ITT everyone post a super power, then we all collectively reply with something that would make the power useless.
ITT everyone post a super power, then we all collectively reply with something that would make the power useless
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The ability to see into the future
you would go 20% more blind every time you use the power
but youre also a nigger
You can only see one second into the future and it takes one second until you return to real time
You become a modern day cursader
Become the perfect human being. Perfect personality so everyone wants to be around you, perfect physical traits, perfect athletic abilty, perfect intelligence
the power to get dubs instantly
check em
There are no crusades to join
But your also gay
but after a year the effects reverse
Can never get anything other than dubs. No trips, no singles, nothing
But you have to get singles first
but you never hit them because someone else, like me, steals it.
The ability to rustle anyone's jimmies on command
The power to look like anyone
Holy shit
IT'S FUCKING REAL
but only when no one is watching you
everytime you shapeshifter into someone else you progress a stage in cancer
>pic related
but you get just as mad when it happens
But your skin peels off immediately revealing your normal self
seriously
...
But you have no control over who that person is.
You could still rob people like that. not useless
everything you say is right, true, and correct
Manipulating physical and conceptual boundaries
I can teleport anywhere on the planet, only thing I need is to visualize where I want to go.
The power to absorb and remove the powers of all other entities from any distance or location
so long as anyone happens to be jewish and black
The power to remove the visual cortex of others with my mind.
but every time you reappear your entire body is inside-out
but your lungs collapse every ten minutes
But everything you say infuriates people to the point of lynching your honest ass.
you also happen to be Blind Willie McTell
Except your penis, which is just inside your bum
But your body can't handle all the power and you just explode.
"everyone is content with what i have to say"
The ability to always be erect
Telekinesis, able to levitate myself and make myself fly as well move object with my mind
One For All
The power of flight
But if anything touches your erect penis then it will fall off
but you smell so godawful that nobody will come within shouting distance of you.
Slowly destroys your brain when you use it.
The power to become OP
the condition that would make it useless: be straight and have a social life
Checked
And yet you have agoraphobia and can't psychologically leave your house.
But the only phrase you can speak is "I will lose my power"
The power to kill myself
But the blood accumulates until your dick explodes
My power would be not existing
But you are reborn as a lower life form each time
Equivalent to 20% of your regular carry weight.
Super Strength
You experience muscle atrophy at an extremely accelerated rate.
but the only muscle able to wield it is your sphincter
imagine the choke holds
the ability to freeze time and freely roam around
But you have no idea how to unfreeze time
But everything returns to normal.once you unfreeze time and you can't remember anything you did during that time
You're not a gay vampire
Time control
the ability to suck dicks
Depends on what kind of time control. If you could rewind time, couldn't you rewind time so far you would go back to the start of time. undoing your own existence.
you only ever see outcomes that will NOT happen
Every time you laugh, your life extends by 1 year.
I don't get *that* wet when it rains
But you're autistic and paralyzed waist down
being able to change your body on a molecular structure at an instant (ie Strength, or armoredskin)
you're forced to be president for 8 years starting in 2017
you're forced to be president for 8 years, starting in 2017
you're forced to be president for 8 years, starting in 2017
but none of the courage
except the mutation gives you instant cancer, which your power doesnt work against
but you mouth is the size of an small surgical tube
the power to do a have when you for any time at all
but you don't have the ability to stop
but always end up being a "i have already"
It would jelousy and eventually end up in a Caesar situation where your closest allies betray you
The power to die on command.
but with and time delay that is random
but you can only do it once
what does cyanide not work well enough for you?
hard to come by
a superpower?
Russia
Trump
Yeah because if anyone's tough on Russia's bullshit it's Trump, right?
you aren't supposed to make him stronger
is really Russia a superpower? think of it wich country has been making guns for the whole world, quietly entered all out hearts and "heling" out from the shadows, it used to be a country full of rapists,looters and violence and alot of sodomy, but it suddenly change and have had peace for almost 200 years im not naming it but i think that is a country to be afraid of
only YLYL threads make you laugh
hitler's early invasions were done with limited resources made to look more expansive than they were. If you can be really scary you can punch above your weight. But i guess team america world police didn't exist back then.
Are you TRYING to force me to stay on Sup Forums? xD
the ability to manipulate probability
But the probability of it working are very low.
but when you arrive you're 30 feet above where you would land and will likely injure your legs every time
but it gives the powers to people that hate you
but you have to act out the movements that you would normally have to perform anyway. if you move a book, you have to walk in place the number of steps to the book and mime out picking it up and bringing it back.