My friends just saw my clean shaven hairless asshole. now they think i am gay

my friends just saw my clean shaven hairless asshole. now they think i am gay..

how can i prove to them im straight?
>inb4 get gf

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II'd suggest by first start not showing them your clean shaven asshole faggot

just tell them its for hygiene... also how did they see it?

easy. suck them all off, and tell them you were not aroused by doing it. problem solved!

this was only the second time ive done it. the itch is hell for a few days, but it really cuts down on wiping time which i love

Move out of Morocco

wait... other straight dudes don't shave their assholes???

Next time you let him fuck you in the ass turn off the light...

This. You should probably cry a little every time you swallow a load.

Provide evidence that you support the racist/bigoted alt righters.

post shaved asshole for assessment on its sexual preference

Don't shave your asshole for a few months and then drop your pants in front of them while spreading your cheeks.
>See? I aint gay.

this
also how did friends see asshole?
also is pic related?

i was just setting on the couch in the fetal position in just my underwear

Just tell them that looking at other mens assholes is gay and they will shut up

but i'm straight thouugh

Clearly the right answer

OP here, I was in the gym shower with my team after a football (soccer) game and apparently it is common here for everyone to shower at the same time

wheres that pic from, think i know the left one

Reaffirm your masculinity by challenging them to a fight of oily penises

they would all gang up on me. i could never beat all them off

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i had a girlfriend who liked my asshole shaved, not because she liked butt stuff but she just found my hairy asshole gross. so i started shaving and it's just a habit now. nothing gay about it

Same. I only shave my asshole when I'm getting dom'd by guys on kik.

let them all fuck you in the ass. that will show them!

join for sauce
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Offer to have them fuck your hairless asshole. After each of your friends finishes inside of you simply say "no homo". Problem solved.

Your first mistake was showing your mates your asshole.

lol

-Don't talk about topic again
-If topic is discussed again then be honest...tell them why you did it
-If you,OP, are indeed a faggot tell this: I was way too hairy there...do you consider smelling like shit and having poo fragments stuck there is manly?

Knock up your mom then theyd know

Ask them why they were checking out your asshole in the first place, maybe they're the fags. Offer to let them tongue it for a bit.

The best defense is a good offense.

None of my friends have ever seen my asshole, can't help you with one.