> be me
> the year is 2036
> trump is being sworn in for his 5th consecutive term
> wake up to a blowjob from my government issued Melania Trump sex-bot
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> decide to cum on her face (hey it's a celebration)
> grab her by the pussy to deactivate her for the day
> turn on 46k holodeck to the news to hear that shillary clinton has died in jail
> keks ensue
> Get in my locally made american car and drive to great paying no longer outsourced job
> sit down to my desk and take some call from some chinese businessmen begging to do business with my company
> further keks ensue
> decide to go to lunch
> walking downtown to my favorite restaurant
> without a care in the world since the WALL and ban on muslims there hasn't been a terror attack since 2016
> hear commotion
> turn to see mexican feminist landwhale waddling down the street screaming at the top of her lung
> see police laugh as they arrest her for being both a feminist and mexican both illegal since 2022
> laugh as i see landwhale flop around on the ground screaming "patriarchy!!! patriarchy!!!"
> land whale immediately has a heart attack
> her body is far too healthy, she dies
> even further keks ensue
> go back to work finish early since it's inauguration day
> get home
> turn on 46k holodeck to watch inauguration speech by Godking TRUMP
> everyone is losing their minds in the crowd
> women are undressing screaming, begging, God King TRUMP to grab them by the pussy
> the Godking politely declines
> the God King settles the crowd. women are still topless laying on the ground spread eagle
> Godking TRUMP start talking about his next hundred days in office
> tells of his plan to build the WALL even higher this year as just a show of force to the mexican't government
> then tells his plan for another wall on mars to keep those damn martians out of new trumpistan
>cont.
be me
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en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
cnn.com
usatoday.com
usnews.com
youtube.com
merriam-webster.com
arstechnica.com
scientificamerican.com
theguardian.com
politicususa.com
outsidethebeltway.com
washingtonpost.com
csmonitor.com
twitter.com
> think to myself good fuck those space mexicans
> then says to the crowd that this will be his last term in office
> crowds start to weep like lost children
> "but but muh God King"
> Godking TRUMP comforts the crowd saying that he has accomplished everything he has set out to do
> lean back in my chair while receiving blowjob from Melania sex-bot
> ponder to myself a life without the Godking
> but come to the moment of clarity. that he did it. the God King really did it.
> salute 46k holodeck as i ejaculate down sex-bots throat
> single tear of joy rolls down face
> thank you based Donald
> thank you for making america great again
Kek
Grow up kid.
The future looks bright comrade.
nigga you on Sup Forums
Not a bad little satirical essay. Made me kek too.
That's not satire, it's bootlicking.
See:
you mad bro
I'm done with this conversation.
awww im so sad back to your safe space cuck
Sad state of affairs that bootlicking a president is considered trolling these days.
sad state of affairs that a green texts trigger you cucks so bad.
You only think you're just trolling. But this kind of bootlicking will be constantly seen all over Sup Forums because of:
Google "chilling effect." Real people won't be speaking out about the freedoms you will be losing, all the crimes that will be committed because of this. Since these conscientious people will no longer post, Sup Forums will be nothing but an army of Trump bootlickers shilling for him. You're his own personal meme army and you bootlick for free.
There's a term for this it's called "useful idiots."
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
You are being warned. Think.
talk to me after america is great again
libtard news jizz rags
You are such a retard.
no you are
You actually think you're trolling which is the saddest part.
The president can't run for more than two terms, you retard.
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i know the amendment to the constitution is removed in 2018
What's so funny, faggot? It's true.
Aw shit, I hate losing all those "freedoms", you know, the ones that liberals protect and republicans want to take from you..
wait, which freedoms were those again?
I know that. It's funny that OP doesn't know that. But Trumpcucks aren't known for being knowledgeable about anything whatsoever except thinking with their emotions.
If you don't know, then you have no hope.
You are in need of a cockslap by a big black dick.
nah but you mom does
ITT: stupid faggots taking a kek-worthy greenpost WAAAY too seriously
i know right.
aw that's cute, just another libtard regurgitating baseless, factless fears, the ones heard around campus like "Trump so racist!" and "republicans take all freeddoms!" and "Rich people bads omg"
Thank you for enlightening us with your intelligent, fact-based discourse. Now go back to cuckville with the rest of the Hillary fagbois
I've never seen this much dickriding of a politician ever. This man is going to be the worse of the worse which is the ironic part. I'm just warning you of what's going to happen.
Again, see here for foreshadowing:
You are even more retarded than the people you insult. The internet has been watched like that since the beginning and no one has used that information to opress people. We still openly talk shit, threaten to blow things up, and sell drugs on here with no consequences.
You're just a retard. You aren't pretending.
See:
You're also a newfag, I can tell. Probably underage too. Dork.
Haven't we been seeing humorous greentexts like this on b for years and years. Why do people suddenly get bent out of shape and take it seriously now?
