Sup Forums.org/mu is the first link that appears when he types '4'

>Sup Forums.org/mu is the first link that appears when he types '4'

h-how did you know

>mfw it's Sup Forums.org/trash/catalog

nothing appears for me cause i browse the internet exclusively in incognito mode

t. 11 year old whose mother doesn't let him enter inappropriate sites

Hey reddit!

i just dont like youtube reccomending me videos based on stuff i previously watched

>Sup Forums.org/banned

wew

Hello, reddit!!

I live alone and I do this a lot. Never know when someone might visit and we're online and I type something into the browser and they see my searches about acne medications and research, or see all the Sup Forums threads I view.

And on my phone I view everything in private mode.

Sup Forums.org/sci

Hola reddito

Sup Forums.org/pol

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I just click the bookmark plebs.

Sup Forums.org/vg/gsg

>all these faggots don't type in Sup Forums.org/[board]/catalog
way to have to wait 5 minutes for the page to load and then click the catalog button and then miss and then go back a page but hit the back page button too early so you're back to your search engine page and then you have to type it in all over again and wait extra long to make sure the page doesn't jump on you right when you're about to click the catalog button and then you have to wait for the catalog to load.

>tfw im the only one who types "boards.Sup Forums.org" instead of "Sup Forums"

for me its just Sup Forums.org

I do this too, but with an https before it

Fuck. It's true.

HIIIIII REDDIT

hi 9gag

G'mornin't you, Reddit!

Greetings, reddit!

Reddit! My main man!

Ahh a fellow four channel patron giving it to the scruff.

good thread

Ayo sup Reddit

HEEEELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REDDIT

HEY REDDIT!!

...

boards.Sup Forums.org/mu/catalog

Hey guys. Reddit here. Glad I found this site. It seems you and I... we have very similar musical tastes and viewpoints about life. Think I'll stick around. L8er.

Hi aspie :v)

This redditor shit flinger is trying to make the act of calling out redditors unfunny so that we won't call him out when he acts like a straight up redditor when he tries to say anything.

oh shit, didn't see you there, reddit

It's not
>Sup Forums.org/e/catalog
I pity you guys

>liking youtube reccomendations
i bet you watch reaction channels and meme compilations
you are the one who should return to reddit

>Hey guys.
HI!

>Reddit here.
Greetings, Reddit!

>Glad I found this site.
I'm very happy for you!

>It seems you and I...
Go on...

>we have very similar musical tastes and viewpoints about life.
Very much so indeed!!!

>Think I'll stick around.
Please do!

>L8er.
See ya later!

get

get

check'd

hi tumblr

In rainbows is now considered a top 5 album on Sup Forums, let that sink in.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO EBAUMSWORLD!!!!!!!!

Bohemian Rhapsody is the best song ever

Edit: Wow, this really blew up!

Edit 2: rip my inbox lol

Edit 3: thanks for the gold, kind stranger xD

hello gaia

I still - fondly - remember the first time I discovered reddit. I was 13 and I guess you could say I was different; I didn't quite fit in with the world. I was a little smarter than everyone else; a little classier; a little funnier; a little better dressed. It's no surprise society couldn't handle this. They were jealous. But reddit? On reddit I could be myself. I was accepted----one of them, people of my own ilk. It was wonderful. Still is, to this day. And the memes? Oh, the memes. Glorious. So thankful to dog I found reddit. Long live reddit!

Did you just write that out off the top of your head?

*gives you gold*

>thinking it was ever funny
hi ifunny

How many of you ITT actually browse Reddit? Be honest.

Why isn't the number of posters itt increasing?

Fuck off """journalist"""

MCR discussions are a thing on Sup Forums, let it sink in!

Because there's only like 30 people on Sup Forums at any given time

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

Nobody upvote this, but reddit seriously saved my life. One day I was on the bus coming home from school, browsing the 'dit (as I like to call it) on my phone (iPhone) and low and behold, I missed my stop! Well long story short I eventually got home after like two hours and guess what? The cops were there, apparently someone put a flaming pile of crap in a bag at my doorstep! Can you imagine if I was home at the time? I might have tried to stamp it out with my foot and caught fire! (I was wearing loose flammable clothing that day)

Where do you buds get this inspiration to write this?

i do
reddit is fucking terrible but its not like this shithole is any better

*steps out of the shadows*
*coughs*
"Where do ya think?"
*steps back into shadows*

We care about our board culture.

while felating each other in dark corners?

I browse it for niche hobby and porn subreddits

www.reddit.com
(use "the 'dit" for future reference)

Someone post this thread on r/Sup Forums

I have a similar story. So there I was. On reddit. Not much karma at the time, a hard fact of life that depressed the h*ll outta me at the fucking time. But I was gonna change that. I had enough of spending time submitting news articles and making funny jokes only to have them either be downvoted, upvoted once or twice, or ignored altogether! So I devised a plan. It was foolproof. I would stop posting for a bit, and just listen. Observe. I observed all of the highest upvoted comments and submissions in every thread and subreddit. I wanted to learn what made them tick. The jokes and references everyone loved. The grammar, the memes, I took it all in like a sponge. I even wrote stuff down (which had the added benefit of improving my penmanship greatly ;-) I did this for a year. Every day. and boy did it pay off. You should see my karma now, it's out the wazoo. Comment up votes? Ridiculous. Everyone loves my comments, it's basically a sure bet my comment will be top 10 in any thread I post in. My depression is gone now. I'm a changed man and it's all thanks to reddit.

...

>chrome
The 'dit has arrived! Welcome friend.

This just fired my neurons and made me realize that people do the exact same thing with their style of shitposting and methods of getting (you)s on Sup Forums.

You described the super anti-pepe dude that posts the same screenshots over and over, ironically from reddit.