HELP!!!
Beta fag here. Don't ask me how, but i managed to find a milf that likes me a lot. Super hot. We've been out a lot; tonight she invited me to her place.
My problem: i cum in like 1 minute...i have no stamina. Any thing I can do, last minute?
HELP!
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Get wasted
You might last longer if she pegs you
immediately when you get to her house, jack off in the bathroom
Then you (atleast me) wont be able to cum for atleast an hour
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Yea i was thinking that ... but the problem is when i get drunk, i can't get it up ... double edge sword !!!
Drugs.
Opiates > Alcohol > Anti-depressants > DXM
In order from best to worst
Kegel exercises.
we've been hardcore sexting for days ... shes gonna jump on my the minute i arrive .... i think im gonna get drunk before and see what happens
I can't even get aroused for an hour after cumming
Drugs or just get over it. It's normal and I'm sure she's been with plenty of two pump chumps
just get moderately drunk and use a condom, you'll last a good while
Say "damn, you are so hot I couldn't last!". Compliments her, gets you off the hook. Hopefully you can recover and hit it again.
Are you black?
Use a cock ring. But this is an advanced technique.
Anyway OP is far better to cum quick and do it multiple times, that you get a floopy all the time. Talking by experience, I cant cum at all unless I go full savage. I can last like 2 hours and dont cum. Ex's hated this, they used to tell me that if they were not enough to make me cum.
Actual gf is ok with me fucking her nonstop, but I still use my cock ring.
TLDR you can masturbate a little, but risk that you wont get it up when you need it, get a cock ring and lose your dick due to inexpert uses, or realize there's worse things that cumming fast. Your girl will love that you can cum fast. Also stop thinking that you must make her cum, that will ruin the vibe.
Most women will never reach an orgasm (unless you fuck up with her mind first) and thats fine, its their problem not ours.
>"You're so hot I couldn't last!"
>Walk out the door.
well shit nigga just jack off one hour before you think you'll get laid
I can get hard, but no way am I cumming
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>TLDR is longer than actual post
Post screens of sexts/pics
This
foreplay. do something as long as she can stand before she needs your dick
Does a condom not help?
Wish I had a milf
also she could blow you first
you say you can get hard again after cumming. I can too. its actually rare. Cumming again is possible for me if the situation lets me.
Get that numbing lube. Thank me later.
That doesnt sound interesting for either party.
Apply numbing cream on your dick....
Enjoy your "milf" a.k.a your hands.
Take a Viagra (i know there there like $30 pill ) but your DR should write you a script for 4 and that brings price down a little , then just cum , and you will stay rock hard , the ultra sensitivity wont last long so you will get over it in a min or 2 , every one happy you may even get to cum again :), then just save those pricey little pills for her , you don't need any real reason to get a script just say you have been over anxious in the bedroom or something
Can confirm this.
I was a heroin addict a few years back.
>inb4 kys junkie
one great thing was lasting literally as long as i wanted.
But after i got clean i can't last more than a couple minutes and it's fucking embarrassing,
Moral of the story, IF you choose to take opiates, take just enough vicodin or percocet to get a good buzz and it will be plenty, but DO NOT take it everytime you plan to get laid, you will get addicted.
Aftering seeing what going to the Dr with a boner that wont go away I would never try. They put a whole ton of needles in your dick to release the blood
Just go down on her til she blows her wad then it wont matter how long you last after you start hitting it.
Tell her you'll pull out
Immediately nut in her
Sprint out laughing
If you are gonna cum, stop thrusting, maybe even pull out. Then relax your ass muscles (you flex them involuntarily) and wiggle your feet until your duck calms down. PRO TIP BEOTCH
NIce,OP here, i like this one ...
will try to get some pics ... super fucking hot MILF, like holy shit
You're gonna be so nervous you'll be lucky if you can even keep an erection, let alone cum.
Kill the mood
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Nope. Indian descent (not indian though, long history) ... WHY DO YOU ASK BITCH?
Lol i doubt it, He's been "hardcore sexting" If that's true i'm sure his "Manstincts" will kick in and he'll be hard as fuck. But will probably still not be able to hold it unless he takes some advice.
OP HERE... EXACTLY
Dear betafag,
Do not worry AT ALL. Milfs know what they want and how they want.
DO NOT masturbate beforehand, because frankly you will ruin your night.
1. kiss a lot
2. eat her pussy
3. fuck her cum in 1 min.
then suggest tying her to bet etc etc etc.
Just be free. Be a furless ape you are. You are not responsible for anything.
When I got my first real fuck (I fucked before but those were indeed quick shitty onetimers and maybe once every 3 months). So when I got my first real girl whom I could spend the night with - I fucked her like 5-6 times, because I wanted to. we did crazy things. We did mellow things.
Oh ask her for hand cream and massage feet - feels good (Im not a footfag but first time I slept over with girl we just sat there, massaged each others feet and watched some bullshit on tv and it was bliss.
and have cool music in the background.
remember - milfs do not care for shite
How?
>when i get drunk, i can't get it u
Implying you've slept with so many girls while wasted you can actually statistically tell that.
How old are you? When I was like in my 20s I could be diamond sharp even when I couldn't walk.
Are you fat? Inactive?
oh - run few miles a day before you meet her for a week if you can. Your bloodflow will skyrocket and you will be BY FAR better in bed.
trust me. this is old fucker talking
and I was a complete beta. Now I can get almost any woman I like. No bs
just fuck her and creampie that pussy. who cares about her fun, at least you had fun. that is what being alpha is all about dude
Good advice bro. I mean, im pretty good at oral and foreplay shit ... im just gonna delay actual sex as long as i can ... plus Im brining some wine to her place, maybe i can get her drunk too ... god fuck ... this is complicated
NOpe, im quite fit. Its just that I jerk off to so much porn that I have lost any stamia... been 2 years since my ex, so no sex for a while ...
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.
True bro, if she's milf, so you're her bunny, so don't worry, she must know what she expects
Stop worrying, I can guarantee she will not care about anything in particular.
my first experiences were - while you nut in 1 minute, if you can fuck several times in a row, no girl cares and will call you again.
Later sex gets a lot more boring and you cum later. and later.. and later.. and then you just stop cumming. And then you die.
oh - great technique for quick nutters - take deep breaths during the act every 15 seconds. makes you concentrate on breathing and stops you from cumming
>you're her bunny
top kek
think of bugs or spiders. or spiders from minecraft. keep your mind occupied and oyu will last
Ok heading out now, had some beers , so im a little tipsy. Ill try to take pics bro"s. Ill give an update this weekend if you care ... ill post under "frenchie milf"