renovation!! Ha ha ha

>#5

dino chicken nuggets

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...

1. "let me taste ur saggy pussylips mommy"
2. Mr. Ed Horse Penis Dildo
3. Farts in a mason jar
4. Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum
5. Custom Home Renovation from Flawless Finish Construction
6. Dino Chicken Nuggets

zip ties, machete, lye, duct tape, and rope.

and don't ask what its for.

...

condoms

a copy of dad
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a single grape

A cross, a whip and some Jesus hentai

a used pair of your panties

a bulk order of vibrators

...

nudes

a mason jar of dads cum

lakers tickets

A child slave from vietnam

Lol

pics of dads small limp dick and some garlic oil

anime body pillow

5 feet of rope and a small stool