ITT: We work at the World Trade Center

ITT: We work at the World Trade Center

Date: September 11, 2001

The first plane hits when someone gets trips

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trips?

It's 11 september 2001, moron

Day, month, year. And month without caps. Fukken amerifags.

newfag detected

IN THE NAME OF JUDAH!

newfag?

allahu-

my name is jerry, its my first day and i have a bomb strapped to me that i plan to blow up and take out one of the towers with

off to a good start

like we give a shit. you'll still kneel and suck when you need help

roll

retard

globba glob glob?

youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

Boom?

hey boss, i can't come in today. Im feeling under the weather.

fuck trips, quads is the good shit

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I wish i could watch porn on my phone. It would make bathroom breaks much more enjoyable.

Bill can you get me 3 copies of that fax from last quarter? The machine should still be working thanks.I'll see ya at lunch

Who likes steamed beams??????

kek

Nope. America is irrelevant in the 21st century.

no cunt get it yourself

I think I'm gonna drop by subway during lunch break. Carl, do you wanna come?

Clear skies

*To Janet*: "Hey, get me some god damn coffee already, jesus!"

"Did you get that memo Stevenson left on your desk, sir?"

"Yes I did, and let me tell you something you dumb kike, jet fuel can NOT melt steel beams I don't give a fuck who you are. I should fire that asshole. Anyways, where's my damn speech, I have a presentation to do about Iraqi arms trading in WTC 7 in a few hours!"

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

Has anyone seen my stapler?

Fuck the muslims

Bill, get me the form on newfag promotion!
we need to improve the quality of life for

Winrar

hi guys sorry i'm late

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Hi guys, it's me, building owner Larry Silverstein. I've got a very convenient dermatologist appointment! Who'd have thought!

an 11? what does that mean? and a plane?

Faggot

HOREE FUCK

win

3 doubles in a row.... uhh

OH DEAR GOD FUCK ME IT BURNS
MY EEEEEEEYYESSSSSS OH GOD IS THIS HOW IT ENDS??!?! OH HGODDDD
JOHNSON I STILLL NEEED THOSE COPIES PLS

OH FU

top kek

I'm always on board, Jerry

GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING PLANES OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKING SKYSCRAPER

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I think there is something wrong with the other building. There is a plane hanging off of it

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>>can't wait for the weekend.
>>I promised little Timmy i would play catch with him at the park.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

ITS HAPPENING!!!!

OOOOHHHH FUCK SATAN Y

>Irrelevant
>Has the most influential country in the nation.

so does quads = live?

Fucking che...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=brrfbtB4ujM

Jet fuel cannot burn steel beams

You must be on drugs again, Jeane

I wonder if anyone was in one of the restrooms masturbating while the tower collapsed and they were crushed to death, hard dick in hand....

f-ing quads!

quads mean we are second tower, wait for next trips!

>HOLY SHIT
the other towers just gone down!!

holy shit we're all fucking dead!

EVERYONE PANIC!!!!!I THINK ALIENS JUST SHOT THE BUILDING!!!!!

here we goo

OH MY GOD ANOTHER ONE, ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!

QUADS BIN FUCKIN LADIN HAS JUST ENTERED THE BUILDING

>second plane hits

IT'S OK, THE SECURITY WON'T LET US OUT CUS JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

Ayyyyyy lmao

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The fax from last quarter? Did we only get one fax last quarter? Are you serious? Of course not! What the fuck am I supposed to do with this information? Way to narrow it the fuck down, you useless fucking cuntwhistle. How the fuck do you still have a job here? You know what? I hope someone hits you with a goddamned airplane.

well that was fucking quick give me time to phone my wife next time fuck

bring down the towers

Rollin

>NEXT SET OF TRIPS (OR GREATER) TRIGGERS THE FIRST TOWER COLLAPSE

THIS GUY WITH DUBS GETS IT

Help isn't coming...(Jumps off 106th floor.)

Don't do that, i have children!

I CANT TAKE THE PRESSURE

BOBBY NOOOOOOOO WHAT ABOUT YOU FILLING IN FOR ME TUESDAYYY

*jumps too*

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looks lit up in those two towers man i wish i was there

id like to think there was some gay sex happening somewhere in there

thus it has been confirmed that the pope was not behind 9/11

HELP US MR PRESIDENT! DO SOMETHING!

I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING ON VACATION ON TUESDAY. *Screams at you while falling*

>MFW this fucking thread

boom shakalaka

GODDAMN IT BOBBY I WAS SUPPOSED TO FUCK YOUR WIFE WHILE YOU FILLED IN FOR ME

*hits a gargoyle halfway down*

My savior!

checked cunts

Holy shit

Check'em

WAIT, WHAT?!
*Body vaporizes as it hits ground*

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Best bread I have been in!

Building 7 tho

AHHHHHH ITS FUCKING HOT SHIIIIIITTTT

FUCK

THE HEAT IS MELTING THE BEAMS