I have a GF, why don't you?
I have a GF, why don't you?
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She has a beard?
I have standards
Cause I'm bout to take urs
Why does your uglyazz gf wear a fudora ?
So, let me get this straight. You're a literal fedora-neckbeard, with a pig-nosed 2/10 girlfriend, here to brag about how you got tied down to the only vagina willing to give you the time of day? Some of us have options, you know.
How much does she charge you?
Looks like a heroin Jew rat
left or right hand doesn't really count as options
You're dating lurch?
I don't know a lot about girls but I'd suck the bitch on the lefts dick
It's Rik Mayall and Carlos Santana
Actually, I would rather masturbate than tarnish my dick on that goblin. Thankfully, I don't have to.
noone cares you fedora wearing fuck
Thta's a girl?
that's good, because if you tried to touch her I'd break your teeth
I do
Because I don't date gremlins
Go to bed Seth
She's gonna rip your dick off bro!
stand·ard
ˈstandərd/Submit
noun
plural noun: standards
1.a level of quality or attainment.
"their restaurant offers a high standard of service"
synonyms: quality, level, grade, caliber, merit, excellence
"the standard of her work"
2. an idea or thing used as a measure, norm, or model in comparative evaluations.
"the wages are low by today's standards"
waste of trips on a faggot.
No you wouldn't, pussy
What a disgusting looking she beast. I wouldnt let that troll sniff my balls. Sucks that you got tied down to a pig nosed skank
Have you hit her in the shitter like old Tex Ritter?
yup, sometimes we have threesomes with my ex-roommate DP for dayzzz
you know that bitch has sucked 10s of dicks prior to yours, right? and since she goes for the neckbeard type, its likely a few of them are on here as well.
and btw, no one is scared of wal-mart brand neo.
nice way to get this autist bullied, post a picture of yourself and your non existing girlfriend u beta twat
Fedorable. Your threats aren't so spooky, especially since you've already outed yourself as a pencil-necked weakling.
So, not only is she a pig nosed skank...she also has blown out genitals and probably is still fucking your ex roommate behind your back while you work to pay the bills
Because I'm not a faggot.
She needs to brush those teeth maybe floss or stop smiling
JezuzH
kek
shitty fedora? check
goodwill/hand me down leather jacket? check
patchy, poorly groomed beard? check
obligatory stupid necklace? check
ugly girlfriend? check
yep confrmed...total beta loser desperate to be anything else
Have you considered an hero?
I have but I don't want her anymore
>keking at his own posts because nobody else will.
Goddamn what's wrong with her snout?
and the yay's have it
im gay
She looks like she would have weird/lopsided tits or total beef curtain vagina. I guarantee she smells...probably like cigarettes (cheap ones) and sweat. She looks like she bathes maybe once a week and had bad hygiene in general. Why would you be proud of this?
Post feminine penis
I have a pic of her fucking my ex roomie, but I have a feeling he wouldn't like that
You have a gf until the roofie wears off
To busy running my newly opened business. Ain't got time for "Where you been at"
"Why havn't you text back"
"why you doing that again
And the classic
"Stop trying to stick it in my ass"
prove it you bitch. no one believes you.
this is Sup Forums, roll trips and it will happen.
I love how you all talk shit about my girl, but you fall all over yourselves when n00dz are on the table
No one cares about your ugly fake gf. Go away.
nobody is falling over themselves. more than likely someone wants a picture of it to photoshop and turn into a meme faggot. dont kid yourself, even by Sup Forums standards that bitch is fucking disgusting
>fedorable
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