Hey dumbasses. I just got finished buying ~2000 gallons of gas...

Hey dumbasses. I just got finished buying ~2000 gallons of gas. (I have an RV and it didn't take as long as you may think.) Gas prices are pretty low right now and OPEC will be sure to fuck the Donald's new regime. I figure gas prices will probably double and I'll be sitting on a goldmine in a few months. Even if it takes years, I will get my money back and then some. Go ahead and crunch the numbers, nerds; just realize that I am smarter than you. My question to Sup Forums is how do I keep this stuff from smelling up my house because it fucking reeks right now. It's just sitting in am overground pool in my garrage at the moment. No pics of my setup because what I have described is technically illegal due to fire code violations.

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I just have one question. Since the opec and saudis whatever were dropping the prices to rock bottom to shut out the US shale oil operations why would they now start increasing the price enough so they can start operating again?
Or am i wrong?

turns out i was wrong
wsj.com/articles/opec-cut-could-give-lifeline-to-u-s-shale-producers-1480531536

So you're just reenacting "The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis" episode of Sunny.

America has nowhere near enough resources and infrastructurr to be energy self-sufficient as of now. What does it matter if they let them build up and compete for a little while when they can drop the floor from under american companies feet at any time? OPEC is king.

you know gas goes bad with time, right?

I don't watch the idiot box.

you sad daughter fucking redneck.

where do you live? i want to keep an eye out for podunk shanties burning down in the middle of the night.

I worked on cars a lot when I was younger. You would be surprised how long that actually takes.

I was just about to say the same thing.

uhhhh opec is reducing production to 'fix' the oversupply which had made oil cheap as. the saudis oil extraction process and shit is way cheaper than how shale oil is extracted and therefore when the price hits a certain value the shale oil is more valuable inside the well than outside the well and they stop production. The only reason they are doing it so up the price ergo you were correct.

Bout two years, yea?

Gasoline has a best-before date. It won't burn as cleanly once it gets even a few months old.

Tell me something I don't know, kiddo.

Then people are going to come to your house to buy gas?

No, I'll use it myself and save a fortune.

Thanks captain hindsight. What is the point of your thread then?

are you Charlie? Is this It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

Even if you were right about every single thing you said, you're still fucking pathetic.

>smelling up the house

Fucking pathetic.

Wanted to see if Sup Forums had any ideas on how to keep it from smelling up the house. Neighbors would smell heavy ventillation, so I'm kind of having trouble thinking what to do after I put a tarp down.

doesnt gas go flat, after 90 days?

Of course not, you innovate! You bring the gas to them!

WILD CARD BITCHES

youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

no it took much longer for that gas lake to dry up more like hundreds of years

Anyone got any ideas?

just buy it crude and then drive it to your local refinery

YEEEEEEEEHAW

Gas in an open container evaporates. That is the disgusting smell. Most will evaporate from your pool in a year or so. Good luck selling whatever is left.

>sitting in am overground pool in my garrage

It's going to disappear.

It should be in a tank to prevent it from escaping as vapor.

You're going to loose all of your money.

Dumb ass.

Too l8 fam. Plus, that's how you get caught. You can't just get barrels of crude oil delivered to your fucking door. The fire marsall would be fucking you three ways from sunday in a matter of hours.

Putting a heavy tarp down won't work? Where the fuck do I get a tank and how much it cos?

Jesus Christ OP...

That tarp would have to be sealed tight and something applied to it so it doesn't seep through it. If you can still smell it after purifying the air and cleaning the walls and floor, it's still getting through, though slower than if it were open.

Also, I think gas can eat through certain materials, but I don't know much about that.

As soon as Trump takes office, gas will be 64 cents a gallon.

Also, you could get them from industrial supply companies, it could range from $4000 to $7000.

Right. Worst cas scenario is I go buy another pool. I'll look into coating the tarp in something too. I think I've got an idea for a good seal. Anyhow, as long as the smell isn't what it is now, I can always tell the neighbors my car is giving me problems if they smell gas.

Cite your source fag

>$4000 to $7000
Well, so much for that.

www.pornhub.com/video/trump-promises-to-lower-gas-to-half-dollar

seriously wtf is wrong with you?

invest in stock
or make beer and sell that

Just check google there are ones less than $2000

Sir, I wish to buy some petrol, do you ship to Europe? One big Tupperware box is enough.

So what you are saying is you have a massive potential fire and ecological hazard on your property because you wanted to speculate on gasoline prices? Wew, lad. I hope this it bait.