No one bootlicked Obama or Bush ever like this. These dorks have their tongues deep in Trump's ass and they still don't get what's going to happen.
You missed every libtard and every media member ever riding Obama's cock the last 8 years? man, i wish i'd had those kind of blinders on
I guess when you're suck a faggot, you don't recognize how surrounded you are by other faggotry, but trust me the last 8 years have been millions of people collectively sucking obama's cock and anointing him amerigod for accompilshing literally nothing
Terrible foreign policy, weak military, giantest nigger pussy ever on display for the world to see, shit-tier grasp of economics, made every attempt to squash domestic non-reneweable energy sources, retarded scandals such as Fas n furious, IRS, etc, degraded race relations by auto-supporting negroids in white vs. black scenarios, he was absotutely the worst president we will ever witness, and democrats fought each other to see who could suck his cock the most
Nice projection of your own hopeless faggotry
>lel
>space Mexicans
Damn those crafty bastards
We're not talking about what the media does retard, we're talking about how anons never bootlicked a fucking politician like the Trumpshillcucks do, moron. Quit fucking shilling, no one here with a functioning brain gives a fuck about any of these pieces of shit politicians.
Boot licked I like the new buzzword but unrelated did you not read what the fuq I just said? It was Mai my directed at you. Why you taking this shit seriously. No one believe that trump will build a wall on Mars to keep out the Martians or be elected for a 5th term while we fuck milania sex dolls. It's an entertaining greentext which has been a staple of b since I started coming here and probably long before that. U is a rul faggit
Even while ignoring their political and religious beliefs, the majority of trump supporters are fucking retarded.
1) They never have any kind of facts to bring up to support their claims
2) They call anyone who disagrees with them cuck, sjw, or libtards.
3) They lack even the most basic understanding of the freedoms provided by the constitution unless it's about guns.
4) They have no concept of irony.
5) They're not clever by even the standards of Sup Forums.
6) They're not funny even when they think they are.
In short, this is going to be a fucking boring 4 years for everyone. At least bush supporters were clever enough to make me laugh frequently despite being wrong about everything.
It's not a buzzword, it's a word-word.
>No one bootlicked Obama... ever like this.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
They literally had school children sing songs to him. They called him the "Light Worker." The press photographed him with halo effects around his head repeatedly.
Jesus. What are you, 15? "Obama cultists" were a real thing.
See:
Funny how this whole post is irony incarnate
Fucking hell several years ago this place would have driven out your collective faggotry
>I don't know what irony means: the post
>several years ago this place would have driven out your collective faggotry
>this is what Sup Forumstards actually believe
if Sup Forums used to be so retarded and rightwing, then why did they make a containment board to keep the racist scum away?
I liked bush and I liked Obama. Didn't like trump or hill. But why you got such a problem with trump supporters? Just let them do their thing. Most trump supporters wouldn't be so ardent and obstreperous in their opinions if people weren't constantly bad mouthing them. Ever think you're part of the problem bud?
The entire point of greentext was to lead the reader into thinking it was true only to fool them with a hilariously absurd ending.
How long have you been here to think this utter retardation is quality?
..not related to anything at all but are you fucking retarded? Sup Forums is a containment board moron
don't worry. They'll be real quiet when trump doesn't do anything.
"were going to replace obamacare!"
"what about all the good things in obamacare"
"oh... well.. we're going to keep those.." (i.e. keep obamacare)
"Were going to build a wall and make mexico pay for it!"
"Congress has been discussing maybe building a fence"
"sure, a fence is fine"
"Were going to end welfare!"
"What about medicare, medicaid and social security?"
"those are fine"
You idiots elected a meme for president.
You obviously do, since you've allowed your boipussy to dry up after hillary lost
>acting like you don't care about politicians and make some independent intellectual insightful observation, meanwhile internal agony still ensues that your candidate was awful and you are sad that you lack the mental ability to comprehend the intricacies of intellectual discourse and political debate "RAWR TRUMP BAD ME SAD" fucking kek
I think you just answered your own question, user. And if you can't see why, you're a massive newfag faggot.
I'm not even American, nor right-wing, and I believe this left-wing bullshit you idiots display is abominable.
Aboot 6 years now. I think you just don't understand how greentext stories work Sup Forumsro. This is the way things have always been around here. Maybe not focused on trump but always with this style. It's just entertainment that's why we read greentexts. I'm starting to think shills might actually be a thing
Sup Forums has always been the primary board of Sup Forums, just like every other chan.
when faggots started shitposting futa they got /d/. same deal with /mlp/, /r9k/, and especially Sup Forums.
See this where you go full fucking autist.
A few years ago, just like today people would have gotten sick of shitty greentext that doesn't even troll or have a punchline or anything.
Forced memes are forced and stop being funny, especially when they aren't even quality like this dickriding here.
The best part is you would probably let Trump fuck your wife. Hence your die hard defense of a guy about to fuck your country.
