My ideal bf is...
1. 180-190 cm, athletic build, huge muscle ass
2. 20-40 years old
3. can cook delicious food
4. reads Kafka and Proust
5. bottom
6. white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
Your thoughts?
Be me, 25
French, white
187, athletic
Read Kafka and Nietzsche
Can cook
But i'm Top.
So fuck you OP
Also i'm not dating Sup Forumstards
And also i'm not gay so i suppose that's a problem
My thought is that you're a disgusting faggot. Enjoy burning in hell you disgusting hedonist.
Me;
20
189cm
I fucking love cooking
Sadly I don't read those (however I love reading so it'll probably happen).
I am a bottom.
I'm white but I'm Polish and Swedish.
I enjoy textbook romantic lifestyles.
>180-190 cm, athletic build, huge muscle ass
so you're a basic bitch eh?`
>20-40 years old
see above
>can cook delicious food
so you're entitled AND shit at cooking, how nice
>can cook delicious food
add pretentious to that list
>bottom
are you sure you aren't looking for a slave?
>white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
>>english
>>>sexy
wew
>monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
fuck off you normie
185cm, I play football, basketball and go to gym.
20 years old.
My dad thought me how to cook and so did his dad.
Read some of Kafka's books.
I'm top, I'm dominant.
White English, I can speak French and German.
Sadly I don't like gay weebs.
>huge muscle ass
like this?
Me: 180cm, 70 kg,athletic, I cook great, I read Kafka,Sartre and shit, best ass ever, monogamous, romantic, love cuddling. But I aint't no faggot so fuck you fag!
Fucking christ are you that same fagget with the blue haired waifu folder? Just go to a strip club to get your boner off. Fuck this thread is retarded. Delete your faggot kik and kys
No, that's gross
You had me at 'ideal'...
do you like creampies?
Tits or GTFO
what makes you assume its a girl, there are so many faggots on here that it's probably a guy.
>1. 180-190 cm, athletic build, huge muscle ass
I'm 190 cm, a̶t̶h̶l̶e̶t̶i̶c̶ build, huge m̶u̶s̶c̶l̶e̶ ass
>2. 20-40 years old
23
>3. can cook delicious food
I make a mean microwave dinner
>4. reads Kafka and Proust
I don't read books by faggots
>5. bottom
I play Bot Support of League of Legends
>6. white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
White with french english blood and my fanfics are very sexual
>7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
I love cuddling while playing online
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>I play Bot Support of League of Legends
So you're also a degradee
>huge m̶u̶s̶c̶l̶e̶ ass
>I don't read books by faggots
dropped
No one cares
I am all of that apart from reading kafcuck and prolapse. Shit taste.
Jesus christ a fucking faggot
>kafcuck
>faggot
You're being a little bit rude, cunts
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Why Mao now instead of Cirno? Also what are you trying to accomplish making these threads everyday?
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My ideal gf is...
1. 100-140 cm, tight pussy, little body
2. 8-12 yo
3. can sing night songs
4. Reads everything i give to her
5. Small tits
6. Asian, preferably Japanese, Chinese or Korean cause why not
7. Dont shout when i lock her up in my basement
8. Is strong enough to not go mad because of her life style so she eats so i can fuck living girl, not corpses. I'm not some kind of pervert...
My ideal gf