Sup Forums what are the chances I could fuck my stepdad?

Sup Forums what are the chances I could fuck my stepdad?
Pic related is me. Also I'm bored and taking requests..

Unless he's gay your trap ass is going to stay unused.

Time stamp tits or get the fuck out

i see you're well versed in mens hands

Show us your dick

You are just another project of the goverment serious brain damage lost of control of your own behavior you neither adam or eva you just someone. On the road ro hell

>you neither adam or eva you just someone.
>or eva
>eva

could you please write, "oloff is king" on your tits? it would be VERY appreciated.

cameltoe shot?

K
He's straight as an arrow but I always catch him looking at me when we are sitting on the couch or something and I have my legs up or and stuff like that

>taking requests
Suicide fag, make it hurt

Just ask him if you can suck his dick

Oh... No I'm a guy

>I see him looking at me in normal situations at home
>he must want my ass
Kek you're seeing shit that ain't there.

But I'm sure he's definitely thought about it, the thought of me in a sexual situation has crossed his mind just purely based on the way I position myself around him. Is it really impossible to convince him to accept free blowjobs at least and anal when I'm sure he's not getting any from my mom? I just need advice.

I'd say you could, nice ass and attractive overall. Just don't push too hard for it, and wear some tight shorts/ as little as possible around him.

I guess try to edge your way in there by "accidently" touching his dick through his pants, or walk in front of him and pick something up off the ground without bending your knees and back you ass up into him. I know these would turn me right the fuck on but I'm not him, you gata see how he reacts and if it just makes things akward between you two who cares, he's a step dad

Okay but even if I tease him like that how do I make a real move?

Esta una trappa.

If you see that he's very much so into it then wait until its just you two alone then go up to him almost naked and say shit like "I want you to fuck my tight ass over the countertop until I can't walk" or some shit. Its not rocket science homie

Life's not the opening to a porno homie

Maybe if you dress like a girl

then contribute to the thread fag

this. put on a cute little bikini and prance around the house like the little cock lover that you are.

OP clearly isn't pic related, but does anyone have his tumblr? I want to see all of his pictures

Ask him. Tell your dad you're a faggot and that you want to suck his dick. See what happens.

He is, actually, he posts teh same deluded fantasy everyday.

No oc means not him.

I mean, prbably just trying to bait his pictures, but he doesn't post OC often just teh same awful pictures

Unless you show a photo of you bulging that little asshole its going to remain un-dadfucked

Bulging?

how old are you? I might fuck your twink ass.

post your naked butt from behind with you standing.

mite b a troll but ifhe hasn't fucked you by now, nothing is gonna happen, except he'll beat you to death.

how old are you for you to be still living with your step dad/mom?

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Nigga, you got a shit personality and your face looks like a gremlin had sex with a ginger. Go get fucked by BBC instead of shitting up Sup Forums.

But you can't even see his face...

You realize a lot of non English countries say Eva

Do a pic with the peace sign and your cock