>And if you can't see why, you're a massive newfag faggot.
>I don't know how to argue so you're a faggot
Typical trumpfag.
ITT: faggots complain about dickriding
>faggots
>complain about dickriding
Your whole party is based on dickriding you should be fapping nonstop to all of it you homos
Surely, I must be a shill for having a different opinion on the history of this board and my observation of it.
You're devoid of critical thought and nuance. Have fun in the next 10 months while our economy crashes. I give it till Septemberish.
you can always make them rage themselves away though.
They fly off the handle the first time you present a question they can't answer which is pretty much everything since they're ignorant as fuck.
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Dumbocrats think they're "centrist" i love the ones that don't even know they're brainless Democrat shills and sincerely believe they're somehow above the fray and removed from it by virtue of some self-ascribed and delusional intellectual superiority, when in reality they are swimming in liberal cum, they're just so used to being surrounded by faggotry they forgot what it looks like from the outside
..you mean all boards with set clear reasons for existing? I will admit mlp is a containment board as well but that's cause back in the brony heyday they were posting in pretty much every board and everyone got sick of their shit. Sup Forums is the containment board of Sup Forums that's fact. Find me another board that has trap, loli, dubs, cock r8(maybe /fit/) or fb fap threads? You won't cause all these shit threads are contained in Sup Forums. You fucking moron b is literally the containment board for all the worst threads. Always has been always will
Fuck off cucc
nice giant run on sentence.
are all of you going to be mimicking trump's barely english speaking style? it'll make you really easy to spot.
To choose what I put in my body.
Reread what I've said. At no point did I claim trump was the savior to America. I don't much like the guy but I also don't think he'll drive this country into the ground. He'll be just another president and that's that. Now back to the original point, how long have you been hear that you have no understanding of a good greentext story?
You spelled cuck wrong.
I've been saying this and demonstrating it for the last 20 years of my life. I've got a lengthy resume of making democrats look like shit when they can't drum up a single fact to support any of their positions.
Now Trump is elected, and the same Democrats think they can turn the tables by making the same claims, with no historical evidence to support it, and the real joke is that Trump isn't even in office yet, and you cuckbois have already shat yourselves and blown your loads with your attempt to commandeer the premise that the opposition party members haven't a clue how to logically debate their positions.... this is greatly humorous to me. You should at least save it for a few years into his presidency,
but i understand, you find yourself in a position of mental inferiority, and, panicking, are now regurgitating the things that have been (correctly) said about you
Don't worry user no one is going to restrict your freedom to shove 9" dildos in your asshole
I know, they restrict my freedom to ingest psychoactive substances.
>the year is 2036
>you're still working
what the fuck kind of dumb ass dream scenarios do you think up dickhead
you must be some sort of faggot
Trump doesn't care how many cocks you squat on
Milke those bbcs with your loose mangina,, leaking liquid shit on them in the process, you think he cares?
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>20 years
First off how old are you?
Second was the political climate anywhere near as partisan 15-20 years ago? I feel like when it was bush v gore most people just felt like they were the same political elite with slightly varying positions
You're dumb as fuck
>wait, which freedoms were those again?
Net neutrality, clean air, clean water, speech, press, look at porn, buying condoms, being paid a livable wage, not being put to death because you fucked a women you're not married to.
Everyone of those is something a republican has tried to make illegal or sell away to corporations. But have fun with your maga hat and ever growing list of failed campaign promises.
I was trying to make a joke but fair enough. Just deny it? I got arrested for being out of my mind on 5 tabs of acid a couple years ago but since I kept denying it all they could get me for was a drunk and disorderly
Oh shit my bad I forgot. Thanks for answering my question though
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Hey man you got some of that proof that all the kids are talking about these day?
They're all the same elite, moron.
It's also illegal to sell and be in possession of.
You must be some sort of kid.
I hate Trump and I find OPs shit pretty hilarious. How the fuck did this divolve into a debate.
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>says nothing
>claims victory
trump in a nutshell
>I bootlick for free
I'm not disagreeing with ya I'm just saying that was the general consensus back in the day and now we seem to be a bit more partisan aboot things
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Is that my mom?
Nvm that's my mom
Nice. Here's mine and my aunt
This sentence reminds me of the times when I don't take a shit for like 5 days. Finally when I do, the poop is this big, long never-ending turd, kind of like this post. This sentence is just like my long ass turds.
This going to take a bit
>Net neutrality
arstechnica.com
>clean air
>clean water
scientificamerican.com
>press
theguardian.com
>look at porn
politicususa.com
>buying condoms
outsidethebeltway.com
>being paid a livable wage
washingtonpost.com
>not being put to death because you fucked a women you're not married to.
csmonitor.com
Republicans don't actually care about freedom. They care about making their donors enough money to have it trickle down to themselves.
Democrats aren't much better, but they are better.