Simple game. 5 islands, 3 factions. Snowy northwest island is occupied by Commies. Desert southwest island is occupied by ISIS. Mountainous northeast island occupied by Nazis. Southeast island is ideal for colonization, as it has plenty of gold reserves. Middle island is random island (no specific purpose).
Dubs decide what happens next. If someone has a particularly good idea but doesn't get dubs, I'll make it count anyway.
Have fun
Simple game. 5 islands, 3 factions. Snowy northwest island is occupied by Commies...
nazis and ISIS team up to eradicate commie filth. Give their lands the Cold War Germany treatment and split it between them
Commies nuke nazis
Roll
Weebs take over large uncolonized island
reroll
Reroll
Isis invades communists. Nazis make a rush for uncolonized lands
Commies nuke isis
reroll. Better dead than red
Commies rape isis to death
Fagz appear in tiny island
Mexicans claim gold island
Hitler kills himself like the faggot he is
Commies die out from some super aids or some shit. Every last one of them. As soon as the last red dies, the virus dies with them
Reroll
Commie islands begin to deteriorate due to lack of economic wealth
RerollRolled agian
dont be that faggot who keeps rerolling until you get dubs it ruins the game
also, isis kill half of all nazis
REROLLREROLLREROLLREROLLREROLLRERROLRLREREREROL
Gaped asshole meteor explodes over the islands sending civilization into darkness
Commie plane drops nuke on Nazi Island. The place is now full of radiation, almost uninhabitable
Reroll
Reroll
A whale pops his head out of the ocean to see human destruction at its finest
Communist troops invade the caliphate and proceed to sexually assault ISIS soldiers.
Rolling for this
Nazi Island sinks into oblivion
Reroll
Fags invade from north in penis shaped boats
all three factions build pyramids simultaneously without knowledge that the others are doing the same. Commie pyramid is a place for giant orgy where everyone can join in equally. Nazi pyramids have like bdsm sex dungeons. Isis pyramids behead those that would insult Islam and buttfuck each other
Roll
Jews overtake nazi island
Christopher Columbus and the Spaniards arrive and begins colonizing all five islands
this except replace Columbus with the British Empire
Seal appears in tiny island
reroll
Reroll
Jews take uncolonized island. Because gold
Navy Seals arise out of the ocean and take ISIS island by force, continuously reciting their famous copypasta at all times
Communists create chemical that turns grass red
Fags begin to fuck star shaped commie island into a prideful state
Weeaboos with spastic hair colors arrive from far away lands to colonize the empty island. They keep all the gold for themselves and their bodypillow waifus
Stalin gulags all nazis
Jesus Christ is born on Nazi island, Nazis become God's chosen people
This
Nazis nuke Weeb Island twice.
reroll
Fags erect BBC monument on star fag rainbow island
Isis goes to war with the ocean
rolling
It begins to snow
THIS
A new threat appears from the north. It's the fag army, which has arrived to ransack the Commie Island in search for equality
Sea levels rise
The middle island arises out of the ocean. It's a giant turtle with a giant hatred for faggots.
Weebs build mechs and invade commieland with them
reroll
rerolling
A tugboat appears
Super aids breaks out all gays die
Reroll
the commie-isis-rape war results in countless retarded russian speaking sandniggers that claim the island for themselves.
The fag island suffers an earthquake. The fault cuts off one of the star's points from the rest of the island and it begins to float away.
Fags begin digging holes in the ground where they stick their penises in an effort to convert the Commie Island via sexual intercourse
this
Mexican storefront captchas appear on the radioactive ex nazi island
fags die out due to inability to reproduce
rolling again
the fallout from the communist nuke reaches fag island, instantly turning them heterosexual. with no women to reproduce with they start an all out war with the communists
Allah kills all gays
Gawddammit this!
Rolling for this except the turtle hates ALL factions.
reroll
M00t appears on gold island
ISIS escapes to the middle island and begins research on a weapon to surpass the Metal Gear.
Isis land gets swallowed up by incoming ice age glacier
If dubs then Moot kills all the weeaboos using a giant Gundam suit
An unexpected earthquake strikes Commie/Fag Island. A chunk of the island is separated, and it slowly drifts away into the ocean
rolling for this
Sup Forums arrives on nazi island. with everything they've got they manage to discuss and argue the fallout away and rebuild most of the structures lost.
Milo escapes in a big black boat from fag island
SpaceNiggers from outer space arrive and inhabit Nazi land
Kanye shows up
ISIS escapes to the Star Fragment Island and slowly drifts off the map towards the west.
Reroll
rolling for this
This except ISIS' new weapon IS the metal gear.
Ayyy checkem
Trump is born
The Towelhead God descends from the Heavens and proceeds to unleash the fury of his machine gun penis upon the defensless fag invaders, accused of the crime of Liwat
Enjoying this so far, waiting for OP to catch up with all the gets
Ugh! Roll!
nice
Baby trump dies of aids
If dubs then Trump rises out of the earth on the middle island and makes it his own.
reroll
Lord and saviour M00t spawns on Weeaboo Island
>much gold
What good is gold!? Sure, it's currency in the real world, but I'm betting the Commies and ISIS have fewer agricultural resources, ISIS has fewer clean water sources, etc...
Nazi Island teams up with Commie island to kill ISIS island. After ISIS is defeated, oil resources are shared by both countries whilst they plunder uninhabited Gold Island, and both colonize random island...
Random island eventually becomes 'Merica Island, and they kick over both Commie and Nazi islands, and become allies with both after deposing their tyrannical leaders and installing those friendly to them....
'Merica island wins.
Bernie sanders leads the communists to take the middle island