ITT: we collectively write the script for a Vsauce video

ITT: we collectively write the script for a Vsauce video.
I'll start:

Hey Vsauce, Micheal here

Niggers are

Ruining our economy so

Hitlers Ball sack

will save us

But.. what really IS a ballsack?

a ballsack is made up of

spit facts

Which then transform throuugh the power of fusion

Hey, Vsauce! Michael here...

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19.

You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

This is a random fact... but what is... "random"

There is a web board... on the internet... called "Sup Forums."

One of the sections... of this website is called "Sup Forums"

The purpose of Sup Forums is to be... completely random.

But what if... Sup Forums... stopped... being random...

What if every thread made... on this board was just... a copy... of a previous thread

What if every thread was literally a copy of a copy... of a copy...

What if instead of "random"... they were named something else... something more accurate of a description...

What if they were called... "copy and paste" instead...

What if Sup Forums ... became /cp/

As always. ... thanks for reading this in my voice.

genius

>/cp/

MODS MODS MODS

is this a pathetic attempt at being funny, or pretending to know the board culture?

Have you ever wondered...

what it means to be

a cock juggler

Fucking your own sister's grandfather?

And what if... the jews didnt exist? ... ever?

paradoxal

do you know what also is paradoxal?

Newfag.

what?

I mean some of his videos are extremely arbitrary and uninformative but i unironically like that way of asking questions that he has

It gets the noodle cooking and stuff, ya know

Just imagine a black/jew race war

As the paradox?

Imagine what it would mean. Now imagine a sphere

fuck me... the earth IS flat!

from this, we can extrapolate a justification for exterminatus

But what if the child consents tho

but what are dubs? and how do you get them?

I want to kill myself