Walk into your kitchen

>walk into your kitchen
>see this
Wat do???

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Let him do his thing

drop my panties and present myself

Tits or gtfo

TELL THAT NIGER TO GET THE HELL OUT MY KITCHEN.

make an idiot sandwich

You're not Gordie, you don't get to see anything

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Preheat the oven to 360 and walk away

Time to cook for him!

IT'S RAAAAW FUCKING BLAND!

GG WP

Pull out my phone and search what risotto actully is because he will problem want me to make it

I would use SIMPUHL, RUSTIC INGREDIENTS, yeah? Yew fockin donkey!

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Challenge him.

I know they play him off as a dick on his shows, but he's a real fucking man and a baller chef. I'd love to meet this dude.

Pray he doesnt ask me to make scallops.

Admit that I'm a fail sandwich.

try to draw his attention away from the mouse traps

Shoot him for trespassing.

yea i know, that whole dick thing on those shows are just for the views.
hes actually super passionate about food, like shit, when he teaches adults in the industry that don't know shit, yea hes gana lose his shit.
but when hes teaching kids, he sees future chefs and guides them, which honestly makes me feel for the guy.
good guy