Simple game. 5 islands, 3 factions. Snowy northwest island is occupied by Commies...

Simple game. 5 islands, 3 factions. Snowy northwest island is occupied by Commies. Desert southwest island is occupied by ISIS. Mountainous northeast island occupied by Nazis. Southeast island is ideal for colonization, as it has plenty of gold reserves. Middle island is random island (no specific purpose).
Dubs decide what happens next. If someone has a particularly good idea but doesn't get dubs, I'll make it count anyway.
Have fun

nazis and ISIS team up to eradicate commie filth. Give their lands the Cold War Germany treatment and split it between them

Commies nuke nazis

Roll

Weebs take over large uncolonized island

reroll

Reroll

Isis invades communists. Nazis make a rush for uncolonized lands

Commies nuke isis

reroll. Better dead than red

Commies rape isis to death

Fagz appear in tiny island

Mexicans claim gold island

Hitler kills himself like the faggot he is

Commies die out from some super aids or some shit. Every last one of them. As soon as the last red dies, the virus dies with them

Reroll

Commie islands begin to deteriorate due to lack of economic wealth

RerollRolled agian

dont be that faggot who keeps rerolling until you get dubs it ruins the game

also, isis kill half of all nazis

REROLLREROLLREROLLREROLLREROLLRERROLRLREREREROL

Gaped asshole meteor explodes over the islands sending civilization into darkness

Commie plane drops nuke on Nazi Island. The place is now full of radiation, almost uninhabitable

Reroll

Reroll

A whale pops his head out of the ocean to see human destruction at its finest

Communist troops invade the caliphate and proceed to sexually assault ISIS soldiers.

Rolling for this

Nazi Island sinks into oblivion

Reroll

Fags invade from north in penis shaped boats

all three factions build pyramids simultaneously without knowledge that the others are doing the same. Commie pyramid is a place for giant orgy where everyone can join in equally. Nazi pyramids have like bdsm sex dungeons. Isis pyramids behead those that would insult Islam and buttfuck each other

Roll

Jews overtake nazi island

Christopher Columbus and the Spaniards arrive and begins colonizing all five islands

this except replace Columbus with the British Empire

Seal appears in tiny island

reroll

Reroll

Jews take uncolonized island. Because gold

Navy Seals arise out of the ocean and take ISIS island by force, continuously reciting their famous copypasta at all times

Communists create chemical that turns grass red

Fags begin to fuck star shaped commie island into a prideful state

Weeaboos with spastic hair colors arrive from far away lands to colonize the empty island. They keep all the gold for themselves and their bodypillow waifus

Stalin gulags all nazis

Jesus Christ is born on Nazi island, Nazis become God's chosen people

This

Nazis nuke Weeb Island twice.

reroll

Fags erect BBC monument on star fag rainbow island

Isis goes to war with the ocean

rolling

It begins to snow

THIS

A new threat appears from the north. It's the fag army, which has arrived to ransack the Commie Island in search for equality

Sea levels rise

The middle island arises out of the ocean. It's a giant turtle with a giant hatred for faggots.

Weebs build mechs and invade commieland with them

reroll

rerolling

A tugboat appears

Super aids breaks out all gays die

Reroll

the commie-isis-rape war results in countless retarded russian speaking sandniggers that claim the island for themselves.

The fag island suffers an earthquake. The fault cuts off one of the star's points from the rest of the island and it begins to float away.

Fags begin digging holes in the ground where they stick their penises in an effort to convert the Commie Island via sexual intercourse

this

Mexican storefront captchas appear on the radioactive ex nazi island

fags die out due to inability to reproduce

rolling again

the fallout from the communist nuke reaches fag island, instantly turning them heterosexual. with no women to reproduce with they start an all out war with the communists

Allah kills all gays

Gawddammit this!

Rolling for this except the turtle hates ALL factions.

reroll

M00t appears on gold island

ISIS escapes to the middle island and begins research on a weapon to surpass the Metal Gear.

Isis land gets swallowed up by incoming ice age glacier

If dubs then Moot kills all the weeaboos using a giant Gundam suit

An unexpected earthquake strikes Commie/Fag Island. A chunk of the island is separated, and it slowly drifts away into the ocean

rolling for this

Sup Forums arrives on nazi island. with everything they've got they manage to discuss and argue the fallout away and rebuild most of the structures lost.

Milo escapes in a big black boat from fag island

SpaceNiggers from outer space arrive and inhabit Nazi land

Kanye shows up

ISIS escapes to the Star Fragment Island and slowly drifts off the map towards the west.

Reroll

rolling for this

This except ISIS' new weapon IS the metal gear.

Ayyy checkem

Trump is born

The Towelhead God descends from the Heavens and proceeds to unleash the fury of his machine gun penis upon the defensless fag invaders, accused of the crime of Liwat

Enjoying this so far, waiting for OP to catch up with all the gets

Ugh! Roll!

nice

Baby trump dies of aids

If dubs then Trump rises out of the earth on the middle island and makes it his own.

reroll

Lord and saviour M00t spawns on Weeaboo Island

>much gold

What good is gold!? Sure, it's currency in the real world, but I'm betting the Commies and ISIS have fewer agricultural resources, ISIS has fewer clean water sources, etc...

Nazi Island teams up with Commie island to kill ISIS island. After ISIS is defeated, oil resources are shared by both countries whilst they plunder uninhabited Gold Island, and both colonize random island...

Random island eventually becomes 'Merica Island, and they kick over both Commie and Nazi islands, and become allies with both after deposing their tyrannical leaders and installing those friendly to them....

'Merica island wins.

Bernie sanders leads the communists to take the middle island