You see a nigger walking towards you holding this

>you see a nigger walking towards you holding this

What do?

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Shoot it

Laugh about how unsharp the object is, then turn and jog away while taunting him.

Bribe him with welfare and young white women.

Shoot him, it's not like anyone would mind.

Nothing, he's a nigger and thus too lazy to get close enough to do damage. Could probably talk him into slicing off his own cock with it if you had a few chicken strtips and watermelon to bribe him with.

ask myself why the fuck didnt i cross the road like i thought i should

GET IT LOL I GOT A NAZI SYMBOL OVER MY HEART

PROUD

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That hand is fucking disgusting. niggers are gross

It's like they come pre-dirty. Like shit actual shit skin.

>Dress up as a member of the KKK
>Take out a burning cross
>Take out whip

Chase the scared black till he faints from exhaustion or fear.

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You're forgetting they're black.

So...

is he gonna fucking shuck oysters for me? cuz that a mollusk knife bro. Dull tip for prying, sharp sides to cut connective tissue.

let him finish shucking my oysters

tell him im already circumcised and to have a good day

That's some hive mind right there

>pull gun
>force him to come home with me
>bathe him very thoroughly to get rid of the nigger smell and diseases
>chain him naked to my bed
>buy viagra
>sleep with big black cock in my ass every night
>no need to ever leave house, can use the knife he brought and subsist on his flesh
>eat very wastefully and greedily and get chubby from consuming so many calories in so little time
>eat and eat over several days till he all gone
>one less nigger in world :-)
>sell body to fat fetishists 5ever
>repeat from start for any who are nigs
>infinite tasty food :-) :-) :-)

>Look!
*Throw them away from me*
>Shiieet!
>He runs after them

let him butter up my bread and share it with him

sorry b/ but...

>I love mah niggas

9mm hollow points. Two to the chest and one to the brain.

clear shirt and draw and tell him to back the fuck down or get his dumb monkey head blown off.

you could make democratic presidential candidate.

360 and walk away

bivalve sea creatures technically have no central nervous system, you cis male oppressor. Way to flaunt your brain stem privilege.

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>dab on him
>no bra i'm a cool honkey
>lets shell some mollusks together
>use razor sharp shell seperating side of mollusk knife to cut him to the white meat

pull out my 380 and shoot him with it

OP learn how to spell you stupid dumb nigger faggit KYS

I give him some toast and butter, as without that a butter knife would be pretty much useless.

inform this dark gentleman that I am not a bivalve sea creature and have no fear of a mollusk knife. Furiously kek at all non fishmonger anons who view this simple tool for processing bivalves (like mussels dog) for a threatening weapon.

its 2016, seafood much plebs?

I show him my nunchucks

Hand him a watermelon

Neither of you faggots know me. It is pretty easy. Make eye contact. Engage a conversation. Get him interested in anything. The eye iris in him shows a relaxation. Make the move first tilting the barrel to him. His hand breaks after his wrist twisted. No discharge. Move other hand to grasp handgun. Knee sweep to knock him down. Put gun barrel to his forehead. Then the perp is your bitch. Last time was in Oakland, CA after a night of drinking. People were throwing money at me to kill the nigger. I kept the gun and let him run back to momma. Drove along the 13 into Berkeley and then over 24 to avoid the 880 since the gang bangers would look for me that way. Threw the gun in the bay the next day.

Oh, uh.. cool bro.

shoot him and his monkey friends with my gun.

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Mollusk here. Frankly, I'm deathly afraid of this scenario regardless of the race holding the knife. I've heard some stories, about bivalve sea creatures just chilling one minute, and then scooped up the next minute and being put in a semi permanent coma on chipped ice. You think that's fucked up? As soon as you wake up from frozen purgatory, you're thrown in a hot wok with fresh ginger, shredded carrot, rice wine vinegar and a little water. 10 minutes later, you have opened up your shell beautifully. Your juices are reduced down and poured over rice, and

i'm fucking hungry and hornh asd;oi

blast that nigger in the kneecaps, then hang that nigger from a tree

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storng cat durid is haf no ninervate ok
drink a pot noob lol

dateline: 1984, oakland, CA

mysterious badass continuallly breaking wrists of young black men. After subduing african genlemen, the perp proceeds to slowly and sensually sodomize the victim as though they were in a long term relationship. Attacker is frequently reported to tell victims "I love spending time with your mother in law" and "your sister is totally wrong, you are not a bitch to your brother" Victims report the prtpuf gu
fuck yo granny in the ass

JESUS CHRIST ITS JASON BOURNE

give him 12 oysters?

Le Edge

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Quickly pull out a job application and begin chanting these words " Nigger nigger go away i don't want to smell you today" until his skin gets ashier and he runs away

Now that's the spirit user! I'm so sick of these Sup Forums faggots, and all the boring horse shit that they shitpost constantly. You have demonstrated that old school Sup Forums still exists, and thus ever so slightly restored like a sixty fourth of a percent of my faith in humanity, or at least the broken and deranged portion of humanity that would frequent Sup Forums. Great job, non-faggot.