I have a GF, why don't you?

I have a GF, why don't you?

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She has a beard?

I have standards

Cause I'm bout to take urs

Why does your uglyazz gf wear a fudora ?

So, let me get this straight. You're a literal fedora-neckbeard, with a pig-nosed 2/10 girlfriend, here to brag about how you got tied down to the only vagina willing to give you the time of day? Some of us have options, you know.

How much does she charge you?

Looks like a heroin Jew rat

left or right hand doesn't really count as options

You're dating lurch?

I don't know a lot about girls but I'd suck the bitch on the lefts dick

It's Rik Mayall and Carlos Santana

Actually, I would rather masturbate than tarnish my dick on that goblin. Thankfully, I don't have to.

noone cares you fedora wearing fuck

Thta's a girl?

that's good, because if you tried to touch her I'd break your teeth

I do

Because I don't date gremlins

Go to bed Seth

She's gonna rip your dick off bro!

stand·ard
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noun
plural noun: standards
1.a level of quality or attainment.
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synonyms: quality, level, grade, caliber, merit, excellence
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waste of trips on a faggot.

No you wouldn't, pussy

What a disgusting looking she beast. I wouldnt let that troll sniff my balls. Sucks that you got tied down to a pig nosed skank

Have you hit her in the shitter like old Tex Ritter?

yup, sometimes we have threesomes with my ex-roommate DP for dayzzz

you know that bitch has sucked 10s of dicks prior to yours, right? and since she goes for the neckbeard type, its likely a few of them are on here as well.

and btw, no one is scared of wal-mart brand neo.

nice way to get this autist bullied, post a picture of yourself and your non existing girlfriend u beta twat

Fedorable. Your threats aren't so spooky, especially since you've already outed yourself as a pencil-necked weakling.

So, not only is she a pig nosed skank...she also has blown out genitals and probably is still fucking your ex roommate behind your back while you work to pay the bills

Because I'm not a faggot.

She needs to brush those teeth maybe floss or stop smiling
JezuzH

kek

shitty fedora? check
goodwill/hand me down leather jacket? check
patchy, poorly groomed beard? check
obligatory stupid necklace? check
ugly girlfriend? check
yep confrmed...total beta loser desperate to be anything else

Have you considered an hero?

I have but I don't want her anymore

>keking at his own posts because nobody else will.

Goddamn what's wrong with her snout?

and the yay's have it

im gay

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She looks like she would have weird/lopsided tits or total beef curtain vagina. I guarantee she smells...probably like cigarettes (cheap ones) and sweat. She looks like she bathes maybe once a week and had bad hygiene in general. Why would you be proud of this?

Post feminine penis

I have a pic of her fucking my ex roomie, but I have a feeling he wouldn't like that

You have a gf until the roofie wears off

To busy running my newly opened business. Ain't got time for "Where you been at"
"Why havn't you text back"
"why you doing that again
And the classic
"Stop trying to stick it in my ass"

prove it you bitch. no one believes you.

this is Sup Forums, roll trips and it will happen.

I love how you all talk shit about my girl, but you fall all over yourselves when n00dz are on the table

No one cares about your ugly fake gf. Go away.

nobody is falling over themselves. more than likely someone wants a picture of it to photoshop and turn into a meme faggot. dont kid yourself, even by Sup Forums standards that bitch is fucking disgusting

>fedorable
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