alright, Sup Forums, how can I not cum in 10 seconds everytime I fuck a bitch???
I've got this super hot chick coming over tomorrow night and I really want to fuck her all night but I just know that I'm probably gonna nut in 10 seconds and embarrass myself....
How can I keep this from happening? Wearing a condom kinda blows
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Perform some self handed in-out in-out a couple hours prior to her arrival.
Nobody can insta-jizz the second time round
Just think of your own ugly cum face.
Wtf is that titty scar
so you're saying i should spank it before she gets here?? usually after I nut it's impossible to get back up
not immediately before she arrives, give a few hours so you can still get up but not make the one eyed snake cry after 2 punches
>about to blow
>Pull out
>ruin orgasm on her ass
>use cum as lube
>profit
idk and idc shes still hot as fuck
Get some lidocane dick cream, it numbs the dick... Just don't cut where you use the cream ( I know, good advice... Don't cut your dick) but you will bleed a shit tone.
xylocaine cream may also work but may irritate the head of your cock and that's whereto want the effect to take place.
just power through it and don't stop
erection doesn't go down and you can keep going for hours
user be relaxed as much as you can, when you are about to cum your muscles down clench. When you feel that try to relax. Also when on your back you can last longer
I usually don't cum as fast if I take a hot shower right before
tripsssss
also, if i put that stuff on tallynackle, wont it numb her cooch too?? im probably just gonna buy some numbing condoms and plow the daddy issues out of her
Just jack it a couple hours before then while fucking if you feel youre getting too close just pull out and act as if youre teasing her, pull her hair and smack her ass and shit you pussy
It shouldn't numb her if its "soaked" into your skin
so should i go for the numbing condoms or the cream shit
I'd try the cream as you said you didn't want to use condoms.
Also get some not so that you can try it now before the event and see if it works as well as it should
Jack off a few hours before hand then you'll
Last much longer
Try your hardest to cum as quickly as you possibly can. I always found that the more I wanted to cum quickly, the harder it was to cum.
Then, when you actually are about to cum, just stop for a bit and eat her out, kiss her, whatever else.
Be totally honest with her beforehand too, tell her that you usually cum way too quickly. She might find your vulnerability cute/sexy. Maybe add that you want to make it last (for her), then then tell her you're going to have to take breaks whenever you're about to cum. She'll might find it pretty hot when you stop for the first time.
Get a very small elastic, like one people with braces use, stretch it around the fingers of one hand and slide it to the base of your penis... leave it there for a week or 2 and all will be fine!
drink some alcohol, 6-8 beers would do it, too much would get you too drunk to have good sex
just relax
breathe a lot during sex
you dont need to do a tactical pre-tug
just clench your kegels
breathe through your nose and out the mouth during sex - it helps a lot (keep it cool, dont make it look folish, just put on a smug sexual face whilst you do it and not the thing you do when you constipate)
if you feel like cumming any sec now, immideatly stop keep it inside her and start kissing her and groping her and touching her up
soon as you cool down proceed with pumping again (rinse and repeat if it occurs again)
its all about stopping at the right time and taking her focus elsewhere with your hands and mouth and when you`re good to go proceed again
+also funny enough sometimes i find that not clenching the kegels just completely relaxing the dick without initiate the kegel push that you do whilst your cock throbs and cums is also helpful
just let those muscles relax and at the same time think of something else but still be in the vibe so as not lose your hard on and last long
Take some paracetamol. Numbs everything up just enough to last longer but still feel it. Ghb also does the trick very wel and adds horniness
Do a self handed like 2 or 3 hours before or get a LITTLE DRUNK, dint be a fool, in some cases when you get really drunk your dick doesnt erect
Just cum in 10 seconds and be like cool, let's watch some anime.
dont take the tactical pre-cum advice
that can fuck things up if your refractory period is a long-game...
just pull it together and calm yourself
dont over-excite the situation just aproach it casually
Other thing that helps me is think in another thing like sand, yeah, sand when you wanna come the first time. After doing that i can fuck for hours without worrying
>bag of sand??
>POCKET SAND
kek
>sand
Tits are like bags of sand. Thinking of sand flowing between my fingers makes me rock hard.
If you know somebody who's prescribed the antidepressant drug citalopram grab 40mg off them and take it a good 8 hours before your girl arrives.
Sorted.
Although it's mainly used for controlling depression and panic it is also prescribed to help reduce premature ejaculation
Think of cricket. Or baseball if you're an amerifat.
Simple you take it in the ass fag I hope you cum in 10 seconds and fuck it all up. faggot
if you wear a condom you're even bigger of a fucking faggot
Antidepressants.
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When you're about to bust start doing math problems in your head. Think about numbers and shit. Logical things instead of what you're doing right now. And also if you really feel like you're gonna blow your spunk, stop and eat her out. Do some freaky shit like dip a finger in her ham flaps for a while and bring a copy couple fingers up, look her in the eye, and suck her cooch juice right off. Let her suck it off the other finger. That moves drives the bitches crazy my man.
But she has a penis though
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Also think about baseball and buy condoms that fit properly if they choke you boner away.
Kek, Tits are not like bags of sand, i mean wtf
Control yourself. Do some foreplay and then when youre reasy to put it in make sure youre either on too or doing doggy so that way youre in control. Start slow and work your way up to speed. Don't get too excited just take your time. If her moans are distracting you and making you wanna go faster and harder try distracting yourself by focusing on other parts of your body or doing simple math problems in your head.
Dude, there is something wrong with you if you can't get it up at any time on a moment's notice with that little hottie. Holy shit.
Promescent
Well, this is anecdotal as fuck, but it's my experience
>When i first discovered fapping i had to death grip fap hard for like 10 mins to cum
>Over the years i became more impatient, and just wanted to get that shit over with
>Fapping times steadily decreased
>Learned myself to cum in 2 mins or less
>Get a GF
>Every time we fucked i would come in no time
>Read up on it
>Try edging and forcing myself to fap for longer
>Set clear goals, and increase over time.
>With increased faptime, also came increased stamina
>Current GF i can fuck for 10 straight without any problems
This isn't a quick fix. In you case, i guess you can try and sneak off for a crafty fap before you go to bed, just make sure you can get hard again
Or, you could drink large amounts of alcohol
Dude stop being so self conscious. If she is hot than that is a good reason to quickly bust a nut and she would find that notion endearing. Just because you cum doesn't mean sex is over, clean up and start again, no big deal.
Taking care of her first is the way to go.
ITT: Sex amateurs
Like Jesus Christ if you're focused on the sex enough and into it enough you will actually struggle to cum
You're obviously thinking about the wrong things and if you have such trouble with sex then just stop and start lul
I suffered big time from pre-mature ejaculation in my teens. I had a girlfriend that was way out of my league so I was embarrassed as fuck. I found out, however that if I just fapped before seeing her, my problems went away. I didn't do it just before we were about to fuck, just before going to her place or something - usually I'd fap at like 7pm, get to her place at 8, and then we wouldn't fuck until later in the evening anyway. Worked wonders and probably upped my game from
Eat an adderall or like 1mg of alprazolam. If drugs aren't your bag then try thinking about fucking your grandmother. Also tug on your winkie a couple times before she comes over
sage advice
DEEZ NUTS
Also you should try and focus on her. Make sure she gets off. Don't be a selfish little bitch. Foreplay foreplay foreplay. No man has ever came from giving head.
op think of this.
think of the sand
i have. no lie
...
actually, i did once. wanted to kms for weeks
fags
how can we be fags if we like pussy so much we cum just from licking it?
Damn... Hands-free orgasms?? I'm kinda intrigued. I wish that was possible for me.
no you don't. no woman has even been satisfied by me.
It was the nigger stroking your prostate that made you cum
when you think ur bout to cum just start punching the shit out of her dumb face
Get a couple norcos in you. Any opiate will suffice, really.
Do this
I'm going over what other people have said, but some things you can try:
-Get a friend to give you a wellbutrin, that should slow you down.
-If you use the cream, you'll probably need a condom too, otherwise you may make her vagina feel weird (as seen on Curb your Enthusiasm).
-Condoms help.
-Focus on nice steady breathing.
-Have her hop on top.
-Fuck for a couple of minutes, and then eat her pussy.
-Jerk off earlier in the day, and if you can score a Viagra, then you'll be golden.
Don't mix all of these strategies. Even breathing works with all of them, but don't like get drunk, take an anti-depressant, jerk off earlier in the day, take a narcotic, take a Benzos, use cream, and put a rubber on, or you'll just end up not fucking at all.
[Warning]
To anyone planning on masturbating before sex, your pre-cum will contain left over semen from your previous ejaculate.
That is all.
You're a fucking dipshit. There's a refractory period after every ejaculation. That being said this op shouldn't worry. Just smoke weed before sex. Reports have shown to actual increase your performance in the bedroom.
Think about how she probably hates you and how you might be a little gay and what telling your dad would feel like, and then he kisses you with all of his tongue.
Or just start patting your dad on the butt when you see him. Say things like "Hey champ!", "Yo, sport!", and try to take a few pictures of his asshole when he's sleeping.
Tell this girl about this post and record it for your dad. You will not cum.
Viagra, you'll still cum quick, but you'll chub up again almost instantly